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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Jacqueline Mackey Paisley Passey, sister of e-homosexual Jameth, is a horse-faced Ann Coulter-wannabe blogger who enjoys obsessing about her weight, bragging about her intellect, and oversharing about her finances on her blog. Despite the overwhelming numbers of self-absorbed, mildly unattractive women online who think playing video games makes them irresistible sex queens and reading Ayn Rand makes them geniuses, Jacqueline still thinks she's special for being an "atheist libertarian feminist geek girl."

She was memorably pwned by Something Awful when she made the mistake of proclaiming herself a "High-Quality Woman" on her blog and some goon ran across it. However, since the entire reason she has a blog is so she can make advertising money off all the people who can't restrain themselves from telling her she's a stupid cunt, she may not have been so pwned after all.

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• The Bildungsroman of... Jesus, that's pretentious
• Her livejournal, which is only for "reading communities" (read: generating lulz)
• Something Awful sez OMG SHES HAWT.