Jerkcity
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jerkcity is an extremely unfunny cartoon written by some douchebag noone cares about. It's only notable feature is sticking it to the man by co-opting a shitty Microsoft chat program. While the possibilities of what one could do with such a concept are endless, leave it to Jerkcity to fill in the blanks with nothing but gay jokes and shitty drug references.
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That being said, Jerkcity is still possibly the gayest thing in existence. It is as if someone condensed all gay into the universe into picture form. Taking a train of 8000 cocks is considerably less gay than Jerkcity. The only funny thing the comic has ever shown is a picture of a hall where old people go to die. If there is any golden rule of comedy, old people suffering is always funny.
GAY
Jerkcity also makes a lot of drug jokes, because everyone knows drugs are cool. If you don't do drugs, the Internets won't like you. Also, there's a lot of dumb computer shit about Lunix and shit no one who has ever had sex before cares about. Somehow though, Jerkcity keeps on going. A whole 3 people a day still read it, and still claim "no one gets it".
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On livejournal jerkcity is syndicated. [1] Occasionally the makers of Jerkcity claim they don't use livejournal but that's a dirty lie.
GAY
Hurr is one of Jerkcity's catchphrases.
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