IWP

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

IWP is a 17 year old racist hippy who draws shitty art of himself having furry crayon sex. It is unknown if he uses Crayola, or Rose Art. The "W" in his name stands for "will". Although this is how he describes himself:I'am a 17 year old who just fucks around most of the time. I listen to metal, watch WWF wrestling from the 80s, and I'm from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. My name is Scott McCullough. I'm generally a nice person unless you're either an asshole, or just plain retarded. Oh yeah, I'm smexy too! =P My AIM is Metal Scott 1990 Obviously he's a fucktard of epic proportions. He also has conversations on his front page so long they fly off screen.

Scott making the cover of Mad Magazine with his furry lover, Petunia.

Furry form Scott, fondling his nipples

No, he is not a viking.

1 His life outside teh intarweb
2 A glimpse in the exiting life of IWP
3 His furry form
4 Scott's favorite bands
5 Scott's astonishing artwork
6 External Links

[edit] His life outside teh intarweb

Outside of teh internet, he likes to draw shitty art of his two bisexual furry fantasies and himself, giving each other handjobs n' shit. IWP reckons he is hardcore, as he drinks beer, but really, he is just another furfag, who has nothing better to do with their life. He listens to metal(!!!) bands like Iron Maiden and Pantera. He also claims to have a girlfriend (although this being is most probably a man). IWP likes to impress his girlfriend, by making shitty MS Paint edits of himself on the cover of MAD Magazine. This can only be contributed to the fact that she does not know about his furfag fetish. The day she finds out, there shall be lulz indeed. Hopefully all over the internet for everyone to enjoy! Just recently, he got owned when he was suspended from deviantart for two weeks for posting furry porn. And that's just basically what happens outside of the internet for him...

[edit] A glimpse in the exiting life of IWP

Quote's from Scott at his life-changing moments:

[edit] A Great Decision

Yeah, I've made a decision...I'm no longer going to criticize peoples' taste in music. I've realized it's pretty lame now, and I've really only done it to look cool. Sure, I think bands like Simple Plan, Panic At The Disco, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, ect. are god awful, but I really don't care anymore. It's their opinons. Besides, it's not like any of my friends listen to same music I listen to anyway. =P -Scott. Even though he recently said his "girlfriend" has bad taste in music.

[edit] Any Place Away from Scott is A Better Place

R.I.P. Spooky (March 1996 - December 6, 2006)...We had to put are cat, Spooky to sleep today, because he had diabeetus, and therefore couldn't eat. He would eventually starve to death, and that would be a painful way to die. Putting him to sleep is the more humane way to go. I loved to cat to death, and I'm going to miss him. He was to perfect cat, he was always nice and friendly. Well, at least he's in a better place in the afterlife now.-Scott

And also a classic: R.I.P. Spooky. You were a good cat-Scott

Let us never forget spooky! He was always nice and friendly. Unfortunatly Scott loved him to death, but at least he died in a humane way. No longer will Spooky be submitted to his faggotry.

[edit] He is "No Longer" A Furry

I've decided that I'm no longer going to continue to draw HTF anthro pics. That's right, I've given up, and there's several reasons why. One being that these pictures aren't very good, and my skills as an artist are pretty bad. The next being that I'm starting to lose interest in Happy Tree Friends, and it's starting to get boring, and I have better things to do with my time. Also, my girlfriend doesn't really like these pictures, and I don't want to damage are relationship because of it. Besides, I love Nancy way more than I could ever love a fictional cartoon character. She means so much to me, and I want her to know that I do. If I do continue to draw anymore, I'm going to just draw various logos of random stuff like bands, products, etc, as well as making my own logos.

Oh, and all that furry shit I used to do is over. Fuck being a furry! Besides real human girls > cartoon animals that aren't real. As of right now, I'm no longer a furry.

Oh yeah, and I'm also deleting all of my old HTF related pictures, since they're pretty much an embarrasment. I want to start out new and fresh from here on in. -Scott

So he basically claims to have stopped drawing furry art, and being a furry altogether, because he knows that his art is utter shit, and he's butthurt, because people make fun of him for it. Even though, he claims to not be a furry anymore, he probably still wanks to his shitty furry art, and thus has turned into a furry in denial, because being a furry is a disease and you can't just quit it.

[edit] Another Great Decision..acually the first one anyone would care about

I'm leaving Deviantart (possibly for good) Journal Entry: Sat Jul 21, 2007, 11:20 PM Yeah, I really haven't taken interest to this site in like months, and I think (for now anyway) I'm going to give up on art. I'm in a creative slump in the moment. I've lost all motivation to draw anything, and I realize that my art sucks anyway so there's no point in me continuing with it. Besides, nobody on this site really gives a shit about me anymore anyway. I'm trying to keep my relationship with Nancy, so I need to spend more time with her and my job, than on these internet sites. Besides that, though, I think the majority of people on here (as well as most peopke of the interent) are mindless assholes, and I have more friends in real life. So, that's it I guess, there's really not that much to explain. I'm leaving Deviantart! Goodbye!-Scott

Pure gold, this is. He's in a creative slump, but he realizes his art is shit and that nobody gives a shit so he calls everyone mindless assholes because of that shit he leaves the shit site to spend time with his shit hidious girlfriend and his shit job and shit. Shit!

Also, having more friends on the internet (0) then in IRL isn't much of an accomplishment in this case. Why did he bother to write all of this anyway? I'LL TELL YA WHY!! Because he hopes someone would go AAAW! DONT LEVEA PLZ!! I LIK# UR ARt áND SoME PeApLE ARE MeAn!!:(:(:(>:))

[edit] His furry form

IWP is so hardcore, it's unreal. He enjoys threesomes with two bisexual furries, who are Petunia from Happy Tree Friends, and his shitty Happy Tree Friends fan character, Samantha. IWP has his own glam metal band called "The ~~cock~~Nightriders" which, unsurprisingly, is not even real. The band has IWP as the lead singer, guitarist, drummer, bassist, keyboardist, barrel basher, baby eater, and song writer, but since he has no idea what the fuck he's meant to do, he steals songs from other shitty bands. In his fan fic, The Nightriders have huge concerts,in which the whole crowd full of furries screams at. Mostly screaming at how fucking terrible they sound.