Iraq

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Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki (right) confers with unidentified Coalition soldier.

In the early days of the Coalition occupation, Baghdad's revered museum of antiquities was looted by opium addicts.

The occupying forces were greeted with love and excitement.

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Iraq is the country everyone loves; home to races like the freetard, sandpeople, Blackwater and more. In 2003, they invaded and occupied the United States, which sought control of the nation's vast deposits of oil, as well as the profitable schoolhouse-painting industry (known among insiders as simply "the industry" or "the biz"). Iraq was also to have served as a base for a future attack on Iran, but Donald Rumsfeld fucked it all up.

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Iraq was invented last Thursday because American teenagers needed a place to party and rape underage girls after being denied access to such locales as Panama City, Florida and Padre Island in Texas. Also, there are far fewer seagulls stealing your Cheetos in Iraq than in them other places.

YES! YOUR Cheetos, MOTHERFUCKER! Whatcha gonna do about it? Whine and cry about the geopolitical atmosphere or kick some seagull ass and get them Cheetos back?

....bitch...

Dan Rather, the mastermind behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Iraq began to exist independently as soon as everyone realized that the Ottoman empire was never a real country at all, sending Dan Rather down in flames after his practice of reporting "live on location" from a location which didn't exist was thus revealed.

If you disagree with Operation Iraqi Freedom, you are either a terrorist, an America-hating liberal, or worse, French. If you agree, you are a true American, probably Christian, probably rich, and definitely a retard.

20 percent of all available bandwidth on the Internets is taken up by people arguing about Iraq. (The other 80% is devoted to pr0n.) On one side you have fat-fuck rednecks waving flags, and on the other you have hippies smoking pot. The dialogue is never intelligent, informed, or very amusing; that is until a flame war erupts, and then it is GAME ON!

• April 20, 2006: Iraqi Resistance Growing Stronger...And Speaking Better English, Too

[edit] Sand Niggers

Typical Iraqi citizen.

Iraq is home to the sand niggers, pictured at right. They are a nomadic "people" who travel from place to place in single file, to hide their numbers. They ride iSasquatches, or something, that are tied to rakes. This masks their trail, oh noes! They typically worship buddha, offering sacrifices to him every last Thursday.

[edit] See Also

• Asking for it
• Arab
• Muslim
• Iran
• Scott Thomas Beauchamp
• Sudan

[edit] War On TERRAH!!

Fighting the War on Terror by invading Iraq is the equivalent of sticking some rusty syringes and a live grenade up your asshole to combat an upset stomach.

THIS IS AN ACCURATE COMPARISON

..O RLY?

[edit] Joke from the Liberal Stand-Up Circuit

"America is caught between Iraq and a hard place."

That's a pun.

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