Internet Explorer
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Microsoft Internet Exploiter is a malicious form of malware which is designed to slow down computer performance and frustrate users. Due to swiss cheese-like security, it is susceptible to raep by nearly every exploit imaginable. In less than 5 minutes, the IE average installation will Fail as it becomes saturated with worms, unwanted tool bars, and AIDS.
[edit] Virus or not a Virus?
Though it appears to spread like a virus, it lacks the clean design and solid, elegant coding which is commonly associated with viruses. Furthermore, the bulk of its propagation happens not through the internets but through the real world where monopoly was used to pre-load it onto computers and hide it on Windows operating system disks; a practice which got Microsoft's ass sued by... well, basically by everyone.
Internet Explorer will eat your children, no questions asked.
Also if Javascript is enabled, any website can hack your computer with things like making Over 9,000 pop up windows. Or disabling mouse buttons and keyboard buttons so when you click them they don't work and it says, "Don't steal my pictures" -- if the later ever happens you just got hacked. As a public service, you must turn Javascript off and then steal every one of the pictures from sites like this. (Or you could always highlight it and press CTRL+C, to save you the trouble of finding where the option is in Internet Explorer's crappy layout)
[edit] Homos Love It
Although MSIE sucks, Firefox sucks, Opera sucks, and Netscape sucks, they all have their own fanboys. MSIE's are just the most sickening, (example).
[edit] But then what should I use to look at the Internets?
Netscape CommunicatorSeamonkey? Nope.- Safari? Nyet.
- No, not Firefox either. You're screwed.
- Opera sucks too.
- Fuck it, just do something productive
- Cool link to visit in Internet Explorer
