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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Contents 1 Iris's Art Work 2 Her Private Life 3 X-mas Journal Rant 4 Shitty Art Work 5 Finding out about this article 6 What a DBZ expert had to say 7 The page is vandalized 8 Lulzy screen Caps 9 External links

Iris's Art Work

She mostly draws Dragon Ball Z shit, some Nightmare Before Christmas Emo shit, and Resident Evil porn.

Her original character, "Iris", is:

“	A Full-blooded Saiyan from my fanseries, Dragonbal SB, and Mirai Trunks; her mate.	„
—Iris-Uriko-Briefs

Ahuh… a Saiyan with the name Iris… took her a while to think of that one didn’t it? Also a Saiyan who “Likes Snuggling…Chibis…Friends… and wait for it…Kittens….” … don’t mess with THIS Saiyan boys and girls, she will pull a “friendship” speech on you.

Too bad Iris isn’t that big of a DBZ fan, otherwise she would have known that there are no female Super Saiyans. As stated here and here

“	A series of official Dragon Ball guides called Daizenshuu stated that anyone with less then half Saiyan heritage was not capable of becoming a Super Saiyan because of their blood being too diluted, which explained why the quarter Saiyan female character Pan was not able to reach the Super Saiyan. However, Toriyama later admitted that he couldn't come up with a logical design for a female Super Saiyan, therefore just decided to make Pan not able to become one.	„
—Toriyama

Iris-Uriko-Briefs first came to notoriety after trolls spotted her defending another tartlet, Snapesnogger . Even after Snapesnogger was long gone, her DA accounts baleted, Iris-Uriko-Briefs still faithfully stalked her numerous “secret” DA accounts, defending her from trolls.

Not only can Iris-Uriko-Briefs not spell to save her miserable red-neck life, but her original character looks blatantly like Goku with a bad dye job… but don’t tell Iris-Uriko-Briefs that her OC looks like a man. She will go batshit insane and threaten you with the banhammer.

She is also a furfag. Her fursona is named “Ayame” (which means Iris in Japanese). Original, amirite?

Her Private Life

In true Tartlet fashion, Iris bitches about her emo RL on her HUGBOX journal. It turns out that her mother is also batshit insane, and split from her husband because he wanted to better himself by going back to college. Iris appears to be so poor and dirty that the Mormon Church dropped a HUGE ass bag of food and hygiene products at their house on X-mas day…

“	hygene products and health supplies, there was a beautiful candle set, and 5 Wal-Mart gift cards 4 (for us kids) had $40, and one had $60. We figure that it can only have been our church; I've been a member of the Mormon church long enough to know that door bell ditching is only okay when you're giving presents to others.	„
—Iris-Uriko-Briefs

... and yet she can afford to buy her a tablet to keep drawing her shitty Mary sues. It also seems that she's far from being happy about her new tablet *confirmation: she really did turn tricks, apparently for $15 a pop, a little over-priced i think* because it's only the size of a DVD case.

She also spends most of the journal complaining about how much she hates her father, and how no one loves her on his side of the family, whilst listing all the nice shiny presents that they bought her. At the very end of the journal is a small rant about how pissed off she is that her mother was being brought up on charges for hitting her father. I mean, who would have thought that assaulting someone could lead to jail?

A few journals prior to the one screencapped below, we have the Journal entry at the beginning of the gallery. Uriko once again follows Tartlet protocol to the letter, starting off with a sob story about how her mother asked her what she wanted for X-mas, and how Uriko selflessly said "nothing". She then goes on to list things that she does want, and says

“	If anyone sees anything they can get for me, I'd greatly appreciate it. But don't feel obligated; these are mostly just my thoughts and desires jotted down in a journal..	„
—Iris-Uriko-Briefs

She doesn't want anything! Really.

X-mas Journal Rant

here’s a BIG list of everything I want. Now go buy it for me.	X-mas journal-1 BAWWW I GET FREE STUFF!	X-mas journal-2 Those Gators are like Yo Momma.	X-mas journal-3 As IF my dads pressing charges against my mom! I mean she did assault him.. but as if!
X-mas journal-4 I really hate that man that buys me shit.

Shitty Art Work

Daddy didn’t love me.	Goku in drag.	Trunks in Drag with Goku.	After her Pimp killed her.
Another Tartlet staple, Kingdom Hearts love triangles!	Fur fags like coffee and "hot topic"

Finding out about this article

When Iris found out about this article, in another text book tartlet antic, she posted up a “I’m not bothered” deviation, telling ED how we were doing it wrong and even going as far as to CORRECT us.

So, yes, Iris, you are "famous"! Famous for being a whiny little lulzcow. Congratulations!

All Iris gave to this article was her furfag account on DevianTART and MOAR lulz by sending her Fantards here to add Lulz to her own page! What Iris doesn’t seem to realize is that this kind of tartlet behavior is simply like showing a red rag to a bull.

Iris seems to be pleased with our article, apparently being on “could nine”, and saying that if it wasn’t for her idol snapesnogger she would have never reached this level of fame. She goes on later to say:

“	XD I'm not too bothered by it. I know that the site is made and maintained by total retards, but they only say those ugly hurtful things because they are angry, spiteful, and jealous beings. Why let them bother you, I say? I mean really, I am happy doing what I do and being with the friends I have, so who cares what they think? I just think it's funny that they are so misserable that they have nothing better to do with their time. Iris really has gotten rather feminine over the years. XD; in fact, she's much more feminine looking then I ever intended for her to be. O . o but they can call her female-goku or goku in drag all they want. it's not like I've never heard THAT one before.	„
—Iris-Uriko-Briefs

...Remember, she SWEARS she's "flattered", not "bothered".

Last Thursday Iris’s ED page was edited, not by her fantards upset by Iris’s serious butt-hurt, but by her fans actually ADDING lulzy things to this page.

Not only is she batshit insane but she also thinks that this page makes her some kind of Paris Hilton, she actually sent her fans to add MOAR stuff to the page. Unicorn-cake has since reverted the page back to its original state because all the ran-sackers added was bad red neck spelling and their own names to the list of fantards.

Also according to her comments on the “look at me I’m famous” deviation on Deviantart ED was “really really pissed off” by having our facts corrected. ED is actually surprisingly happy because the editors don't have to waste their time writing about you: your fans do it for us!

Iris goes on to say in the comments that the people on ED need to “get a life” and “be doing something better with their time. having fun, enjoying a meaningful career, getting laid, just to name a few.” All the things that a dirt poor Mormon latch-key kid can't do!

Naturally, what Iris fails to grasp, is that quite often, it's not the EDitors who initially begin an article on some well-deserving TARTlet, it's usually a friend that said TARTlet has pissed off, selling out their trusted and deepest secrets, and exposing their inner lives, layer by layer, like the fetid, malignant levels of flesh of an onion being peeled, and all the EDitors really need do is polish the turds left behind by these caring and trusted individuals in her life, and get on with the serious business of partying with hookers and blow.

Food for thought, Iris, isn't it?

I’m SO not bothered I even MADE A STAMP!	doesn’t she mean her $5 shoes?	Iris teaches us about Humility.	We are the ones who should feel honoured! To be in the presence of such a wonderful lol cow!
we didn’t troll her! that makes her sad :(	Do all those things I’m not allowed to do!	I must pretend I don’t care! by taking the time to draw a deviation to show how much I don’t care!	Im on cloud nine!
Id like to thank my idol Snapesnogger!	At least These retards can Spell.

What a DBZ expert had to say

Enraged by the poor representation Iris was craving of his favorite childhood cartoon, Jelous, a Dragon Ball Z expert and nerd e-mailed this for use in the article:

“	Although she appears to be a fan of DBZ, her lack of knowledge about the Saiyan’s is astounding. The Saiyan’s are a warrior race, and one would imagine that much like the Spartans of old a warrior species would even have its women fighting. And with the Saiyan’s animalistic origins, women with large fun bags would have died out fairly quickly, what with them getting in the way all the time. This, one would imagine, would lead to a species that doesn't have the genes for large tits. Apparently not, since 34D is such a small size! And for a Pure Blooded Saiyan female, she's mighty emotional and childish. Especially for a "Higher Class". And if this piece of shit character is so kind and fun loving, HOW did she go SSJ1, let alone anything higher? The path to Super Saiyan is not an easy one, it is littered with pain, and constant training. Sure, she must find time to train in between crying like a whore or helping her mother turn tricks on the corner! Her SSJ4 form apparently has a Power Level of 1.9 Million. Goku had a power level of 1.9 million before he even turned SSJ1, and had an upper power level at plain Super Saiyan of about 65 million. Goku also had a power level of 720 Million at Super Saiyan 3. But no, a childish Emo bitch can reach Super Saiyan 4 form at a power level of 1.9 million, with no training at all! Must be her inner rage at all the furrys she hangs out with. Although it is surprising that the Emo fag bitch can reach anything over 9000, unless she didn't get to be a 5th wife or something. Lulz, Mormons. There’s a species that Hitler should have turned to..	„
—Jelous our DBZ nerd

The page is vandalized

Last night, Butthurt after we insulted her over $9000 plastic dildo, Gizmo-the-freaky vandalized the page with this chilling message:

What Gizmo-the-freaky doesn’t seem to realize is that by coming on here and vandalizing the page it just shows that she IS bothered by the article.

And don’t worry Gizmo! We haven’t forgotten you or Iris! And we have been paying attention, in fact we have about 5 undercover trolls watching your every move even when you're asleep. Also in about 5 seconds I can have this page reverted back to my last edits, so keep vandalizing all you want! ED has every page backed up and stored! LOL so try all you want it just gives us something else to add to the page.

Iris and Gizzy seem to think we are angry with their “obvious” butthurt attitudes over this page, but just to clear things up...

WE ARE REALLY HAPPY YOU LIKE YOUR PAGE!!! IT MAKES US HAPPY THAT YOU LIKE IT!

Lulzy screen Caps

BAWW I HATE MY DADDY!

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Her friend Gizmo-the-freaky on DevianTART stopped fucking her BJD dildo long enough to add her own name to the list of tartlets... you aren’t getting your own page bitch! unless you write it of course!

External links

• iris-uriko-briefs on DevianTART The lolcow herself.
• rezzek on DevianTART -Boyfriend, attacks on her..or him is sure to spark a flame
• zinni on DevianTART
• Osha-Briefs on DevianTART
• Zombie-Slayer13 on DevianTART -Tartlet that added themselves.
• Gizmo-the-freaky on DevianTART -Tartlet that added themselves and a BJD Dildo lover.
• Kaiju-Z on DevianTART - Fantard of anyone that can make him fanart

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