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Chris Bores tries to lure young boys into his van with offers of candy and soda
Chris Bores tries to lure young boys into his van with offers of candy and soda
Chris Bores looking splendid as ever.
Chris Bores looking splendid as ever.

Chris Bores (The Shit Out Of Us), also known as The Irate Gamer is a lulzless YouTube user, pretending to be a gamer, who thought there weren't enough Angry Video Game Nerd ripoffs on the internets. On April 28th, 2007, Irate Gamer put up a review of Back to the Future for the NES that was AVGN's exact review with his voice dubbed over, making the same exact points on Marty's vest, his skateboard, the game's enemies and mimicking James' exact body movements with his controller by using a pirated copy Sony Vegas on a computer that he traded cocaine to some nigga for. Soon afterwards, fans of the Angry Video Game Nerd went on the attack to contain Irate Gamer's AIDS attack, but were butthurt and cut off by Irate Gamer's own internet tough guys.

 
 
I don't know why I didn't strangle the bastard when I had the chance
 

 

—Mr.Bores, on his son chris

Irate Gamer would later reveal that he doesn't know shit about video games, by trashing classic games like Ghosts n' Goblins, Super Mario Brothers 2, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Tetris, and expecting everyone to agree with him about how these games are "way too hard" and suck. Later Irate gamer would admit that he has never owned any video game consoles before he bought his entire game collection on eBay. All just to sell DVDs.

Today, the Irate Gamer Syndicate spans all of the YouTubes, where any dissent towards him is repressed, and dissidents are flamed to death by butthurt Irate Goon Squads and all movies exposing his blatant plagiarism are DMCA'd by the Irate gamer himself, through his pathetic company Y2B Productions.

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[edit] Irate Gamer reviews another game AVGN did, and Lucky Charms too

Well, don't you know?
Well, don't you know?
On September 10, 2007, having snuck on to YouTube relatively unnoticed, Irate Gamer watched and hijacked James Rolfe Review 93 (the Ninja Turtles review) and copied it to spread his mixture of AIDS, fail and anti-lulz on a scale never before witnessed, where he cried about the same problems with the game as the AVGN did; with the enemies, the dam level, bosses, and used the same exact spotlight effect to show a power up that was unobtainable in the game, hence how the IRATE Gamer birthed to an already-butthurt internets. Despite the frequency of charging his vocal layzors, he fails because he thinks reviewing games is serious business. Silly fool, only the internets is serious business. Despite his massive amounts of fail, he is still useful for great proxy lulz due to the exorbitant amount of hate he gets on his reviews. Later Irate Gamer would review about how he thinks the shapes of the marshmallows in Lucky Charms are serious fucking business.

[edit] In the year 2007, lulz was beginning

A man by the name of Silent Rob declared war on the internets with Irate Gamer, suspecting that Irate Gamer had weapons of mass deletion. With an army of haters, internet tough guys, sock puppet accounts, Gunfever members and other types of internet weapons and hardware, Silent Rob deployed a video about how Irate Gamer loves the cock. Silent Rob's message was heavily diluted among 200+ instances of the word "cock", while pointing out similarities between AVGN and IG, and the failings of the M.U.S.C.L.E. review. He predicted that the upcoming TMNT review (At the time there was only a trailer for it) would be a ripoff of AVGN's review, and was hailed as Jesus when it came out. Irate Gamer would not let his AIDS fail and retaliated by having YouTube delete his video (Since he used footage of the Irate Gamer, which is a no-no), making Silent Rob an martyr for the cause. Sensing drama like blood in the water, fans were inspired to counterattack with hate videos of Irate Gamer liking the cock. During this time, Irate Gamer had amassed a huge army of fanboys, hereafter known as Irate Gamer Nazis. In the soon coming wars tons of lulz, fail (mostly), and butthurt (enjoyed mostly by Chris Bores himself) was to be had. Irate Gamer has since become one of the most loved/hated people on YouTube, becoming an chadwardenn of his time.

[edit] The Irate-Angry Conflict heats up

While AVGN fans were quick to accuse IG of ripping off AVGN mannerisms such as the phrase shitload of fuck, the concept of reviewing games while stringing curse words together, and argue the similarities as previously outlined, IG fans responded by accusing the AVGN of ripping off the IG. According to iratefanboy345 (sockpuppet account), "The proof is undeniable"

It would be undeniable, if you were willing to overlook the fact that:

1. There really IS a guy in Die Hard who looks like Steve Urkel
2. Contrasting one thing to another has only been done for millenniums.
3. The glowing eyeballs thing was actually originally posted August 19, 2006 on ScrewAttack, as if it was really unique at the time.
4. Oh hay look, the RIAA should sue them both!

IG fans went on to accuse the AVGN of ripping his Wally Bear & The No! Gang and Atari Porno reviews from articles written by Seanbaby, that AVGN only started increasing his production values and special effects after the IG upped the ante, Silent Rob + Luizprowler + BigAl2k6 = stupid haters (Irony amirite?), and viva la Irate Revolution. Of course, like any other YouTube user facing a wave of disapproval, he deletes and screens any negative comments left on his videos, be it general disapproval, or genuine plagiarism calls.

[edit] The conflict dies down, but don't tell the troops!

For the most part, the conflict between IrateGamer and the AVGN has died down, as AVGN reviews every game related to every movie release, and IrateGamer complains about Contra, but that hasn't stopped their loyalist armies from creating mass drama and/or lulz. When the AVGN put out his Rambo video, his detractors immediately accused him of stealing material from several YouTube reviews of the same game. People who were denouncing IrateGamer for jacking material from AVGN were suddenly willing to give the AVGN the benefit of the doubt. Butts were hurt. Subscriptions were canceled. Trolls were fed. The Patriots lost the Super Bowl.

Today, a vicious cycle of trolling and butthurt continues to perpetuate despite the absence of actual conflict. Fans troll trolls, who then become trolls, who become trolled by other trolls before even MORE trolls troll the trolled.

 
 
"After watching him, viewing posts, and seeing all the haters out there, it seems to me that it really is a battle between Coke and Pepsi."
 

 

—ScrewAttack User A

 
 
"Coke and Pepsi are quality products and Pepsi is a rip off of Coke."
 

 

—ScrewAttack User B

Since their idols aren't trading barbs between each other, the armies have taken to fighting among themselves rather than sit and wait for more drama. Some highlights include:

  • iratefanboy345 accusing AGentertainment of being biased: AGentertainment accused the Irate Gamer of not removing product logos from his DVD, iratefanboy345 noted that the AVGN didn't remove any of the various Rolling Rock logos in his DVD.
  • Demenstar accusing PyramidHead97 of ripping off the AVGN in a video parodying the Irate Gamer - The Nerd had a death montage in his Silver Surfer review, and in a video parodying the Irate Gamer's Contra video, PyramidHead87 did a death montage. So a video that would normally be supported by the AVGN camp is blammed because he did one small thing that Irate also did that AVGN also did...Wait, what the hell was I talking about again?
  • SlashManEXE accusing IrateGamerIsGod of ripping his opinions off another Irate Gamer fanboy.

If you ever have an epiphany and realize you're acting like an idiot on the internet, take solace in knowing that you couldn't do worse than these people.

For those keeping score, let's recap all the accusations by both camps, starting with:

[edit] Concepts the Irate Gamer has been accused of stealing

  • AVGN's Back to the Future review.
  • Stringing multiple swear words together like "Shitload of fuck".
  • AVGN's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles review.
  • "Destroying" video games (aka make them vanish with special effects).
  • Selling a DVD of his work.
  • Forgetting to remove copyrighted material from the aforementioned DVD.
  • Having a mindless army of fanboys.
  • Breathing oxygen.
  • Ranting about stupid nonsensical shit nobody cares about.
  • Having his own website.
  • Anything else outside of game reviewing that James Rolfe does, in addition to the rest of the free world, like Top 10 lists.
  • Being less Korean (See Liam Nesson from Taken) than AVGN

[edit] Concepts the AVGN has been accused of stealing

  • Some stupid trailer music.
  • Shooping himself in front of a fire.
  • Seanbaby's articles on Atari porno games + Wally Bear and the No! Gang
  • PlayItBogart's Rambo review.
  • Acknowledging the existence of Steve Urkel.
  • Deleting comments accusing you of ripping someone off.
  • Being born (Irate spawned first).

Now remember, these are accusations by their fanboys, not the lolcows themselves. Screencap for great justice if you stumble upon any statements by them.

[edit] Surge of /i/nsurgency

With the prolonged effects of the writer's strike and a lack of anything on television finally achieving cabin fever status among the Irate Fans (there STILL won't be any new television shows for a while), his legion has has gone to BUTTHURT-CON 1 and are attempting to expose the Angry Video Game Nerd as an evil ripoff. They are currently spamming each and every video on YouTube with a copypasta forced meme statement ordering them to pick up an internets gun and start shooting.

 
 
"Calling all Irate Gamer fans. I think its time we go to war against the AVGN and his AVGN Nazis. Anybody willing to fight this war send me a friend request. Everyone on my friends list will get detailed instructions on how to end the AVGNs reign of terror FOREVER!"
 

 

—If they're all saying this, then who's giving the instructions?

 
 
"If your not for us or Irate Gamer your against us! You can't like both AVGN and IG, it's physically impossible! Also to those who say " If you don't like him don't watch him ". Absolutely not!! That's not good enough for us !!! We need AVGN, Armake21, BigAl2K6, and screwattackeurope banned. We are tired of being victims of their oppression!! We are taking a stand against their evil, tyrannical dictatorship. To all who oppose the Irate revolution be afraid, be very afraid. There is no neutrality in this war. Ally or enemy make your choice, either join us, get out of the way or be destroyed! See you on the battle field!"
 

 

—VirginGamer69, 22 and nothing better to do.

Wait, if you get out of the way, doesn't that mean you're neutral?

In recent days the number of Nerd hate videos has reached over 9000, each and every one of them filled with massive fail, featuring screencaps of the Nerd, and dubbed over with horrible synth voices; which try to be like GLaDOS but fail miserably, and most of which were recorded by sticking their microphone up their asses in front of their computer speakers, evidently too fucking stupid to figure out how to make SndRec32 record Audio Out. Seriously, this shit was groundbreaking...in fucking 1991.

The proprietor of this video admits that he's 16. Thank God grown men aren't involved in this. OH SHI--

[edit] Lulz hits the fan

The influx of Irate Gamer insurgency came to a head on February 26 2008, when Armake21 released an 11 minute rant on YouTube flaming the Irate Gamer's lack of creativity and his batshit insane fanbase flooding the tubes and generally trying to make life hell for anybody else who reviews video games. Drama hit an all time high when the video was REMOVED from the intertubes, possibly due to A) Enough IrateGamer fans were butthurt by the video and YouTube pulled it because they were pissed off with the amount of flagging it was getting, B) The Irate Gamer himself used his 1337 Partner powers and had it yanked from the intertubes, or C) The profanity-laced video violated the YouTube Terms of Service, that and about four million other videos. Any attempt to re-upload the video results in Rejected (terms of use violation).

The aftermath was decisive, to say the least. People on the fence about liking or hating the Irate Gamer were shoved into the Hate Parade solely on the basis that now nobody is allowed to hate on him on YouTube. IrateGamer fans jumped ship and joined the AVGN bandwagon, if only because they can get their facts straight half the time. Among game reviewers, the Irate Gamer is now equated with the Church of Scientology.

Fortunately, Armake21 was kind enough to mirror the original video to rapidshare.

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[edit] Epic Troll?

HE LIES!
HE LIES!
Given the large amount of epic trolls that have taken everyone by surprise such as Megan Had It Coming, is it possible that the Irate Gamer has been attacking good games and generating much butthurt in the name of the lulz? Could it be that he got to be the 12th most subscribed Comedian on YouTube by trying to be funny instead of being srs?
IT'S A TRAP!

Probably not. But just imagine how owned the people in the next section will be if it turns out to be true.

[edit] Irate Gamer Nazis/Slaves

At this point there are simply too many fanatics to document without turning it into a massive tl;dr. Below is a list of prime IrateGamer lolcows, who don't seem to realize that they're flaming people to death over a video game reviewer, although most of these people are Chris Bores trying to promote/glorify himself.

PROTIP: If your name is on this list, please become an hero or consider joining the fight against scientology.

  • VirginGamer69: It's not just a clever name. Believes the AVGN hacked YouTube to make it look like he joined in 2006. [1] Did it for the lulz
  • MaxPayneProductions: An ADD-ridden 13-year old fan bitch and house nigger of Chris Bores. His hobbys include making 3rd rate hate videos of anyone who proceeds to troll or make fun of his Idol. More hobbys include fantasizing of sucking Max Payne's cock and cuffing the balls of his lover Greatexpectations320. Remember to spam and flag his account for justice![2]
  • GamecubeIsGreat: Pokemon fan, and suspected pedophile. Don't forget his alt account SalonMaidenAnabel where he only lets 12 year old boys comment on his videos. Proves he's a fucking douchebag by also making videos saying TMNT2: The Arcade Game and Zombies Ate My Neighbors are shitty games. [3]
  • .::Cadia::.: Fanboy who trolls the ScrewAttack forums, showing everyone how well he can suck Chris Bores' cock though the internets.
  • gsgbsgvcsrgr: Pedophile in his moms basement who is always after little boys and toddlers on youtube. He also has a liking for beastilty and enjoys molesting cats and watching animal pornography. [5].
  • IrateGamerSoldier: The IrateGamer's most famous house nigger on YouTube, spam his page for great justice [6].
  • Spaction 3 The biggest sonic loving fanboy and Irate Gamer lover. After a Skype conversation with him and he claims to masturbate to his videos all the time.
  • misc125 An Arab basement dwelling house nigger of the Irategamer, He enjoys puting shity old hate videos past trolls created on his channell thinking he gets all the credit, jacks off to shock sites with his Aids infested cock, and is a crybaby who spams peoples channells who give him negative feedback. Hes a true Internet tough guy. His account ended by being suspended for Great Justice! But make sure to flag and spam his all new account misc126 for Greater Justice! [7].
  • Chickenhed61: A furfag who enjoys jerking his penis to videos of 13-year old girls and whos name is a signification of his wigger needs for KFC buckets. He is very fond of masturbaiting to youtube videos of Cats and fucking them in real life as well, where he usually proceeds to strap them to his bedpost by all four limbs as he erects his penis into there furry behinds. He's also an Internet tough guy, and thinks he's such a badass he could beat up even Arnold Schwarzenegger in a fight! But everyone knows he's just your typical pedo in Mommys Basement who has an appetite for the cock! Spam his page for the Lulz![8].
  • iratefanboy345: A child molester who invites 12-year olds into his house to play with his "Xbox". Makes trashy hate videos and vetoes comments. Any attempt at counter pointing him or rebuttal will result in death threats and comments like "Fuck you asshole go back to sucking the nerd's dick". Yeah, he's a tough guy. [9]
  • IrateGamer4Life: Homophobe trying to prove that every reviewer rips of IrateGamer. ACCOUNT CLOSED! TOUCHDOWN! Back online as IrateGamer4LifeB TWO POINT CONVERSION!
  • IrateGamerFanClub: Flames everybody regardless if they like the Irate Gamer or not. [10]
  • TuffNuts: A former IrateGamer4life house nigger, He is also a furfag and enjoys molesting innocent kittens in his parents basement alongside his Wiggerfolk lover Chickenhed61. Don't forget to spam his page and report his account to the youtube staff for pedophilia! [11].
  • dealbanumberone: Illegal Mexican immigrant who begs for you to 'LEAVE IRATEGAMER ALONE!'.
  • DoubleNinjaEbisumaru: Claims that he has a life and a girlfriend, but to us he's also a KFC eating fucktard who jacks off to Kagome, a fictional girl from the animu "Inuyasha". Once frequented the zeo 24 7 AIM chatroom under NinjaEbisu and attacked people there. There have also been talks of extreme yiffing IRL. All of Irate Gamer's boyfriends find it healthy to fap to his channel on a regular basis, just so you know. *WARNING* Content on his dataspace contains massive amounts of fail. For those not gagging on a fat fucker's cock, view at your own risk.[12] HACKED FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
  • IrateGamerisGod: Just look at the fucking title. suspended, lulz [13]
  • Y2Bstaff: Chris Bores's personal Y2B account on YouTube, where his staff runs all of IrateGamer's plagiarist schemes.
  • YouTube: They made him a YouTube Partner.

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