Jasmine Richardson
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| —Jasmine Richardson, who gets free HBO in prison |
| —Jeremy Steinke, preparing for the next full moon |
Jasmine Richardson is a 13 year old girl who knifed her family in the name of the Worldwide Furry Conspiracy. At 13, she is the youngest killer in Canuckistan and was a regular user of the super cereal emo-gangbang known as Vampirefreaks. Besides being a Goff and getting stuck in the hole for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of JB to commit murder EVAR. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $9000 a month contract with Suicide Girls to be their head pinup, right beside Nazi superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take Pimpmaster Sean up on this offer.
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The Aftermath
The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree IRL permabannage to the fullest extent of the lol for a minor, which means 10 solid years of Pruno and hairy-lipped cunnilingus from Tori Sue Heck's extended family. It is unknown whether or not the fursuits will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits.
Trivia and Conjecture
- Over 9000 Jews were absent from Israel when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
- Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! Coincidence? You decide.
- Charlie ManSON - Jasmine RichardSON - Jeremy is some guy's SON. Coincidence? You decide.
- Jasmine's nexopia account ended the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
- Jasmine listened to Marilyn Manson, and was therefore obviously a ticking time bomb.
- She has
not yetbecome an hero.
See Also
External Links
- The bitch's Nexopia page
- Her furry boyfriend's VampireFreaks page
- Police press release
- Fox News Canadia article
- Another article
- MyDeathSpace.com discusses the issue
Totally Revamped by Sean O'Neill,
PS. The nowhere place is called Medicine Hat. You'll get the pun.
