Urbandictionary.com
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Urbandictionary.com is the be-all and end-all (and bell-end) of all debate on the Internets because if it's in a free dictionary that anyone can edit, it must be true.
Urban Dictionary can best be described as Gaia Online put into a dictionary format. Once used for defining slang terms, it now only contains emo, fail, and AIDS.
It is also sponsored by the Church of $cientology. Enough said.
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- Fat American (through his wordpress blog): "Once again you are completely fucking wrong. This is the Urbandictionary.com definition of Allah:
- jeffy is my bestie:) OK so ALAH means GOD in Arabic just like YAHWEH means GOD in Hebrew u :stupid mother fuckers! MUSLIMS pray to the same god you all pray to but : we call him ALLAH because ISLAM originated in ARABIA where they SPEAK :ARABIC! they believe in Adam and Eve, Noah's ark, Moses, oh yea believe :it or not even JESUS! u stupid blubbering mother fuckers, pagan god my ass :you whores shut the fuck up and stop the damned racism you dont :understand us!
Urbandictionary.com has a word of the day, which, along with BBC News and Cat and Girl, is added to the friends list of people on LJ who want other people to think they're intellectual.
A study of Urbandictionary.com evidences that a vast majority of words are strange ad hominems and personal attacks, such as cockface and Eli Swanson. These are counterbalanced by self-loving egotists, such as Jake Irving and Keith Bowden. These entries, both prolific and informative in their mental patient charm, effectively avoid the trap of documenting a generation's raping of its native tongue. Having completely failed in its objective, it now provides a valuable haven for goth kids and their goddamn emo cousins to post shitty pictures of themselves, as if MySpace wasn't adequate enough to quench every whore's thirst for attention.
The best use for Urbandictionary is for 13 year old boys to write definitions for sex moves with their limited knowledge on the subject (usually a virgin anyway, but hey, it's the fucking internets). Usually it starts off fine, until they realize that they don't know how to spell "vagina", so they have to replace it with pussy, and pretty soon the whole definition deteriorates into "u take ur dick and put it into her pussy until she starts cummin' and then u cum all voer her face". These users are similiar to those who use Encyclopedia Dramatica.
One of Urban Dictionary's definitions of Encyclopedia Dramatica:
Some dirt poor kid's website where he sits in his garage making fun of the rest fo' the world... other dirt poor kids in their own garages have helped in the creation of immature, rude, racist, grossly offensive, disturbing and rarely funny articles. "Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of grammar and spelling errors and lies, it is equivalent to the education of a public school."
Ironically, this definition is riddled with spelling and grammar errors. Here's another example.
group of former /b/tards that were banned from 4chan for posting child porn. These former /b/tards (now just "tards") went and vandalized 4chan's Wikipedia article, and were promptly banned from there, too. Out of bitterness, these people began Encyclopedia Dramatica as a way to get back at the Internet and fill the gigantic void where their e-cocks used to be. Articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica usually consist of websites or people which are all branded as "unfunny" and/or "gay" because Encyclopedia Dramatica is the Absolute Internet Judge Of All That Is Funny And/Or Gay.
Although all of these definitions are true, Encyclopedia Dramaticans(?) will insult it because it exposes their true nature and bitterness.Its will also insult these entries because former /b/tards that created this site are hypocrites and overly defensive about their precious porn site...erm...I mean Encyclop"ae"dia. And God forbid anyone else insults this site, even though this site criticizes everyone else.
Oh, so that's how it all started. Who knew? As you can see, Urban Dictionary maintains only the highest of standards and a truthful, mature, well-researched approach to defining unfamiliar terminology.
About as unfunny as Uncyclopedia, Urban Dictionary is subject to censorship unlike ED. Yet, somehow, UD also manages to completely avoid any form of moderation, resulting in 94% of their definitions being either:
- (A) Entirely incorrect/unhelpful
- (B) Unfunny
- (C) Unintelligible vanity entries
- (D) Sexual techniques invented by someone who has never had sex involving a state name, some kind of wrestling move and feces.
- (E) Any combination of the above
It should also be noted that Urban Dictionary, for some queer reason, has ads featuring hot chicks that you probably wish you could fap to, but you can't because they're not naked and you fail with females.
Urban Dictionary explained in Urban Dictionary format
Urban Dictionary
A website that attempts to explain popular words and phrases, for retards and failfags by retards and failfags.
Example: Urban Dictionary is like the coolest website on the internet! Hahaha, Disregard that I suck cocks!
See also
External links
- Urban Dictionary's take on Encyclopedia Dramatica, WARNING: MASSIVE LEVELS OF BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
- Googlefight.com provides more e-democratic resolution, determining what is correct by counting Google hits
- A surprisingly decent "definition" of 4chan
