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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Hyphy (HI-FEE) is a form of rap culture and music AIDS.

Contents 1 In the beginning... 2 Thizz Faced 3 Mac Dre 4 Hyphy Today 5 External Links

[edit] In the beginning...

In the beginning of Hyphy, there were a lot of people who wanted to dance to rap, but couldn't dance. So a bunch of rappers decided that they would make music about getting "stupid" and dancing like you were a retard. Many people from the Bay Area liked this shit, so they made "The Bay" the capital of the Hyphy movement.

[edit] Thizz Faced

There are many dances and other cool things you can do to get Hyphy. Mainly

1. Ghostride the Whip - Get out of your car (Escalade on 30 inch rims1999 Buick Century on 24's with sparkley green paint) while it's in neutral drive and dance on it.
2. Gas Brake Dip - Alternate your foot on the gas pedal and the brake. You can usually do this two or three times before you need to buy a new transmission.
3. Thizz Face - Make a contortion on your face like you smell some piss. This is usually what happens when you take some thizz, or ecstacy. Paint your face black and act like a nigger
4. Put Yo Stunna Shades On - Put 'em on...plain and simple.
5. Shake Dem Dreads - Dumb-ass retards with dreadlocks shake them so they can feel welcome and respected with the Bay Area!
6. Sydeshow - a bunch of nigras congregate in the parking lot of Grocery Outlet and start getting hyphy, ghostriding their whips and shakin' dem dreads. Because the Oakland Police Dept. are a bunch of tardbags, this usually goes on for an hour or two before a bunch of Y T with roid rage come and pull their guns. Once in awhile someone gets too close to a Camaro doing a burnout and is made in an hero, except the community laughs about what a dumbass they were, rather than flooding their myspace with wagnsty poetry.

It is an excellent use of the black community's time and resources.

[edit] Mac Dre

Mac Dre, the "Hyphy Overlord" was killed by taking Thizz. He was about to go into the Guinness Book of World Records by being the person to make the longest thizz face when he died from taking ecstacy. It wasn't actually the ecstacy that killed him, it was that he choked on the pill and none of the niggas around knew how to perform the Heimlich Maneuver or call 911.

[edit] Hyphy Today

Although many people were saddened by Mac Dre's death, all of the things that caused Mac Dre to die are still being performed every day. Hyphy's most commercial hit was "Tell Me When To Go" by Hyphy artist E-40. Count Blackula has made repeated attempts to take control of our hyphy culture sparking a civil war between the BAY BITCHES and 124 Street dreadshakers.

[edit] External Links

Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em