Internet poor
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A serious affliction of our modern age.
[edit] Diagnosis
As opposed to IRL poverty, which is a financial problem, the condition of being internet poor is a mental problem. While both result in the same symptoms of begging, and complaining of hunger, people who are internet poor do it online instead of on a street corner.
People who are internet poor are not mentally capable of recognising that they are paying for the internet instead of buying food, clothes, or slushies. This could be because they have Leprechauns for an ISP, but is truthfully because they are rampagingly stupid and self-centered.
Online begging does actually happen, and sometimes a sexually attractive whore will ask for money from middle-aged businessmen, typically not failing in this.
