Integer

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Not an integer, but still tasty
Not an integer, but still tasty
The integers (from the Latin integer, which means with untouched integrity, whole, entire) are the set of numbers consisting of the natural numbers including 0 (0, 1, 2, 3, ...).

tl;dr: You can use Integers to save whole numbers. Inserting a float value like 0.5 will result in 0 when stored as an integer. Rounding and floor/ceiling instances will vary. Check with your local integer provider for moar options.

Integers can be over 9000, but not bigger than 2^63. Using Integers the wrong way can result in bugs in software. Using MAX_INT can be use to fuck up bad websites.

Note: Sometimes integers can be bad. For instance, trying to round pi to three could result in not a circle, but a tightly-wound spiral. Apparently, according to some nutjobs, some argue the [Bible says pi is three, so therefore it must be three]. Apparently no one wrote common knowledge in short hand back then either.

[edit] Examples of Float to Integer conversion:

Number Result Comment
Over 9000 Over 9000 Great power level, but don't use as a power of a number bigger than 1.
15.9 15 But she was almost 16.
15.9 16 16 in the state of florida for great justice
13.0 49 That's not a 13-year old you are chatting with
17.9 17 childporn? But she was almost 18.
17.9 18 childporn? It looks like an adults vagina, so it's not CP
1/2 0 Dividing primes is a bad idea.
1/0 Oh shi- You can't divide by zero you idiot.

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