IMVU
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
IMVU is a Shitty Automated Chat Program that allows many pedos to virtually have sex with 13 year old girls. Like Second Life this site has a huge furry problem. The site mostly Contains Furries, Goths, Wiggers, Emos, Fags, Dykes, just about every sort of shitty label thought of. Besides having multiple labeled community's the people who seem to inhabit the site have a sort of "hate" for the management.Being the failed attempt at being the sims IMVU has been on beta mode for like fucking 3 years and continue to produce mass fail with every little update. Butthurt, IMVU decided to create fun little tools for the community to distract them from the epic failing.
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Some time last Thursday, IMVU decided to toss up some bonus features and content to its users. At least to the users who want to pay out the ass for them. Such features include new dances, new moves, new clothing you can't normally get (which is basically every article of clothing), new ways to assrape teens, animations, music, disco lights, plush toys (for raping), sex toys, electric chairs, and a partridge in a pear tree. Oh, and you can also pay to register your name permanently (which means you're no longer a "Guest_" on IMVU) if you really feel like stealing mommy's credit card to do so.Also, as there are no hot girls on the interbutts,your hott chick girlfriend is really a 71 year old pedo. Have fun! But mostly, the site is chock filled of 12 year old girls and some goatse-fans, and the diffrent breed of animal, "Sexy", who is actually a 56 year old divorced man, but online she'll give you the best time evar. Why not try to cyber? You wont be able to tell the difference.
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Possibly the main and only Area for Lulz, the forums on IMVU consist of butthurt faggots who spend hours trolling others while getting a huge hard on for anyone else who adds to the trolling. The Community of the Forum are your average Furry/Whore/Emo type of people, in others words a butthurt teenager. For some reason a great number of the people in the "off-topic" section or O-T for short are complete batshit retarded. Many have the need to write random topics, about their lives and how they are doing.The Off-Topic forum has 3 types of topics.
Crushes Crushes on Imvu are about as normal as Bush not pulling out of Iraq. When in doubt, get a fellow internet fuck buddy. The main reason people on IMVU date is not to date, but to get rid of a huge boner that has been erect for over a hour. When on the forum its constant "<3" "lets fuck"
Family Groups
This has to be the biggest pile of lulz on the whole damn site. People on the OT love each other very much and like to make Packs in each of these Packs theres a leader, a real lolcow who is a overly happy Aspie Who spends about 6 or 7 hours on IMVU forums posting shit with the supposed "^_^"
Begging Begging on IMVU is apparently the Anti-lulz and is considered lower than worshiping Satan or killing innocent babies with a kitchen knife. Rather than ignore the begging, they make stickers to avoid the butthurt of beggars.
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Examples of the sad shit found on IMVU:
- Keeeeeiko wants you to play with her boobies. http://avatars.imvu.com/Keeeeeiko
- Cheatahgirl7 should be sued for e-whoring herself out to every eunuch on IMVU http://avatars.imvu.com/Guest_cheatahgirl7
