Internet crush
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Have you ever fallen in love? How long did it last? Four, maybe five days? That is a crush, or rape, one of the two. An Internet Crush is similar, but more OTI and the object of your lust most likely has a bigger penis than you do. If you see your internet crush in a forum, you must ask for pix plz and say "tits or leave", real girls find this to be irresistable and will want to cybersex your roflcopter. Suggested Romantic internet date ideas include cybersex, cybersex on AIM, cybersex on MSN, cybersex on Yahoo!, cybersex on ICQ, cybersex on IRC and vandalising this page on TOW.
Even If you do manage to find your crush, it will mosty likely end in epic pwnage and surprise buttsecs. You will also end up dazed on the side of the highway smelling like a mixture of cum and semen,hopelessly trying to figure out why this happened to you last thursday. Oh,and she/he will probably have a penis,if that wasnt obvious. Life is hard.....SUX IT UP n00b!
