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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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LiveJournal user Iconoclast is a pallid, soulless, gay, Republican who lacks a sense of style, real class, and is often vile, horrid and devoid of taste. Not knowing when and where the line is, he often crosses it, which quite possibly led to the crashing singularity that was the final days of gay_boys. His holier-than-thou attitude is in direct conflict with the fact that he is clearly a fugly, lard-ass dork and a truly repulsive excuse for a human being.

It is also believed that his persecution and mockery of new_lantern forced him down the steps of despair, which culminated in new_lantern's appearance in the gay BDSM 'film' Hard Man, shortly followed by an e-suicide, which has since been undone.

Additionally, he has an ongoing crush on a certain man who rejected his advances in his hometown of Lonoke, Arkansas, who has the political career Robert wishes he had. Also was oddly protective of his homestate when the entire swarthy, black population of New Orleans went a-searchin' for new shacks in his part of the woods after their hometown got pwned. This is particularly funny because Robert has been known to cruise Marion Barry's old stomping grounds down in Petworth, where he exhibits his love of guns and the taste of gun metal by being raped at gunpoint

When not sucking Bush Administration cock under the cover of darkness, Robert may be found getting in mild, inane cat fights in new_gay_boys usually getting his comments deleted by the too-creepy-for-words pedophile moderator, smartypantsnyc, or, increasingly likely, having his prolapsed rectum repeatedly fisted by Jack Abramoff, Cynthia McKeeney, Duke Cunningham and the ghost of Ken Lay in the back of the Watergate garage.

Occasional lapses into wit are possible, such as exclaiming 'Miners trapped underground are totally the new white women in peril.' back when all those miners were being pwned. These are rare, and are probably traps set to ensnare younger, impressionable right-leaning faggots into his grasp.

[edit] Other Facts

• A vegetarian
• May or may not be Drew Pritt

[edit] Other Iconoclast

Iconoclast is also the nickname used by undertroll Iconclast. He's quite obsessed with himself, indicating some kind of psychological disorder. As a life long Republican he is not only endorsing some old guy from the South but he's also working on the campaign! As the Washington D.C. representative of the fine campaign of Ron Paul for President, Iconoclast has fooled the entire establishment that he is a benevolent, bow tie wearing, sophisticate with his glasses and never ending supply of suits. When not chasing men who can barely speak English with promises of green cards if they give him head, Iconoclast is often chastising himself in the bathroom with a paddle for continuing to gain weight, drink, and be nothing more than a self loathing loser.

He is known to act like an idiot while drunk on the wonders of cheap Scotch Whiskey and Tonic Water. Millions of brain cells have been killed already and not many are left to go.