Ian
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
ian is the faggot Gorean lifestyler who used to be in charge of 7chan. He lives in California, and supposedly has many IRL "friends" who frequently visit 7chan. His hobbies include hiding CP on his TrueCrypt drive and cybering with 13 year old boys.
He continually reaffirms his ineptitude as an administrator with 7chan using many flawed scripts written at least 100 years ago and posted on php.net. Lately his cesspit of the internet has been slowing down largely due to the fact that Trevorchan was written by a 13 year old boy on crack with downs syndrome.
Recent intel suggests Ian received a blowjob from a gay spic furfag, making him officially the SECOND faggiest admin evar. Seriously, wtf.
[edit] Ian admits being blown by a furry
<FaKeShAdOw> ian has snowkittyin his closet
<FaKeShAdOw> hogtied
<FaKeShAdOw> and greased
<ian> no
<ian> hes sleeping
<ian> in my bed
<FaKeShAdOw> what
<FaKeShAdOw> hawt
<ian> hes gonna sleep while im at school
<[xAx]slash> lmfao
<[xAx]slash> ian
<[xAx]slash> did you rape
<[xAx]slash> a dude? :[
<FaKeShAdOw> that's haet
<FaKeShAdOw> er
<FaKeShAdOw> hawt
<ian> no
<ian> he blew me
<ian> ;]
<[xAx]slash> rofl
<[xAx]slash> is he
<[xAx]slash> homo?
<[xAx]slash> :<
<FaKeShAdOw> what
<FaKeShAdOw> yeahh he is
<ian> yea
<ian> gay furfay
<[xAx]slash> rofl
<[xAx]slash> figured
<ian> furfag
<FaKeShAdOw> he blew you?
<FaKeShAdOw> oshi
<ian> yea
<FaKeShAdOw> what
<FaKeShAdOw> are you going to give him mod powers now?
<FaKeShAdOw> :S
<ian> i actually said i was going to
<ian> before he blew me
<ian> :|
<ian> he is mod on /fur/ and /b/
<[xAx]slash> :|
<[xAx]slash> rofl
<[xAx]slash> ian
<[xAx]slash> was he
<[xAx]slash> atleast
<[xAx]slash> GOOD?
<FaKeShAdOw> come to think of it i wouldn't be able to resist iancock either
<ian> <[xAx]slash>: very
<ian> ;]
<FaKeShAdOw> oh lawd
<FaKeShAdOw> D:
[edit] Quotes
<ian> jb is hard to manage
<ian> oh i mean, its hard to fukken save it all
<ian> ID FUCK YOU IF YOU WERE GAY KOJIMA
<ian> THATS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
<ian> AND YOUR AIDS
<ian> lb
<ian> shut up and kiss me
<Gaynegro> did you seriously lick your mom's dildo?
<ian> Lick, hell I've USED my mom's dildo.
<ian> Pussies.
After a long cyber session:
<ian> Sheneequa: enjoy that?
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