IMVU
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
IMVU is a Shitty Automated Chat Program that allows many pedos to virtually have sex with 13 year old girls. Like Second Life this site has a huge furry infestation. The site consists primarily of furries, goths, wiggers, emos, fags, dykes, etc.
Besides having multiple labeled communities, the people who seem to inhabit the site have a sort of "hate" for the management. Being the failed attempt at being Second Life, IMVU has been on beta mode for like 3 years and continue to produce mass fail with every little update. Butthurt, IMVU decided to create fun little tools for the community to distract them from the epic failing.
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Additional Content
Some time last Thursday, IMVU decided to toss up some bonus features and content to its users. At least to the users who want to pay out the ass for them. Such features include new dances, new moves, new clothing you can't normally get (which is basically every article of clothing), new ways to assrape teens, animations, music, disco lights, plush toys (for raping), sex toys, electric chairs, and a partridge in a pear tree. Even the Pope himself has played this game along with Jesus, the real guy. Oh, and you can also pay to register your name permanently (which means you're no longer a "Guest_" on IMVU) if you really feel like stealing mommy's credit card to do so.
The Forum
Possibly the main and only Area for lulz, the forums on IMVU consist of butthurt faggots who spend hours trolling others while getting a huge hard on for anyone else who adds to the trolling. For some reason a great number of the people in the "off-topic" section (O-T for short) are particularly retarded. Especially the losers who has been there for many years and think they are the shit. Many have the need to write random topics about their lives and how they are doing. The Off-Topic forum has three topics:
Crushes
Crushes on Imvu are about as normal as Bush not pulling out of Iraq. When in doubt, get a fellow internet fuck buddy. The main reason people on IMVU date is not to date, but to get rid of a huge boner that has been erect for over a hour. When on the forum its constant "<3" "lets fuck"
Family Groups
This has to be the biggest pile of lulz on the whole damn site. People on the OT love each other very much and like to make Packs in each of these Packs theres a leader, a real lolcow who is a overly happy Aspie Who spends about 6 or 7 hours on IMVU forums posting shit with the supposed "^_^"
Begging Begging on IMVU is apparently the Anti-lulz and is considered lower than worshiping Satan or killing innocent babies with a kitchen knife. Rather than ignore the begging, they make stickers to avoid the butthurt of beggars.
Off Topic This is by far the only good thing on the whole of IMVU due to the number of sexual intercourse that happens here when mods aren't watching. Having recently located to an off-site location, the king of this organisation was not available for comment. The exact whereabouts of the new off-topic are not for prying eyes, SO YOU'RE OUT OF FUCKING LUCK. Love from, an ass hole.
UPDATE: Bob has recently joined the so called "New OT", and is participating in all manner of lulz, flaming, and general intercourse that goes on in said.
Moderators
These power tripping pedophiles enjoy projecting their own butthurt onto the users, especially in Off Topic. They have discussed for some time now to shut down the Off topic forum for they believe it is too much to handle.
