Y! Japanese Anime
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Japanese Anime are a series of chat rooms on Yahoo!'s chat client, though the most visited are rooms 1 & 2. Though created for the use of anime discussions, rarely is it actually used for such faggotry. Its population for the most part consists of trolls, script kiddies, n00bs, fanfiction writers, fanboys, and you. Because it is such a diverse place, trolls commonly take advantage and touch on issues such as racism, gay rights, political correctness, abortion, sex, and religion, many of which are widely viewed as controversial. While users spend a great deal of time there, the chat rooms tend to involve mainly "he said, she said" drama-related issues and Internet dating. In other words, crap.
Note: this is proven fact.
As if it couldn't get any worse, there exist RP groups such as "Murder Inc.", an elite group of text-fighters that diddle each other when they aren't bragging about owning one another or other online clans. To sum Japanese Anime up, it's a cesspool where anything and everything undesirable is fair game, so long as its users are allowed to live in their mass delusion of make-believe.
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[edit] Japanese Anime Internetz Clubhouse
When not being completely cool in Yahoo! Chat, members enjoy getting together on their own cute little forum full of much intelligence and win, complete with pictures, real names for some, and even a nice description for each one. Roleplayers, furries, and faggots, oh my!
Have fun trolling.
[edit] The "Males" of Japanese Anime
Analysis: Any moral person of either gender would be disgusted and saddened by Yahoo!'s feeble excuse for men. While they act masculine, they're as insecure as the women they embarrassingly hound. The types of males you'll find in Japanese Anime are:
- The angsty loner who, under a weeaboo screen name, involves himself in Internet drama, carries knives IRL, has a shallow, bitchy complex, supports gay fandoms and reads manga in his spare time. Because of the tough-guy complex they put up, they disdain the use of text faces.
- Egoistical morons who lie about having a life or being enlisted in the army, whilst believing underage, nerdy girls like are impressed. They tend to use emoticons and are heavily under the influence of Jenkem.
- Typical fanboy males who shamelessly admits their flaws insteading of living behind a false ego. Generally use text-faces and excessive XD, and also roleplays.
- Shamelessly or closet-ly gay. And despite being the cancer that is killing Y! chats, care only for themselves and what STDs they can find or trade. In other words, they're sick fucks.
- Fucktards who claim to design webpages, work through the internet, or claim to do anything believed to be interesting in general (or they do, and just suck at it).
[edit] The "Females" of Japanese Anime
Analysis: Rabid 16-year-old girls who plan to never leave the Internet and breed, ultimately causing the Earth's population to die off due to their addicting to text and longing to be loved by that 13-year-old boy. The types of females you'll find in Japanese Anime are:
- Bitchy, whiney, shallow, and send mass messages involving drama or about how they're leaving Y! FOREVER!!111111
- Unattractive, thus involves herself in cybersex to make up for what she will never get IRL. Alternatively, they write fanfictions.
- Attractive, though lacking personality, thus tends to start endless amounts of Internet drama for the sake of getting that 13-year-old boy back, later losing him to the next floozie -- or worse, her BFF.
- Really a basement-dwelling male out to diddle anime fanboys, or trolls out to make Y!'s male gender feel more insignificant for epic lulz.
[edit] Trolls
Of course, for every cesspool, there exist the quasi-intellectual, egoistical bastards who will try and milk as much lulz out of it as possible, despite it already being a sad place doomed to die of AIDS.
"Zaft"; (IDs: wise_franklin, zaft_commander_cruz, partychanned, mister_whitley) -- An infamous, yet enigmatic and highly controversial troll who lurks Japanese Anime:1 until something potentially problematic appears on the screen. According to the rumors of Japanese Anime veterans, behind Zaft's witty humor lies to heart of a true Gundam fan fully devoted to making mobile suit costumes. This comes to many as a surprise due to the fact that he absolutely HAETS!!! weeaboo-related hobbies (including roleplay). Not really favored by anyone besides maybe Leer and Mike, though even he's completely aloof to their ass-kissing existence. You can normally find Zaft ranting about anime, women, niggers, Jews, spics, and any other racial/sexual group that doesn't let him have his way. And when proven wrong, Zaft resorts to his self-written history books and downloaded booters. An interesting theory provided by Zaft is that he isn't a troll, but those who roleplay in non-RP rooms are trolls. Nevertheless, avoid if possible.
"Leer"; (IDs: slaymaledict, air.treck, castlebreaked, n1ggerbreaked) -- Of Muslim descent and reigning from the Philippines, this special breed of troll is well-knowledged on culture outside of his desert kingdom in Iraq. An advant WoW addict and Linetrap fanboy who, like Mike, has an odd fetish for a particular cosplaying troll: Zaft. According to his profile [4], he created a fan club for Zaft ("Z.A.F.T."), which is more or less a group that copies and further spreads Zaft's endless ranting. In addition, his butt-buddy is Mike, fellow member of Zaft's cult. Unlike Zaft and Mike, who troll roleplayers, homosexuals, sodomites and fellow trolls, Leer often targets inferior women, questioning why there aren't any beautiful women on the Internet, which results in the lulzy cries of fat girls across the net. Avoid if possible.
"Mike"; (IDs: xback_alley_abortionist, your_mother_shouldve_swallowed) -- The biggest loser and rip-off of Zaft yet to come, reinforced with a holier-than-thou attitude; Mike serves as JA:2's bitch-in-residence. An obvious troll and emoticon whore, whose childish and seemingly intelligent antics always bait the chatters into disputes with him. Like Zaft, he bitches about chat room behavior -- whether it be normal conversations or roleplayers. A German supremacist (other IDs being proud_german_guy_from_germany) and butt-buddy to Leer. Additionally, he's a member of Zaft's trolling cult. To sum him up: a social retard who is possibly the older brother of some hateful Nazi and will (hopefully) die alone. Avoid if possible.
"Nick"; (IDs: richardsimmonsaur) -- If you thought it was sad how Mike is denial about being a Zaft rip-off, wait until you meet Nick. A total newb and homosexual who pursues his dream of being like Mike by discussing "funnier" topics like wrestling dinosaurs, and whining about how his arms are tired. This is Nick's definition of humor, so it's only logical that we wants be like Mike. However, in Nick's opinion, he's funnier than Mike (but is way more illiterate) and says he does not troll, but only discusses funny subjects. Mentally unstable and an admirer of Mike, who even denies knowing the poor guy. Avoid if possible.
"Brad"; (IDs: hentaibrad) -- A pedophile yet to discover that Yahoo! allows its users to make other screen names; Brad lurks Japanese Anime in hopes of finally getting cyber from some hot anime chick. His conquest is seemingly never-ending, being a chat room regular for over 5 years.
![Travis, the big bad troll himself. No, really. This is taken from his profile[3]. Get the lulz while they're good.](/Image:Travisgay.jpg)
"Travis"; (IDs: ijirashii, the_guy_who_made_fun_of_you) -- A closet homosexual who says he's a baby-sitter, a job that speaks for itself. Insecure about his real image, Travis uses his photo shop skills to crop the heads off gay magazine models and pastes them on the body of athletic body builders. When this is mentioned, he will whine about how the person doesn't know him in real life. His insults come from a saved word document and insult generators, and calls them his flames; thus admitting to being a troll. Annoying and a compulsive liar; Travis also has a motherly outlook on the Internet, viewing all of its inhabitants as basement-dwellers and men who will (hopefully) diddle him from behind. Avoid if possible.
"Chad" [5] (IDs: baiisweat, spearchucker_chad, matthew_mizuhara, chad.hayes1) -- Although he isn't a troll, Chad's offensive and unwanted presence is enough to earn him a spot here. A supposed military man, though spends a majority of his day online lurking after little girls, flirting with ebonics_jesus (who is a also a lover of cocks, forgot to add he and his boyfriend during his last attempt to vandalize), and hating Zaft, Leer, and Mike; the online equivalent of the Three Stooges. Chad's most dominant trait is homosexuality, which he isn't afraid to flaunt. According to his MySpace, he's both a wigger and a 16-year-old girl that writes pretty pathetic shit in an attempt to an emotional gangsta'. Additionally, he knows a lot of pregnant women that could get trolled for massive lulz and possibly result in dead babies with all the blame falling on Chad for being such a shitful person online. Scratch that. Something that funny would cause the Internet to collapse. Anyways, in a nutshell, Chad is fake and serves as fine example as to why would-be tough guys shouldn't have MySpaces.
"Lynn, AKA Lenne"' (IDs: "internets_troll.lenne, oh_crap_sixty.n1ggers, h4ck.v1rus, judge_judith_scheindlin")-- Probably the only woman on the internets, Lenne is a loudmouthed visitor to JA:1, her origins are the bowels of RPG:2, where she ruthlessly trolls unsuspecting weaboos, roleplayers, and Children. She works hard for the monies, and typically claims l33t status. Plagued with a superiority complex, simply for the fact she's female. She could be cited for being a Redneck and a Nazi. She also has no qualms with bragging about how she had that hot threesome with her friend and his fiance in Europe. Avoid. AIDS.
"S9" (IDs: "sninetherelaxed")-- Probably the youngest troll alive, compared to every other troll in the JA realm [and those listed above], this little fucker is as fast at typing with his fingers as he is dry cumming to the thought of one day becoming/surpassing Zaft himself. Though he types in short, erratic sentences he often makes several grammatical/spelling errors within his squirrelly attempts to "pwn" some "nubs". He is new to the trolling world and considers spamming 'pooooooooooooooooooooooooon that sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with lame pre-made programs/word text files epik lulz. Unfortunately, he isn't ready to take on large groups within Yahoo by himself, so usually singles out easy weeaboo victims for a fast lol. He causes nubs and new fags alike to hide behind their ignore button | provides endless lulz to the citizens of JA:2. proclaims one day to become the TROLL KING. Avoid if possible.
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 A particular chatter named Cindy resorts to gender-bending when drama gets tough. |
 All weeaboos need older brothers like this. |
 Thanks to guys like him, weeaboo girls crave snatch more than dick. |
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 Weaboos looooev linetraps. |
 Troll logic utilized into scientific theory. |
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