Indigo Children

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A typical Indigo Child.

Indigo Children are special creatures whose batshit hippy parents decided that their sprog came from the Stars. Believed to possess psychic powers such as telekinesis, telepathy, and the ability to divide by zero due to the blue aura that psychics tell us surrounds them, Indigo Children are better than the children of mundane plebeians, who can't understand how special they truly are.

It is estimated that 95% of children diagnosed with ADD, Aspergers and Tourette's Syndrome are actually Indigos. The crotchdropping that egged your house this Halloween was probably just expressing his Indigo emotions. Also, he probably did it with his mind.

1 How to tell if your child may be Indigo
2 How to cure an Indigo Child
3 List of Famous Indigo Children
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[edit] How to tell if your child may be Indigo

Indigo Children are known for their ability to create shiny crap in their hands.

They act like self-righteous fuckwits.
They refuse to talk. This means they are communicating telepathically.
They refuse to submit to you.
They speak to Spirits (AKA Gibberish).
They order you around. Trust them, they know everything.
They shoot their classmates.
They have seizures. This isn't epilepsy, it's latent telekinetic energy that's being trapped inside them. Encourage them to egg people's houses with their minds.
They generally act like other children, only more spoiled, bitchy, and demonic.
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