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In Soviet Russia...

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... article reads YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, other country stereotype YOU!!

Beware of pokemans!

Sandwich eats YOU!

rightIn Soviet Russia, bag comes in milks!!

That is the kind of unfunny shit joke that you can expect from any sentence starting with the phrase "In Soviet Russia." These jokes are always a lame reverse of something considered normal and end in "YOU!!". These jokes were made popular when Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane famously couldn't come up with a good enough joke related to 1980s pop culture and had to make a crap reference to crap Soviet refugee comedian Yakov Smirnoff who is the biggest drawing act in Branson, Missouri.

1 The Original
2 Examples
3 Never Funny
4 Gallery
5 People who find these jokes funny

[edit] The Original

The original joke, which was cogent if not lulzy, was as follows:

"In America, you go out at night and find party. In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU."

Another variation...

"In America, you go to see movie The Rock. In Soviet Russia, YOU break rock in gulag!"

Top notch stuff, amirite?

[edit] Examples

Classic In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
TL;DR: In Soviet Russia, furry points and laughs at the idiotic sick fuckery that is enjoyed IRL by YOU!!
Unfunny nerd: In Soviet Russia, function calculate derivative of YOU!!
GNAA: In Soviet Russia, WTC DID JEWS
Other language: In Soviet Russia, 鸟流感得到 YOU!!
An Hero: In Soviet Russia, iPod steal YOU!!
Runescape: In Soviet Runescape, noob gives money to YOU!!
Shitty Music: In Soviet Russia, Soulja Boy crank YOOOOUUUUU!

Others:

In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, lazer charges YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, lion gets in -- JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!!!
In Soviet Russia, cock sucks Fallout Boy! (Note that even though it doesn't end with YOU!!, it still gives the ghey old feeling.)
In Soviet Russia, lulz did it for YOU!
In Soviet Russia, 1) Profit! 2) ???? 3) YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, that fucking cat see YOU!
In Soviet Russia, music downloads YOU!