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James Watson

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Notice his rape model. The White spheres represent niggas, while the red spheres represent white women.

You may know the name of James Watson from your high school biology class as the man who, along with acid fiend, Francis Crick, discovered the structure of DNA, subsequently winning the 1962 Nobel Prize for their work. However, nobody really gives a shit about this, and Watson's most important work is actually very recent. Last Thursday, after many frustrating years of research, James Watson successfully proved the link between Black People and a general lack of intelligence.

1 Prospect of Africa
2 Black Employees
3 Other Scientific Discoveries
4 Aftermath
5 See Also

[edit] Prospect of Africa

When determining what races are smartest, most scientists overlook pictures of Africa.

For years, thanks to some human rights activist in the sixties, everyone has believed that the intelligence of Africans was the same as the rest of the world. Watson, however, became the first person to show scientific evidence that black people are actually less intelligent than white people. It only took a genetic biologist to finally state this obvious fact.

“	One of the world's most eminent scientists was embroiled in an extraordinary row last night after he claimed that black people were less intelligent than white people and the idea that "equal powers of reason" were shared across racial groups was a delusion. James Watson, a Nobel Prize winner for his part in the unraveling of DNA who now runs one of America's leading scientific research institutions, drew widespread condemnation for comments he made ahead of his arrival in Britain today for a speaking tour at venues including the Science Museum in London. The 79-year-old geneticist reopened the explosive debate about race and science in a newspaper interview in which he said Western policies towards African countries were wrongly based on an assumption that black people were as clever as their white counterparts when "testing" suggested the contrary... Dr Watson told The Sunday Times that he was "inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa" because "all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – whereas all the testing says not really". He said there was a natural desire that all human beings should be equal but "people who have to deal with black employees find this not true."	„
—The UK Independent

Watson made some new friends through all this.

The black community instinctively became so butthurt that they caused the rest of the white scientists around them to become butthurt, as well. (Remember, your average laboratory has one black scientist for every 10,000 white scientists.) Using their voodoo-hypnosis techniques, the black scientists were able to convince the other scientists to b& Watson from signing books, and from talking at the London Science Museum.

Not only was the nigga's voodoo magic good enough to convince all the other scientists that Watson is wrong, but it was even able to convince Watson himself that he was wrong.

“	I cannot understand how I could have said what I am quoted as having said.	„
—James Watson

[edit] Black Employees

As well as finding the link between stupidity and Africa, Watson was also able to link this claim to black employees being very less intelligent when compared to white employees. This all goes with what his new "Genetic Inferiority Theory" states.

[edit] Other Scientific Discoveries

A gay gene found last Thursday

Along with his theories on black inferiority, Watson has made some other groundbreaking scientific discoveries, including his work on isolating the gene that controls homosexuality, in order for him to pass a law that would make abortion legal for women whose babies are found to contain this gene.

He also discovered that blacks are more likely to commit rape. This theory is based off of the work of fellow scientist Captain Obvious.

Some of his current projects include an experiment which may discover the link between fat and laziness.

“	Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.	„
—James Watson

FUCKING LOL.

[edit] Aftermath

After being yelled at for being a bat fuck insane racist old bastard by every single black scientist on earth (all 4 of them), Watson is reported to himself have become butthurt, and has gone back to his house to cry.