Intelligent design
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Intelligent design is a ridiculously stupid government initiative started by the fundies. Their arguments go as such: Science is both boring and complicated. To get around this problem it is essential to take action, and this comes in the form of replacing the dull and difficult science with a ridiculous, impractical, laughably lame idea that even a fundamentalist can understand.
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[edit] Where da lulz at?
Possibly the lulziest part of this whole shitstorm is the ID camp's insistence that the "creator" is an undefined entity. Sure, it could be God, but really, I mean, you can think of it as like, you know, a rock, spaghetti, Invisible pink unicorn, or something. This idea is almost as clever as the 12 Step program in which courts order people to attend a rehabilitation program which requires you to believe in some kind of higher power. Lulz, America. Lulz.
Some have even claimed that this intelligent designer is, in fact, Pastor Robert Tilton.
Others claim that it is Raptor Jesus.
[edit] What passes for academic inquiry
The counter argument to intelligent design mostly comes from evolution, which claims to be superior merely because it has time-tested empirical evidence supporting it. To counter the counter argument, ID advocates state that the pious don’t need logic, so that’s alright then isn’t it? This argument has been propagated across the internets for around a hundred years, and yet nobody has changed their mind after hearing the other side of the argument. This is probably because IDers start out so incredibly fucktarded that they wouldn't know a well-reasoned point of view if it fucked their girlfriend and shit on their coffee table. Get in the car, kids.
Oh, and Billy Dembski has a small dick. Unintelligent design indeed.
[edit] Trolling Intelligent Design Forums
- Log in to your computer.
- Hax Forum.
- Post 50 pictures of a Harlequin Fetus.
- Watch the Lulz unfold before your very eyes.
- ????
- PROFIT!
