Irate Gamer
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Warning!: DON'T EVER CRITICIZE THE IRATE GAMER ON YOUTUBE, HIS BUTTHURT WILL HAVE YOU BANNED FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!! |
Chris Bores (The Shit Out Of Us), also known as The Irate Gamer is a lulzless YouTube user, pretending to be a gamer, who thought there weren't enough Angry Video Game Nerd ripoffs on the internets. On April 28th, 2007, Irate Gamer put up a review of Back to the Future for the NES that was AVGN's exact review with his voice dubbed over, making the same exact points on Marty's vest, his skateboard, the game's enemies and mimicking James' exact body movements with his controller by using a pirated copy Sony Vegas on a computer that he traded cocaine to some nigga for. Soon afterward, fans of the Angry Video Game Nerd went on the attack to contain Irate Gamer's AIDS attack, but were butthurt and cut off by Irate Gamer's own internet tough guys.
| —Mr.Bores, on his son Chris |
| —Chris Bores, on his spectacular knowledge of video games |
| —Chris Bores, on Resident Evil 5, showing his incredible grammar skills. |
| —Chris Bores on Contra Force, Unaware of how games work. |
| —Silent Rob, on a commentary of Irate Gamer's Monster Party review |
| —Chris Bores on what he should have done before stealing James Rolfe's ideas |
Irate Gamer would later reveal that he doesn't know shit about video games, by trashing classic games like Ghosts n' Goblins, Super Mario Brothers 2, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Tetris, and expecting everyone to agree with him about how these games are "way too hard" and suck. Later Irate gamer would admit that he has never owned any video game consoles before he bought his entire game collection on eBay. All just to sell DVDs.
Today, the Irate Gamer Syndicate spans all of the YouTubes, where any dissent towards him is repressed, and dissidents are flamed to death by butthurt Irate Goon Squads and all movies exposing his blatant plagiarism are DMCA'd by the Irate gamer himself, through his pathetic company Y2B (Yippie 2 Bungholes) Productions.
Irate Gamer reviews another game AVGN did, and Lucky Charms too
In the year 2007, lulz was beginning
A man by the name of Silent Rob declared war on the internets with Irate Gamer, suspecting that Irate Gamer had weapons of mass deletion. With an army of haters, internet tough guys, sock puppet accounts, Gunfever members and other types of internet weapons and hardware, Silent Rob deployed a video about how Irate Gamer loves the cock. Silent Rob's message was heavily diluted among 200+ instances of the word "cock", while pointing out similarities between AVGN and IG, and the failings of the M.U.S.C.L.E. review. He predicted that the upcoming TMNT review (At the time there was only a trailer for it) would be a ripoff of AVGN's review, and was hailed as Jesus when it came out. Irate Gamer would not let his AIDS fail and retaliated by having YouTube delete his video (Since he used footage of the Irate Gamer, which is a no-no), making Silent Rob an martyr for the cause. Sensing drama like blood in the water, fans were inspired to counterattack with hate videos of Irate Gamer liking the cock. During this time, Irate Gamer had amassed a huge army of fanboys, hereafter known as Irate Gamer Nazis. In the soon coming wars tons of lulz, fail (mostly), and butthurt (enjoyed mostly by Chris Bores himself) was to be had. Irate Gamer has since become one of the most loved/hated people on YouTube, becoming an chadwardenn of his time.
The Irate-Angry Conflict heats up
While Angry Video Game Nerd fans were quick to accuse the Irate Gamer of ripping off AVGN mannerisms such as the phrase shitload of fuck, the concept of reviewing games while stringing curse words together and argue the similarities as previously outlined. Self appointed bad ass mother fucker (now turned whining pussy) SilentRob AKALeisureSuitGaming and Amish look-a-like Roth (SlyDogStudios/PlayTheNES.com) astounded the gaming world with this shocking evidence:
IG fans responded by accusing the AVGN of ripping off the IG also. According to iratefanboy345 (sockpuppet account), "The proof is undeniable":
AVGN accused of Plagiarising The Irate Gamer's videos:
It would be undeniable, if you were willing to overlook the fact that:
1. There really IS a guy in Die Hard who looks like Steve Urkel
2. Contrasting one thing to another has only been done for millenniums.
3. The glowing eyeballs thing was actually originally posted August 19, 2006 on ScrewAttack, as if it was really unique at the time.
4. Oh hay look, the RIAA should sue them both!
IG fans went on to accuse the AVGN of ripping his Wally Bear & The No! Gang and Atari Porno reviews from articles written by Seanbaby, that AVGN only started increasing his production values and special effects after the IG upped the ante, Silent Rob + LuizPrower + BigAl2k6 = stupid haters (Irony amirite?), and viva la Irate Revolution. Of course, like any other YouTube user facing a wave of disapproval, he deletes and screens any negative comments left on his videos, be it general disapproval, or genuine plagiarism calls.
This also leaded to a AVGN fanboy making a spoof of AVGN to help fight off the Irate Gamer's ass raep fanboys called the Angry Arcade Kid or Andrew Crogonk as a Primary alias but until they can succeed only then will we know the true winrar.
Irate Gamer NEO
The Irate Gamer also has a show called Irate Gamer NEO in which he rips modern games a new asshole in return for getting free consoles, games and computers from GottGame (I'm not fucking kiddin'!).
Unfortunately his lack of videogaming knowledge also shows through this series, giving haters another reason to make parodies and flame the bastard.
The games he has reviewed are:
- The Simpsons Game
- Mario vs. Sonic at the Olympic Games
- Super Smash Bastard Bros.
- Zack and Wiki: Quest for Bungholes Treasure
- Mario Kart Wii
- Order Up
- Sonic Unleashed
- Resident Evil 5: Resi 4 now with crap controls
This list will be updated for moar lulz.
Irate Gamer sucks up to the AVGN
Despite his numerous lies that he came up with the concept of being an angry video game reviewer out of the blue (as stated in his DVD, a private message Chris Bores sent to the Angry Video Game Nerd states otherwise.
In it, he blatantly sucks up to James big time and virtually begs him to do a collaboration video together. But Chris being the intelligent person that he is, didn't realize that James doesn't actually maintain the JamesNintendoNerd Youtube account and unknowingly sent it to Mike Matei (James Rolfe's on-screen partner) instead, who promptly posted it on the ScrewAttack forums...
| —The Irate Gamer, unknowingly confessing his plagiarizing to Mike Matei |
Suffice to say, shortly after Matei's posting, there was major butthurt and flame wars between the AVGN and Irate Gamer fanboys across ScrewAttack and Youtube, ending with ScrewAttack closing their forums for a day.
Y2B Productions
Y2B Productions (Yippie, 2 Bungholes) is the Irate Gamers non-existent company which he uses to ban youtubers who expose his fail through parodies and satire.
Eventually, everyone caught on that Y2B was as real as Irate Gamers gaming skills, but this didn't stop the fucking douchebag from banning other youtubers because he is a YouTube partner.
Y2B also distributes Irate Gamer DVD's but he is to retarded to put a fake address on and instead puts his home address on, so those who know that Irate Gamer fails can order the DVD and send a letterbomb to his house.
The conflict dies down, but don't tell the troops!
For the most part, the conflict between IrateGamer and the AVGN has died down, as AVGN reviews every game related to every movie release, and IrateGamer complains about Contra, but that hasn't stopped their loyalist armies from creating mass drama and/or lulz. When the AVGN put out his Rambo video, his detractors immediately accused him of stealing material from several YouTube reviews of the same game. People who were denouncing IrateGamer for jacking material from AVGN were suddenly willing to give the AVGN the benefit of the doubt. Butts were hurt. Subscriptions were canceled. Trolls were fed. The Patriots lost the Super Bowl.
Today, a vicious cycle of trolling and butthurt continues to perpetuate despite the absence of actual conflict. Fans troll trolls, who then become trolls, who become trolled by other trolls before even MORE trolls troll the trolled.
| —ScrewAttack User A |
| —ScrewAttack User B |
Since their idols aren't trading barbs between each other, the armies have taken to fighting among themselves rather than sit and wait for more drama. Some highlights include:
- iratefanboy345 accusing AGentertainment of being biased: AGentertainment accused the Irate Gamer of not removing product logos from his DVD, iratefanboy345 noted that the AVGN didn't remove any of the various Rolling Rock logos in his DVD.
- Demenstar accusing PyramidHead97 of ripping off the AVGN in a video parodying the Irate Gamer - The Nerd had a death montage in his Silver Surfer review, and in a video parodying the Irate Gamer's Contra video, PyramidHead87 did a death montage. So a video that would normally be supported by the AVGN camp is blamed because he did one small thing that Irate also did that AVGN also did...Wait, what the hell was I talking about again?
- SlashManEXE accusing IrateGamerIsGod of ripping his opinions off another Irate Gamer fanboy.
If you ever have an epiphany and realize you're acting like an idiot on the internet, take solace in knowing that you couldn't do worse than these people.
For those keeping score, let's recap all the accusations by both camps, starting with:
Concepts the Irate Gamer has been accused of stealing
- AVGN's Concept for a show about doing Angry reviews of games.
- AVGN's Back to the Future review.
- Stringing multiple swear words together like "Shitload of fuck".
- AVGN's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles review.
- "Destroying" video games (aka make them vanish with special effects).
- Posting video game posters on his backwall.
- Selling a DVD of his work.
- Forgetting to remove copyrighted material from the aforementioned DVD.
- Having a mindless army of fanboys.
- Stealing the idea to use flames behind him in photos to make him seem "angry". You can see in AVGN's T-Shirt Ad on Youtube he did the flame backdrop first.
- Ranting about stupid nonsensical shit nobody cares about.
- Using guest stars in his videos, which was a concept started by AVGN.
Concepts the AVGN has been accused of stealing
- Some stupid trailer music. (Which the music that AVGN was blamed for stealing wasn't even in the review in the first place.)
- Seanbaby's articles on Atari porno games + Wally Bear and the No! Gang. However in reality these reviews are totally different.
- Acknowledging the existence of Steve Urkel.
Now remember, these are accusations by their fanboys, not the lolcows themselves. Screencap for great justice if you stumble upon any statements by them.
Surge of /i/nsurgency
With the prolonged effects of the writer's strike and a lack of anything on television finally achieving cabin fever status among the Irate Fans (there STILL won't be any new television shows for a while), his legion has has gone to BUTTHURT-CON 1 and are attempting to expose the Angry Video Game Nerd as an evil ripoff. They are currently spamming each and every video on YouTube with a copypasta forced meme statement ordering them to pick up an internets gun and start shooting.
| —If they're all saying this, then who's giving the instructions? |
| —VirginGamer69, 22 and nothing better to do. |
Wait, if you get out of the way, doesn't that mean you're neutral?
In recent days the number of Nerd hate videos has reached over 9000, each and every one of them filled with massive fail, featuring screencaps of the Nerd, and dubbed over with horrible synth voices; which try to be like GLaDOS but fail miserably, and most of which were recorded by sticking their microphone up their asses in front of their computer speakers, evidently too fucking stupid to figure out how to make SndRec32 record Audio Out. Seriously, this shit was groundbreaking...in fucking 1991.
Lulz hits the fan
The influx of Irate Gamer insurgency came to a head on February 26 2008, when Armake21 released an 11 minute rant on YouTube flaming the Irate Gamer's lack of creativity and his batshit insane fan base flooding the tubes and generally trying to make life hell for anybody else who reviews video games. Drama hit an all time high when the video was REMOVED from the intertubes, possibly due to A) Enough IrateGamer fans were butthurt by the video and YouTube pulled it because they were pissed off with the amount of flagging it was getting, B) The Irate Gamer himself used his 1337 Partner powers and had it yanked from the intertubes, or C) The profanity-laced video violated the YouTube Terms of Service, that and about four million other videos. Any attempt to re-upload the video results in Rejected (terms of use violation). However, for some reason no one ever suspected Armake deleted the video himself to feed the butthurt.
The aftermath was decisive, to say the least. People on the fence about liking or hating the Irate Gamer were shoved into the Hate Parade solely on the basis that now nobody is allowed to hate on him on YouTube. IrateGamer fans jumped ship and joined the AVGN bandwagon, if only because they can get their facts straight half the time. Among game reviewers, the Irate Gamer is now equated with the Church of Scientology.
Fortunately, Armake21 was kind enough to mirror the original video to rapidshare.
Epic Troll?
Probably not. But then again, Last Thursday in his "Top 5 Worst Video Game Movies" movie, he slammed Final Fantasy 10, and even internet noobs know that bashing any final fantasy results in a lot of butthurt.
The Irate Gamer Meme (Bores n' Doors)
Last Thursday, in an amazing display of hypocrisy, a Christian stud muffin by the name of AkewsticRockR created quite possibly the only note-worthy cause in his entire life, a Meme about him knocking on Chris' door and making some sort of mildly amusing comment along the lines of his plagiarising or lack of talent.
NOTE: Pointing out AkewsticRockR's own plagiarism and lack of talent will result in butthurt and blockage:
The original:
An Actually Funny one; Chris Vs. James:
As with all mildly popular fads, half a million other basement dwellers jumped on the Bores bandwagon and came up with their own less lulz-worthy efforts:
Lol, Christmas Special!!!:
Buy Mah Internets DVD!!!1
Why? Because the Irate Gamer even says so on Amazon, when the stupid bastard reviews his own DVD, but is too retarded to create a sock puppet account to hide the fact: Chris, which is the only genius in the world, thinks everyone is a retard and everyone will buy his awesome products:
Irate Gamer Nazis/Slaves
At this point there are simply too many fanatics to document without turning it into a massive tl;dr. Below is a list of prime IrateGamer lolcows, who don't seem to realize that they're flaming people to death over a video game reviewer, although most of these people are Chris Bores trying to promote/glorify himself.
PROTIP: If your name is on this list, please become an hero or consider joining the fight against Scientology.
- Armake21Truth: The "truth" about this guy is that he spends his ENTIRE DAY commenting on IG's videos about how AVGN is a seanbaby rip-off. (Or at least the part of the day that he doesn't spend scarfing Irate Gamer's pud.) [1]
- GamecubeIsGreat: Pokemon fan, and suspected pedophile. Don't forget his alt account SalonMaidenAnabel where he only lets 12 year old boys comment on his videos. Proves he's a fucking douche bag by also making videos saying TMNT2: The Arcade Game and Zombies Ate My Neighbors are shitty games. [2]
- greatexpectations320: Just see his article.
- SuperYoungLegend: An attention whore who thinks the cure is unwarranted self importance. [3]
- .::Cadia::.: Fanboy who trolls the ScrewAttack forums, showing everyone how well he can suck Chris Bores' cock though the internets.
- gsgbsgvcsrgr: Pedophile in his moms basement who is always after little boys and toddlers on youtube. He also has a liking for bestiality and enjoys molesting cats and watching animal pornography. [4].
- IrateGamerSoldier: The IrateGamer's most famous house nigger on YouTube, spam his page for great justice [5].
- Spaction3 The biggest sonic loving fanboy and Irate Gamer lover. Claimed in a Skype conversation that he masturbate to his videos all the time.
- iratefanboy345: A child molester who invites 12-year olds into his house to play with his "Xbox". Makes trashy hate videos and vetoes comments. Any attempt at counter pointing him or rebuttal will result in death threats and comments like "Fuck you asshole go back to sucking the nerd's dick". Yeah, he's a tough guy. [6]
- IrateGamerFanClub: Flames everybody regardless if they like the Irate Gamer or not. [7]
- TuffNuts: A former IrateGamer4life house nigger, He is also a furfag and enjoys molesting innocent kittens in his parents basement alongside his Wiggerfolk lover Chickenhed61. Don't forget to spam his page and report his account to the youtube staff for pedophilia! [8].
- dealbanumberone: Illegal Mexican immigrant who begs for you to 'LEAVE IRATEGAMER ALONE!'.
- Y2Bstaff: Chris Bores's personal Y2B account on YouTube, where his staff runs all of IrateGamer's plagiarist schemes. [9]
- YouTube: They made him a YouTube Partner.
- IrateSupporter: He just in it for the lols, and proves how these e-battles are destroying the community. Please, do not take him seriously.
- TheArchDouche: Spammer and scammer, threatens Irate Gamer parody creators. Obviously another account of the man himself. Has a "grudge" against TheArchfiend, and got IrritatedGamer's account deleted. [10].
- Feh2: A troll who is the most biased person anyone can ever meet, EVER. Nice try at plugging yourself, asshole.
- Ralph baer: For watching his history of video games part 2B.
See Also
- Video Game Reviewers - His Spawn.
- Angry Video Game Nerd - Arch Nemesis of the Irate Gamer.
- Alexander4488 - Another Video Game Reviewer that is "inspired" by (as in, blatantly rips off) the AVGN.
- AkewsticRockR - Life Long critic of the Irate Gamer.
- Nerd Rage
- Internet DVD
- Faggot
External Links
- His YouTube user page
- Irate/AVGN comparison proves Irate gamer is an unfunny ripoff.
- Web Site devoted to the fail. Remember to buy his T-Shirt and DVD!
- Be brave enough to frequent his forum and give a piece of your mind to Chris. Note: all constructive criticism is forbidden.
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