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Jack Sparrow
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Disney's shit-pile movie Pirates of the Caribbean featured an assfucked, terminally drunk, Pirate ninja Captain played by Johnny Depp. 13-year-old boys the world over have since wished they could be the infamous pirate captain themselves, perpetually stumbling about, feigning inebriation and using the sheer cluelessness of their cosplay as a clever tool to outwit authority figures! because th3y 4re teh 4w3s0m3 lol
Every Halloween from 2004 untill forever an army of Jack Sparrow impersonators shall roam the land, strutting and quipping lines about stupid shit like missing rum and taking it in the ass from the Asscunt, shitlicker lord himself Johnny Depp and John Barrowman.
