greets to the final bosses of internet: cromlech, aush0k, dshocker, atomiku, Romford trev, piddle, rolo, baz.

In the kitchen

That's right, cook while I read my porn

That's right bitch.

Iron_Chan restores the order.

Where women should be, just like they have been for at least 100 years. If you are a woman and on teh internets, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Feminazi whores have been complaining about "in the kitchen" for at least 100 years. This complaining will continue until a Real Man stands up and starts pwning their stupid whore mouths.

[edit] Things you will find in the kitchen

Pots and pans
An oven (Warning: may be hot, ~~don't~~ shove your 13 year old brother into this. A Jew is fine too).
A fridge, this is a ~~good~~ gr8t place to hide the body of your 13 year old brother after roasting him to death in the oven.
At least 100 sporks, if there are 99 or less then you need to buy more. This may require whoring yourself out to 1000 fat chicks, but it will be worth it.
A woman who knows her place. If there aren't at least three, then you need to buy more.
A clock in the stove, PROTIP: Always use this as a defense whenever a woman asks for a watch(Following with a disciplinary slap is ~~optional~~ required).
Your mom, she's either there or in my bed.

Have sex on the kitchen table
Beat your girlfriend, it shows you love her
Practice goatse
Drink beer
Have more sex on the kitchen table
Stand in the doorway with your hand raised, ready to lay down the law if your girlfriend or wife puts too much mayo on your hoagie.
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PROFIT!!

If she is Samus Aran and promises to commit at least one act of genocide and/or desecration of holy areas before she comes back.
So she can buy a gun and become An Hero with a murder suicide, thus proving that she can do it even though you can't, you emasculated bitch.
To get more food so she can come back to the kitchen and feed your fat ass.
So she can distract the FBI with her boobs while you evacuate your sex toys, you sick fuck.