Jay Naylor
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jay Naylor alias "Fisk Black": another in the endless line of broken rightwing furries that includes such unfettered freethinkers as Duke Otterland, Cigarskunk, Drip and RHJunior, though Naylor is more of an Objectivist/Lolbertarian. A former Kinkos assistant copyboy, Naylor quit his servitude to TEH MAN to be a self-employed entrepreneur. To wit, to make a fortune by selling poorly drawn animal-head pornography, since he lacks the education and skills to do anything else and would make a barely-competent shit-shoveler.
Like the aforementioned duo, Naylor is an stern patriot, valiantly fighting the good fight with the 1st Armchair Assault Brigade in the ongoing Sitzkrieg against Muslims, faggots, socialists, liebruls, pacifists and the bagger at the supermarket who handles his groceries in a lewd and offensive manner. As is usual with wingnuts, he enjoys issuing innumerable stilted and poorly spelled proclamations on science, politics, economics and all kinds of other stuff, pulling opinions from his well-reamed ass with the greatest of ease, and never letting those pesky facts get in his way. He is also a huge Ayn Rand fan, and no doubt jerks himself senseless dreaming of the hideous Russian shemale philosopher. He'll also decide to refuse to listen to any and all opinions that contradict hers ('cause he's totally not a tool) while "humbly" suggesting that you acquire a copy of her shit-tacular books-on-tape, which can put ANYONE to sleep regardless of the amount of decibels you're cranking out.
Naylor also seems to love taking cheap shots at "trolls" that he has blocked from his LiveJournal simply for calling him a porn-peddling whore. One wonders where anyone could have gotten that idea, seeing as how he doesn't make most of his money selling furry porn. Oh, wait...
Naylor used to be bisexual, but he got better.
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[edit] Better Days
Naylor is best known for his groundbreaking "Better Days" webcomic in which he bravely tackles the thorny subjects of incest and underage sex or at least it would be groundbreaking if the characters weren't cats and niggers hyenas and whatever else and if it didn't reek of wish
fulfillment. The star of this magnum o'pus is his character Fisk Black, a cat from a single parent family who loses his virginity at age 10, makes love to his sister, joins the army, kills some Arabs, and is basically the guy Naylor would like to be instead of a flaccid geek.
| Warning!: oh shit this just now happened (3/26) |
[edit] New Worlds
The latest comic project from our boy Jay is a tale of seafaring furry critters in a vaguely 18th century style fantasy world which exhibits covert Lolbertarianism and what traitorous Liebruls might call racism.[1] Pr0n of the characters is to follow soon, as is the furry way.
[edit] HuckleMary Ann
Naylor is mad at work on his latest comic, HuckleMary Ann. Which is a disgusting furry ripoff of Huckleberry Finn of a loli getting fucked by huge horse and dog cock. This comic proves our point on Jay Naylor being a huge perverted faggot.
[edit] Quotes
- I’m pretty good at not getting pulled over on the highway. I haven’t had a traffic citation in nine years. The last thing I need is to be pulled over and found with a bag containing: 1 firearm, 150 rounds of ammunition, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Communist Manifesto, and the Koran.[2]
- I'm thankful for the ham in the fridge that will last me for days, and I'm thankful for Jesus who lets me eat the ham, while Jews cannot.[3]
- He (Mark Steyn) gets very entertaining letters from men bent on establishing a caliphate administered empire from Morocco to Indonesia, and all I have are a bunch of self-hating furry virgins at CYD trying desperately to matter. His vocal enemies are the defenders of men who strap on explosives and murder women and children on purpose. That just outdoes having an enemy who hates you to the ends of the earth, but only shows it by calling you a Nazi while furiously masturbating to your comics.[4]
- In other news, I've decided to resume my distance from engaging in argumentative confrontations, here. More and more, I'm finding there's one person who isn't really interesting in thinking about anything other than clinging to his own views. [5]
- And even though my philosophy doesn't require anyone have anything taken from them against their will, I require nothing from anyone else that they don't willingly wish to trade me, I'm reviled and despised. :) (Because what's an artist without a persecution complex?) [6]
- Yes, Mat and I did have a relationship. We put our cocks in each other's mouths and that's it. [7] (Note: This is a quote from Naylor as told to an interviewer for a furry podcast after his interview was over. "Mat" refers to Mat Sherer, creator of the webcomic "Badly Drawn Kitties".)
[edit] Bitching the opposition
(warning - this section contains serious business and tl:dr)
In the following link much lulz can be had at seeing how a Ayn Rand makes with the polite internet debate [8]
A brief summary goes a little like this:
Furfag: "Dude, naylor! Objectivism is like... fucked up"
Naylor: "NERDRAGE!!!!1111homg111!!!"
Furfag: "Fail"
Naylor: "HOMFG B&!!!!"
[edit] Gallery
 fucking genius |
 Better Days: Paging Dr Freud |
 A totally objective review of Naylor's writing style |
 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE! |
 Naylor dips into the BDK pot again |
[edit] External links
- Anonib Naylor subboards
- fiskblack <- troll here
- His furfagaffinity.
- Objectivist type blog thang
- "Better Days"
- Some Naylor reworks
- "New Worlds"
- CYD critique of Better Days
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