Jahi/4444
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Jahi/4444/Yuni/Mayhem/whatever the fuck he/she's calling himself these days is an emo-fag almost as big of a drama whore as snapesnogger, though without as much of the lulz factor, mostly because he/she has a habit of deleting journals as soon as one person disagrees with him/her, often too quickly even for trolls to screencap. On the other hand, he/she isn't a 16 year old girl and should fucking know better. They live in the deepest bowels of y!gallery, and occasionally devianTART. He/she draws pictures of 13 year old boys splooging while having every bone in their bodies broken. With lol-cow written all over him/her, this transgendered codemonkey seems to think that everybody and everyone worships the ground they walk on. They currently hold position of site developer on y!gallery, though have only used said position to bawwwww about how much his art sucks. It is impossible from looking at the various accounts all over the internet that have been created and then abandoned, to tell if Jahi is male or female. Much discussion goes on, even between chanfags and Anonymous regarding his gender, though people think that the size of his e-cunt as well as the constant PMSing makes the general population lean to believe that he is in fact, a female (possibility of transgender still exists).
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[edit] Diva
Completely in love with having his/her e-cock (e-clit?) sucked, a new journal or poll is posted every other week or so begging his/her viewers for more input, demanding to know if they like the spineless, putty lipped creations that he splats onto the internet. Said journals are then deleted the minute he/she has finished fapping to them, leading casual passers-by to think that there is no drama. Then he/she whines that nobody loves him/her because he doesn't get enough comments and he/she's going to go start his/her own community where everyone can post what they want, but it's too much work. The websites he/she has started in the past have all been shut down because he/she cannot get the much needed blow jobs from fangirls and comments from passers by. Luffkin.com was shut down when Jahi realized that the site was completely drama-free, and no one wanted to wank to his/her twisted fantasies. So back to dA, which is notoriously famous for tolerating crybabies and grandstanding drama fags. PROTIP: If you notice a journal with lulz on it written by Jahi or any of the many pseudonyms floating around the interwebs, screencap that shit.
| —Jahi, being emo |
| —Master of contradictions |
[edit] Fired from y!gallery
Being the main developer of y!Gallery, he seems to like to remind everyone that the site's admins and mods are faggots, while forgetting that he is on the staff as well. Jahi was fired from y!gallery after one of his/her friends got banned for repeatedly posting anthro art. He/she seems to believe that not only do rules stifle creativity, but everyone from Russia should be given immunity from them, because Russians are stupid. When his/her whining at the mods did not result in an immediate apology for the banned friend, he/she went on a rampage, invoking Godwin's law and stamping of feet. There was no deletion of gallery, this time, for Snover had apparently had enough and fired Jahi from being site developer, and then suspended him for being a bitch.
[edit] Flounce, Rinse, Repeat
Upon learning that "Jahi" literally means "a whore" in some language or another, the cocksucker promptly deleted his entire gallery and went crying off to dA where he/she created the account "Mayhem." When this one didn't get enough pageviews to satisfy his/her desire for lurve, she deleted it and made yuni. Then realizing that she could not post delicious pr0nz at dA, he/she returned to y!gallery and hacked the system to change his/her name to 4444. UPDATE As of last Thursday, when he/she realized that his/her legions of fantards weren't going to do anything about this article, Jahi deleted all of his/her arts and went crying off the internets. By rumor, he/she is holed up somewhere on Livejournal, posting pr0n for the Commies.
[edit] Rehired
Not a month later, Snover rehired Jahi to do the exact same job she was doing before she got fired. Which was mainly nothing, other than sucking Snover's cock. (more to go in this section later)
[edit] His fans
His/her fucktardedness attracts idiots who love teh penor. Despite the constant temper tantrums and screaming, they cluster around him like retarded clowns on a helium tank. They baww and bleat and fap to every word he/she says, then jump down the throats of anyone who dares point out that Jahi has the emotional maturity of a two year old on crack.
| —wintrycynicism |
| —meowyinn |
| —Beatrix |
[edit] Gettin' Bendy Fo Ya
Jahi decided to show the world what a wigger he is, by creating his own rap song, called gettin' bendy fo yah.
I've mastered JUDO and I know Kung FU
I can fold my spine completely IN TWO
I wouldn't break, even if I kissed my ASS
I can bend in shapes that make others pass GAS
I'm absolutely incredibly drastically fantastic
Snakes and panthers WONDER how I get so ELASTIC
Envy my GYMNASTICS, bitches' words so sarcastic
Bend me TIGHTER baby, I'm so ENTHUSIASTIC
BENDY BENDY BENDY BENDY BENDYYYYYyyyy....
BENDY BENDY BENDY BENDY BENDYYYYYYYyyyyyy........
Come closer to me baby as I lay on the floor
Push me HARDER, let me entertain you MORE
Pull my BUTT to my HEAD, squeeze as TIGHT as you CAN
Making me MELT in your ARMS is OUR master PLAN
I am LIQUID, baby, my heart beats so FAST
My figure is NOT the same as in the PAST
Who am I after all? Maybe one of the GREY MEN
Judging by my CLOTHES I'm rather one of the GAY MEN
BENDY BENDY BENDY BENDY BENDYYYYYyyyy....
BENDY BENDY BENDY BENDY BENDYYYYYYYyyyyyy........
I can't hear ya, MAN, my thighs squeeze my ears
Can't see me, MAN, acting like you know my worst fears
You say I look like a GAL but my closet's so SMALL
'Am enjoying MY THING even if 'tis not for y'all
But entertaining Y'ALL, showing as much as I CAN
My devotion, EMOTION, that's what makes a REAL MAN
All beauty is your enemy but it is mine TOO
I adore the UNUSUAL, I enjoy to break THRU
I love what SNAKES do, can't stand the fake RULES
And when you rigid STOOLS call us bendy FOOLS
...bitch I'mma kill ya with my NEXT POSE if ya keep being so DUMB!
If yer AGGRESSIVE, better stretch me like a chewing GUM
BENDY BENDY BENDY BENDY BENDYYYYYyyyy....
TOO BENDY, TOO BENDY, TOO BENDY, TOO BENDY, TOOOO BENDYYYYYYYyyyyy....ouch!
[edit] Art isn't art if it gets stolen!
Last Thursday, artists and weeaboo fans on DeviantArt, y!gallery, FurAffinity, and elsewhere shit their collective pants when an animu wannabe wrote an inflammatory article in Animation World Magazine claiming that the Orphan Works Act would go into effect and make art theft legal. In a fantastic display of wtfuckery, Jahi wrote his own journal after most of the bawwwwwwwing had died down, claiming that no one should worry about this, not because it was untrue, but that stolen art isn't art at all. This journal was promptly deleted within ONE HOUR, after it was found by <trolls</s> users who were fed up with his bullshit and called shenanigans. Screencapped for graet justice!
| —Jahi |
| —Jahi |
He/She further goes on to say that he/she only draws contortion art because it is unusual and no one would willingly want to steal it. Oh, a challenge!
[edit] Mind Control FTW
Proving that the internet passes information faster than the Pentagon, Jahi discovered this article less than 24 hours after its creation, and like most idiots unfamiliar with ED, he/she assumed that it was all about him. Also that ED checks chronology. Not surprisingly, he whines there are not enough pageviews, as he/she needs the free publicity. He/She promptly posted a journal about the subject, claiming not to care about anything in this article, and how funny it was. In a spectacular display of mind control, most of his/her fanrobots immediately declared that the article was funny and cool and most certainly written by a homosexual!
[edit] Faggotry
 Admitting to faggotry |
 LEAVE JAHI ALOOONE!! |
 Saying it makes it true |
 "Jahi" means "a whore" |
 Oh, teh drama! |
 DO YOU GUYS HATE ME JUST BECAUSE I DRAW PORN?! T_T |
 He's not leaving, he's just taking all his toys and moving. |
 Hurt feewings. |
 Best smackdown EVER |
 In which Jahi tells everyone it's is not real art if someone can steal it |
 I'M NOT A DRAMA QUEEN REALLY!!! |
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 lolololol |
 LEAVING FOREVER!!11 |
[edit] Gallery NOT REAL ART!
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[edit] External links
y!gallery ON NOES LEFT FOREVER!!!11
y!gallery lol, quit
His old site lol, deleted!
Deviantart
The original, also closed
BAAAAAAAAAAW
The only site that is not deleted yet
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