Jellay
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| FAT ALERT
Jellay is a BBW, but remember: only one of the adjectives fits. |
| Warning!: Jellay will take legal steps against you |
Angela, formerly "Jellay" on IRC's Undernet channel, #drugheads, is a 24 year old fat attention whore from San Antonio, Texas. Her pastimes include listening to Tori Amos while writing her LiveJournal, taking embarrassing photos of herself, and sucking dick. You know what they say about the dicksucking capabilities of fatties!
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[edit] So Deep
At least 100 years ago TBerry (reap) invited Angela over to hang out and talk about her numerous traumatic experiences. With a worthless mother "I don't have a pot to piss in, so Angela knows it's hard on me to support her", a brother who's such a wuss he lets his wife push him around, and an uncle who got murdered... life can be pretty hard. But along came Shawn! Praise the Lord! With Shawn (TBerry/reap), there are| —Angela, LJ |
| —Angela, LJ |
[edit] Deeper bitch!
No drama you say? Before Jellay came over, TBerry's sausage fingers let the interweb know of what was to cum. Several of his trusted #drugheads chatters logged onto Yahoo! to watch his webcam. Jellay was observed entering the room kneeling down before TBerry (reap), and undoing the lasso he used to hold up his designer pants. Soon he stood up, allowing Angela to engulf his member like a chilidog. The froth and drool spilling from her lips was a horrifying sight. No explanation was ever given as to why this otherwise drama-free saint of a man totally destroyed Angela's online career. He did it for the lulz is the only explanation.
[edit] Consequences of lulz
It hurts when people are mean on teh interweb..............
| —Angela, LJ |
The extremely fat bitch knew nothing at all about the lulz about to happen. After a few weeks, the self-proclaimed spiritual artist was chatting with PMS as usual in #drugheads, when she got trolled. After years of bitching from her side she finally got what she deserved, when the photo's were made public. Jellay was an emotional wreck, phoned TBerry (reap) for an explanation and cried. She didnt return on #drugheads for weeks, and is no longer an active member. tberry changed his nick to 'reap'.
[edit] UPDATE!
| —gellyness - on AIM to the ex-boyfriend whose dick was her first to suck |
Enough to make a momma proud!
[edit] Contact
To see if Angela is available to suck your dick:
- MySpace
- LiveJournal
- LJ Talk: jellay@livejournal.com
- Yahoo messenger: sezzycringle
- AIM: gellyness
- IRC Undernet #drugheads (Jellay)
- E-mail: gellied@gmail.com
- ICQ: 24262579
- MSN: SezzyCringle@hotmail.com
- Jellay's website
[edit] Gallery
 Jellay looking at TBerry's dick. Don't you worry that camera isn't on! |
 Jellay still looking at his dick... feeling undeniably lonely |
 SUCK THAT DICK BITCH! |
 Jellay finally sucks TBerry's dick |
 DEEPER SLUT |
 Jellay waits for TBerry to cream all over her face |
 "why are they calling you fat" |
 LOL A LITTLE JELLAY IN THE BELLAY? |
 Oops! We can still see your double chin! |
 The "my hair covers my double chin" technique fails again. |
 This is what guidos are supposed to go after? |
[edit] LEGAL STEPS
Yes the fat whore actually thinks people can go to jail for calling her fat. LULZ. Today on april 10th 2007 on Yahoo messenger Jellay = sezzycringle
Introduction:
lulz: hello sezzycringle: hi lulz: how are you doing angela garcia sezzycringle: let me guess ED? sezzycringle: IRC? sezzycringle: some spam or do you really know me lulz: whats with ED? sezzycringle: i don't know. lameness.
sezzycringle: all i know is
sezzycringle: my ex, who took those pics without permission, is going to get something coming to
him cuz my family and co-workers already saw it and they're not too hapy
Prepared to sue for a separate peace with the internets! lulz
sezzycringle: i really just want those pictures and my info and yeah just the page. i mean... i
understand taht people get fucked with a lot worse
sezzycringle: i'm not asking for any favors from anyone
sezzycringle: one pic got out on IRC a year ago that i didn't know about and i can't believe it's
come back a year later
sezzycringle: with new pics i didn't know about
sezzycringle: well my ex's best friend is umm Lephnut ... i dunno if he is or isn't an op
sezzycringle: not tberry ex
sezzycringle: different ex
SENTIENT
sezzycringle: i was wondering how a page like that could be allowed. i know it says in disclaimers
parodies and satire
sezzycringle: but that's just ... i mean if my real world life had not been effected it would be
different
sezzycringle: i'm sorry
sezzycringle: you're not here to hear my complaints
sezzycringle: oh and this sentient person is trying to give me a pwd to change it, i don't know if
you want that info
sezzycringle: about tberry... he's a hermit and i think he just recently got internet back. he's not
easily offended
sezzycringle: and i don't see how it's good karma to just turn around and do the same thing to
someone else. i mean, my pov
sezzycringle: yeah what's up with using my whole name?
sezzycringle: when you addressed me =P
sezzycringle: i didn't even notice my last name. i'm glad they did not have my brother and
sister-in-law's names ...
sezzycringle: but i'm used to people having my last name and stuff... my domain whois had them up for
the longest time
LEGAL STEPS
sezzycringle: my mother haed suggested it, but i had read through the privacy policy and realised
it's like any civil suit
sezzycringle: i wasn't going to take any and i realised the only thing to try was emailing contacting
somehow
sezzycringle: but i wasn't sure anyone would care
sezzycringle: the fact they were taken without permission does make a stronger case/point
sezzycringle: god i didn't think he was capable of being such an asshole
sezzycringle: yeah i have an attorney
sezzycringle: i see him wednesday for some other business
sezzycringle: oh they want to hurt him bad
sezzycringle: i'm a victim here and it's violating
sezzycringle: did he start the page?
sezzycringle: or contribute to it personally? i do not have info other than that one of the pics was
from the ones posted on IRC a year ago that someone else had gotten somehow
sezzycringle: for that one he said his cam had motion detector and he didn't know it was on - but for
someone else to have what they said was a video wouldn't he have to have streamed it
sezzycringle: i thought he said it was a program but
sezzycringle: he was prolly bsing me
sezzycringle: so i wouldn't be pissed at him
sezzycringle: "not my fault" kind of thing
The whore goes back to lying again
sezzycringle: some people that contacted me about the page... they all just kept saying "why are they
calling you fat"
sezzycringle: i mean
sezzycringle: i know why.. it's just stupid and goes back farther than the pics
sezzycringle: i mean if you knwe me, you would have too. it's so not something you would expect to
see me in
sezzycringle: yeah and since i don't go on IRC anymore, i won't be dealing with that end.. which is
where it gets toooooooo much, not worth it. i will find out about work, i am about to
get ready in fact.
