Jéské Couriano
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Jéské Couriano is a Wikipedia administrator and opponent of Grawp. As with others like Ryulong and Sceptre, he also despises chan imageboards due to them being a source of vandalism, and for various other reasons. He hates them so much that he has written several essays about their lack of morality, including a step-by-step guide to dealing with Grawp followers from 4chan (LOL BALEETED), and a FAQ as to why the Mudkip meme cannot be added to Wikipedia, and has a personal hatred of Mudkip unrivalled anywhere on the internets.
As with Grawp, Jeske is a Dungeons and Dragons expert. However, his views on notability differ from Grawp's, but since all the D&D fanbois on TOW agree with Jeske, they all come under attack from Grawp's wrath, which means that they have suffered harassment at the hands of Grawp, and his army of cockpuppets.
His essay about what he calls "revision-edit vandalism" makes him out to be an internet tough guy warning against Grawp's personal army, and blocks the IP addresses for 3 months after even just making a single edit that they don't fully understand the consequences of, like the Charge of the Light Brigade being commanded by Grawp to die in battle without having any other choice about it.
He often cooperates with Alison, rooting out suspected sockpuppets of Grawp, then she or Thatcher will do a checkuser and block a small number of the total number of accounts. However, it is acknowledged that in war, you lose some and you win some, and as with all good leaders, Grawp doesn't give up that easily.
Userboxes on his page say things like “This user converts Kiddy Stuff to work with Dungeons & Dragons” and “This user is tired of hearing about "lieking Mudkipz.”[sic]. Also, “Despite the look of this user's handle, he is not of Spanish or Mexican heritage”... so why choose it as your name then?
Yup, he really hates Anonymous and really loves to hate Grawp, in conclusion. He cooperates with NawlinWiki, Persian Poet Gal, Acalamari, Thatcher, Alison, Lucasbfr, Oxymoron83, East718, Rodhullandemu and a few others... it's always the same names, and they're all working against Grawp, to only a moderate degree of success, lawl. Jéské has even stooped so low as to delete revisions from articles just because they contain the word “HAGGER?” in them.[1]
| —Jéské Couriano |
Jéské Couriano also takes Wikipedia policy into his own hands. Since he cannot assume good faith, he has two user talk pages - one for "legitimate discourse", and his main talk page as a "honeypot", because he actively insults vandals and assumes bad faith in a manner not permitted several Wikipedia policies. However, he hasn't been desysopped yet becuase the Bureaucratic Fucks think he's a good vandal fighter, but he even fails at that, and gets extremely butthurt about Wikipedia vandalism.
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[edit] Quotes from Wikipedia
[edit] OMG, disgusting content in 4chan!
| —Jéské |
[edit] Miscellany for Deletion - Grawp userpages and categories
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[edit] ban this fag
| —An IP editor on Jéské Couriano, shortly before receiving a block, as one could predict on Wikipedia |
[edit] Fighting Grawp again
| —Jeske, on Grawp, failing to realise both that Wikipedia is |
[edit] Hatred of Mudkip
| —Jéské. |
As we already established, Jéské really, really does not like mudkip. Despite being a Wikipedia admin, he is a total fake editor and is even worse than NawlinWiki in that he doesn't really contribute much to Wikipedia at all. Around half of his edits are on either this page or this page. Jéské also thinks that Wikipedia is a video game and tries to be an internet tough guy all of the time, but he succeeds only in getting really, really angry and butthurt all of the time whenever anything doesn't go his way, and making himself look like a idiot that we can all laugh at.
Alison stuck up for Jéské Couriano in his defence when his questionable admin activity was brought to the forefront at the Wikipedia Review. Her rebuttal went a little bit like this.
| —Alison, proving that at least she's a lot more sane, mature and down-to-earth than Jéské. |
Despite this, Jéské's bawwwwwwwwwwwing continues unabated. When the Wall Street Journal published its article about moot's real identity, it also provided a reliable source for the Mudkip meme to be included in Wikipedia in some form.
| —WALL STREET JOURNAL - July 9, 2008 - Modest Web Site Is Behind a Bevy of Memes |
But that was not enough to satisfy the little Hitler we all know and hate.
| —Jéské |
Besides explaining why he had protected all mudkip-related articles such as those about IRL mudkips like Axolotl, Mudpuppy, and Mudskipper, he also went on to explain why he thought it would be better in the article about 4chan or the crappy Wikipedia list of internet phenomena. But then finally, after lots of argument, he exploded with rage.
Distraught about the liek of Mudkipz, Jéské protected the Mudkipz talk page from editing. When criticized, he reported the user to his admin fuckbuddies as a troll so they could take care of him. To everyone's surprise, Jéské got his ass handed to him instead.
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