Internet Humanitarianism
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Internet Humanitarianism is a severe form of internet disease which existed throughout the world for centuries, but started to accelerate during the coming of the web 2.0. Internet Humanitarians are frequently referred to as Internet Paladins.
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[edit] Symptoms of Humanitarianism
- Claiming to act purely to help others, despite being purely for their own benefit.
- Selfless, until they realize no one around is regretful
- Value vigilantism, until they're the ones being vigilante'd
- Value freedom of speech, until their privacy is broken
- Value open source, until their system breaks
- Value socialism, until they are broke from paying for niggers' health care.
- Value morality, until the world finds out about their own mistakes.
- Value the opinion of others, unless it's critique, then you are hater.
- Believe in the power of the people, until they realize they can't dictate what happens, X is not your personal army.
- Starting an internets genocide against all trolls. It is important to note that TROLLS ALWAYS WIN.
[edit] Known internet humanitarians
- Argent009 - Stating that his concerns are only about protecting his internet friends.
- CircaRigel - Youtube vigilante
- Irish282 - Youtube vigilante
- Kathy Sierra - Fighting for blogging rights.
- ItalianStallionette - Was allegedly making stuffed bears
- Violetkitty411 - Like argent009, protecting her subscribers, but never herself.
- Mark Zuckerberg - Valuing the "free flow of information" (i.e. your dox and noodz) on the internet.
- Pope Guilty - Fighting for the rights of expired food to be eaten, &c.
- Phil Brucato - hanging himself in a Gothic manner on the cross for minority groups he isn't a part of since 1994.
- Mission: MySpace - Killing over 5000 MySpace profiles, but not for the lulz.
- Jimmy Wales - Wikipedia flounder and porn impresario.
[edit] Known IRL humanitarians
[edit] See Also
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