Jensasweetgal

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This article is a keg of shit that has been fermenting so long it's just about ready to explode. It is an abhorrence and blasphemy of Encyclopediadramatica's good name. You can help by fixing it or it will be deleted within the next few days. All crap articles are in the same boat.

Somebody call the Waaaambulance!!!1! This is a blatant attack article about a person nobody cares about. It was most likely written by a butthurt emo with a personal vendetta against the subject. You can help by proving me wrong.

A whorish Hollister-gone-EMO slut who was such a bitch that one of her special friends hacked her myspace and commenced pimping it out with IRL pics of what Jenn enjoys doing everyday. One day she beat up her oldest sister and she went to jail for her shitty-ass PMSing.

[edit] Ugly Theory

Many theories have been proposed as to how a girl could be so ugly. We have narrowed them down quite a bit:

• Acne - Jenn is spotted with red pustules of her own ego everywhere from her already fucked-up face to her chest and even her back and shoulders. Some say the grease is caked on so thick, her forehead is known to blind the young and cure the old of cataracts.

• Ginger kid - Jenn is also a red-haired, disturbingly freckled ginger kid but does not know it. Lesser known symptons of Ginger-dom include (but are not limited to): constantly sweaty hands and feet, the disturbingly yellow texture of their hands and feet, inability to go into the sun, and the classic gap between the two front teeth.

• Bitch excuse - Jennifer is, in plain view, a complete moronic bitch who would not be capable of fucking her way out of a retarded 13-year-old boy's garage.

[edit] JAILTIME FOR ACNE BITCH

On November 8, 2006, Jenn went to jail for battery charges filed by her pussy of a sister crista(AKA user:waterblogged) who is 1 year older. The battery was alleged as told by Crista/Twiggumz/wtf:

"ummmm, it started in the morning when we were getting ready for school and she was mad at dad for complaining about taking her to her boyfriend's house everyday so she chased me around the house until she caught me and started smacking my head and hit me and scratched me. my mom saw but she didn't do anything. when i later asked her why, she said it was because she 'didn't think she'd actually DO it...' and then i reported it to the police station."

Even though Jenn is younger, she still weighs 20 pounds more than her older sister and stands about 3 inches taller then her as well. Yes, her acne-scattered flab arms will not smack anyone now. She has yet to be tried in front of a court, mainly because the defense chair doesn't hold fatties, but partially because no jury wants to look at her. Details on this case will be updated as it progresses. Most likely, she will end up taking anger management classes (mandatory) after some juvi time.

[edit] External Links

• Her Myspace HACKED!!