Imeem
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Imeem is a failure of a social media website which allows users to upload music and videos that suck ass. Most of the music that is uploaded and featured is rap and emo music that requires no talent to make. Moreover, the videos that are posted do not even stream half of the time. The ones that do stream are incredibly horrid in their own unique ways. The userpages that are made by the users of the website are horrible considering the fact that you can only move around boxes (just like Facebook amirite?) and change the background colors and theme of the webpage. Some users believe that paying to have a premium account is worth it and actually makes them better than you. This is incredibly not true due to the fact that all a premium account does is allows the user to see the stupid statistics of how many people go to your page; It also adds more themes for your profile which no one cares about. One who actually cares about this stuff is full of fail and deserves to become an hero.
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30 Second Previews
Around early 2007, Imeem had a lawsuit filed against them by the RIAA. The creators went batshit insane making all of the songs 30 second previews. This decision made all of the users butthurt causing half of them to leave while the rest of the users bitched. Later on though, Imeem enabled some songs to be full songs instead of being jews and making all of the songs 30 second previews to cover their asses. Still, people bitched about this by making groups and petitions (which never work EVER).
Spam
People think that spamming chain spam messages really helps them, but it does not and they fail at life.
Typical spam message on Imeem:
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Mailbox
The mailbox is one of the most exploited features on Imeem. Many of the the messages that a use may get are either chain mails or shared music/playlists. Only obnoxious people do this to make themselves feel more important than you. When one responds to the the sender, usually the sender will ask who are or say a little speech about how you should not talk to them.
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Popular Songs
Here are some popular songs that are commonly listened to on Imeem:
- Hitler Was A Sensitive Man - Anal Cunt
- I Fucked your Wife - Shat
- A Millie - Lil Wayne ft. Cory Gunz
- Detachable Penis - King Missle
- Moskau - Dschinghis Khan
- Thriller - Michael Jackson
- Suck a Cheetahs Dick - Wesley Willis (Probably one of the greatest music artists to have ever lived)
- Chacarron - Shark
- Typewriter Tip, Tip Tip - Shankar Jaikishan
- I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
Videos
Typical music that Imeem users listen to.
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