Our pal Rick Astley is up for the MTV Europe award for BEST ACT EVAR! You can help by voting here, digging this and signing this petition.

Internet Disease Chart

The Internet Disease Chart is a definitive catalog of the diseases many claim to have, and what they really have.

Name	Self-Diagnosis	Our Diagnosis
Argent009	Internet Humanitarian	Victim complex Liar Internet tough guy Fat
Therealagerbon	Victimized crusading gamer	Asperger's syndrome Fat Nice guy Basement Dweller
Bravesgirl5	Fan of the braves	Victim complex Attention whore
Mission: MySpace	King of internet humanitarians	Homosexuality Religion Anti-lulz Goatse fandom
Mediacrat	Unlimited disposable income	Rich and beautiful
PeppermintPatti	Internet Humanitarian	Lesbian Pathological liar Multiple Personality Disorder GRIDS
Sektie	FreeBSD tsarina	Internet disease * 9000+ Fat Jealousy
Audreynoland	A real person with real feelings	Insanity Emo Mary Sue Attention Whore
Duke Otterland	Purple otter with antlers from anthropia	Insanity Fatness Autism
Chris Crocker	Important, edgy, popular homosexual pop media darling	Insanity Attention Whore AIDS Faggotry
Cigarskunk	Wise and well-informed observer of politics and actuality, brings teh naked truth on FA and LJ	Republican Fallacious reasoning Narcissistic personality disorder Ghey