Idiot
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
An idiot is a foolish or stupid person. Idiots are what make the world go 'round and are the lifeblood of the internets. Once upon a time, idiots on the Internets were mostly confined to AOL, but now they constitute a preponderance of email users, bloggers, and journalists. IRL, idiots breed continuously, quickly infesting any area in which they are introduced. How do you know if you're an idiot? To find out click here.
[edit] Idiocy on the Internet
Idiots often drive SUVs
"Beware!!! if someone smokes that stuff within 50ft. of you it will show up on a drug test that you are a total fucking idiot...and it will make baby jesus cry..."
"You are a total fucking idiot and emo is about the biggest joke ever. All of you are going to need support groups later in life."
"Somehow the SUV rage has flung over to the EU. Most of the SUV owners are idiots anywayz quoting one owner: 'I don't care if it kills somebody else as long as I'm safe.'"
"You are a complete idiot, and beyond any hope, any reason and chance of ever being useful to anyone or anything at all. You really should just kill yourself."
[edit] Certified Idiots (no this is not an opening to add your friends)
- Paris Hilton
- W
- John Kerry
- Ann Coulter
- Adolf Hitler
- Bill O'Reilly
- Michael Moore
- L. Ron Hubbard
- Every single sysop on TOW
[edit] How to be an idiot

