Jennifer Diane Reitz
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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[edit] E-Love
Jennifer Diane Reitz, JDR, Giniko-chan, and many others, was actually born as a male. Because males are vile creatures who start wars and rape everything, he had surgeries to turn him into a female, because females are petite and gentle. But because the transformation took place well into adulthood the results were less than remarkable and are certainly not fooling anyone. Estimated to be over 50 years old and having the mind of a 16 year old girl crossed with a rabidly liberal political pundit, he enjoys minor e-fame because he both has a fake cooze as well as a preachy webcomic with pretty rainbow acid colors.
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To his credit, Jennifer is rather intelligent (though not as much as he would have you think), and if he was not so batshit insane he might be able to utilize his talents for something better than internet blowjobs from furry fans. Once upon a time, he was owner of the then-successful gaming site HappyPuppy.com. Upon selling the site he made more than any of us are ever going to see in our lifetimes and then promptly blew every penny on retarded anime crap like a redneck who just won the lottery in a gun store. He is extremely bitter about his own horrible life and financial decisions, and now spends every waking hour complaining on his own forums about how the Republicans and religious people somehow ruined him even though he still has a site showcasing his photos of 10,000 videogames and Sailor Moon figurines.
About 5 years ago Portal of Evil discovered this bag of cunts and since then has been treated to a new shocking and dysfunctional proclamation out of him about every week or so, ranging from anti-religion rants to insulting family members who support his broken ass, to how great it is to be a JDR today. It's safe to say that he is one of the most hated and longest-lived exhibits ever posted on the site, having inspired over 4,500 comments alone.
From within PoE, doubts have arisen about Jennifer being a transsexual at all, as he seems to possess a level of bodily self-loathing that most transsexuals do not exhibit after the operation and even cheated his way through the psychological exam intended to weed the real manginas out of the people who are just severely confused. In many instances Jenn has expressed a desire to completely forget that he has a gender or a body altogether, best shown in his special fursona which is a gelatinous, genderless blob.
In response to his presence on PoE, JDR has gone through the usual bashing of the site, but instead of merely getting upset, he accused the PoE of actually standing for Portal of Envy, even though the actual artists of that site, such as Tal-Pass Portaxx are infinitely superior, being able to draw something worth looking at in less than ten minutes.
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Because JDR uses the forums on his own site as his only means of communication outside of his household, you can read his stream-of-consciousness blather some 20 hours a day if you are particularly fascinated or horrified by him. (Note: Recently he has redesigned his forums and deleted all of the old posts so that they can be as ugly as he is.)
- Prior to completing hormone therapy, JDR described testosterone as being a "poison" in his body that forced him to masturbate compulsively, sometimes until his genitals began bleeding. He has yet to answer how the women he so pitifully wants to be can keep from this odd form of self-destruction, considering that they too produce testosterone.
- Lives in a polyamorous commune with 3 other equally broken individuals, one woman, one other transsexual, and one male. All of them are middle-aged.
- Even though JDR does not work, the main breadwinner of the household who works with a software company is constantly dehumanized and insulted by him for various reasons. In one instance JDR posted a long-winded rant calling him "a disgusting pig" for refusing to work on a creative project that only JDR cares anything about.
- Posted rejoicing over the late Pope "taking a dirt nap".
- It is thought that the HappyPuppy sale netted JDR 1.4 million dollars. That's million with an M. He no longer has any of the money.
- Suffered from some heart problem late last year that threatened his life. Instead of thanking the hospital staff who saved him, he accused them of being intolerant Christians who retched at the sight of his ruined, chopped-up anatomy and tried to kill him.
- Runs transsexual.org, which disguises itself as a serious scientific site when it actually just gives out misleading information and the answer key for beating the psychiatrist-developed test that one must pass before having sex-change surgery. Because the site is easy to find when looking for tranny info on Google, it's impossible to know how many confused people have taken JDR's bad advice and gotten expensive, irreversible, regrettable surgery when they really just needed a little therapy. Equally uncountable is the number of people that really are trans-something and after reading his site, don't think they are because they don't feel the same level of gender butthurt that he talks about, turning them emo and making them become an hero. gg.
- Self-diagnosed Ass pie
- Believes the government (and not Jews) did WTC.
- There are literally so many disgusting things he has said and done over time that it would take me years to create a comprehensive list.
