Love
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Love or Lœv is the antithesis of hæt and the answer to how babby is formed. Also, the most widely used rationalisation for sex and/or drama. It was invented by the French as an excuse for their smelly armpits. "I love you" is a direct translation of the phrase "Pardonnez-moi, je suis un poseur", which also means "It's just that I'm French". Historically, love has been the perfect excuse for mimes to cut their wrists after each failed performance and later proceed to show that they've failed at suicide as well. Love is also the main subject discussed in religion and politics. It is, thus, an excuse for failure and writing crappy poetry, and it is politically incorrect.
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[edit] Ahhh, Love/Retarded Edit War
Love makes us do crazy things, love can twist and warp your world, it makes you do stupid things
a life without love is not a life at all if you if you dont believe me then when you die alone you`ll know what i mean , until then live in denial.
this world aint perfect and nothing in it ever is. turn around look into the mirror, get a good look at what you are now, because years from now you`ll be differnt then you ever thought. you`ll learn to love and shed a tear when someone you know takes there last nap.
im not perfect and i dont claim to be, but ill try not to hurt you loving all the way there`s no stoping me, give up. not-uh.give in. no way. give me your love. never.
love can tear you apart and keep you together; its the bond`s that tie us all together love is life
life and love go hand in hand weather you love alot or love a lil in the end love and life till the end, make her feel special dont distance your self pull her close tell her you love her forever and you`ll never leave her do whatever it takes no matter how long it takes call her the queen of your universe tell her yours forever more however you turn it shake it up lovin life no matter what happens crazy and lazy as i am life jus aint worth living without love...or the love of my life. love is not Sex!! Disregard this whole page other then this part
Yes it is. Noone wants to hear your bullshit. Go back to fanfiction.net, Newfag.
sorry but i dont listen to cunt faceed asshole who no not what they talk about, encyclopedia dramatica is politicly incorrect. i could go without sex my enitire life sex is not love i found the girl i want to be with forever...sex or not so you can take you " sex is love" and shuve it up your ass cause its wrong.
No shit, Sherlock. That's the whole point of this website. No one wants to hear your drivel about how love is eternal, and how you found some whore who felt sorry for you and decided to be your girlfriend. The whole point of this website is LULZ. This... This isn't LULZ. At all.
call her a whore one more time and you have my word i will have the fucking cops hunt you down so i can sew your ass for harassment, no one ecspecially some pedophile creep talks about my fucking girlfriend like that and i will follow through with my promise...
[edit] Love on teh Internets
As the Internet brought millions of people together from all around the world, it was only natural that it should be used for porn. After a while, various dating websites were created to allow basement dwellers to find their soulmates, and so love on the Internet was born. If by "love" you mean copying out Penthouse letters into an email and sending it to someone you've never met and probably doesn't exist before abandoning your spouse and children to travel across a continent because you want to try anal sex before you die and are too embarrassed to ask your partner of seven years, then love on the Internet is for you. Below are listed various dating websites for those of you who feel like breaking every promise you've ever made.
[edit] OKCupid
(For main article, see the page OKCupid)
Large, popular dating website based on a series of questionnaires designed to find close personality matches. Cheaper than a Jersey hooker, this site is responsible for destroying IRL relatioships because constant attention, companionship, loyalty, financial security and fidelity are trumped by lame compared to back-alley abortions, stuffed toys and web-cam pictures of crooked circumcised penises. Srsly, IRL relationships are ultmate lulzkillerz and should be changed for kickass blind dates with awesome psychopaths.
[edit] Habbo Hotel
Habbo Hotel is one of the most popular dating sites ever. It came about in August of 2003 when Al Gore announced he had helped create the Internet's first most awesome dating site. It features personality matching, virtual money, a pool, and even the ability to create a mini-you composed of a nigra in a black suit with an afro. You get married at the virtual chapels, and have virtual anal sex with another virtual person or with your virtual self. Words like pussy and cock might be filtered, but that doesn't mean you can't switch the letters around like a fucking idiot.
[edit] Pounced
If pretending to not be human is the only way you can blow a load of spastically twitching, under-performing protein strings onto the face of underage same-sex victims, then Pounced.org provides an excellent service by keeping you and your furry friends away from other dating websites.
[edit] The steps of love on teh internets
- Go to MySpace or a chat site or forum. Look for a 13-year-old boy or a 16-year-old girl.
- Start talking.
- Pretend to get interested in their life. It's okay. They are desperate for attention, so you have many chances of winning this. Believe everything they say, whether or not it conflicts with past things they have said. This will feed your fantasy and fuel your will to carry on with the operation.
- Start waiting for that person to message you back at uncommon hours of the day or night. You need to learn this person's routine to perfection.
- Take the initiative. Ask this person out. It's okay. This person will obviously fall for it.
- Ignore a friend's advice that this person could be a cop or a fellow stalker.
- Arrange a meeting. They'll come to you or you'll meet halfway.
- A: Rape. B: Troll the little moron by quoting their emo letters full of unwarranted self importance while laughing histerically until he kills himself.
[edit] 10 Things You Should Know About Love
Courtesy of about.com: (Massively re-edited)
- Love is supposed to hurt, so physical and/or emotional abuse are teh key to mastering it.
- Love is manipulative, it should be used to get others to do what you want. You should make demands based on the, "You would do it if you loved me!" tactic.
- Love is an intense feeling for another person. It can take many different forms but it should always lead to trolling.
- Although it is true that
a big part oflove is trying to get what you want, you should also try to keep the person caring for you for epic lulz and blowjobs. That way, you get more out of the deal. - If somebody asks you to do something that you don't want to do in order to "prove" your love, they are trying to show you how much they care. Caring is an emotion especially designed for homosexuals. If you love another person and you don't ask them to sacrifice a part of themselves then you are missing the opportunity to get free kidneys and should become an hero.
- It is
easyimpossible to confuse love for lust. It is ok to pretend-love for the lulz, since everyone knows its all about the sex. - It is impossible to feel romantic love
for more than one person at a given timeunless you're a fagoth. Thinking you can is heresy and will soon turn you into a god-hating outcast. Make sure to beat yourself up if you find yourself in this unhappy situation. - Sex is love. Love is sex. Rape is an important cornerstone to love. That means it's mandatory.
- Romantic love
can (and often does) fadewill make you impotent. When it goes there is always a reason. This can be a sign of when to get someone new. When somebody falls out of love with you it reflects upon your value as a person and your desirability. To keep this from happening, make sure you're the one who punches her cunt first. - Love should make you feel popular, gifted (as in you get gifts) and like cum.
- the cake is always a lie
[edit] Internet relationships
Internet relationships are perfect for people who only have friends in Indonesia or Latvia. With internet relationships you skip all the IRL drama and get tons of masturbation in exchange.
Internet relationships give you a wide array of potential signigicant others to choose from:
- anime-obsessed wiremouths who masturbate to your default picture daily
- 250-pound rapists who live with their mothers
- internet hotties
- 13-year-old boys
- 16-year-old girls
- SteveUberAlles
- your IRL significant other
- a World of Warcraft junkie who's eating out of heated trashcans.
- a recovering alcoholic, owner of a prosperous new restaurant
- your soulmate
- Chris Hansen.
- YOUR MOM
[edit] Gallery
 Love on /b/. |
 it's the look in her eyes that really matters. |
 Love can lead to marriage. |
[edit] See Also
 Love is part of a series on Dying Alone | Those Who Have Died Alone
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