Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld is this Jewish comedian guy famous for jokes about controlling your fapping, virgins, a Soup Nazi, and Superman. Like all white and yuppie comedians, he thinks that he's God's gift to humanity, and especially to high school girls.
Despite all of this, everyone, including you, likes Seinfeld.
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[edit] The Stand-up Comedy
Hey, have you ever noticed how all observational comedians just take received opinion and blatant cliches and spout them off at the audience as if nobody's ever thought of them before? And they keep presenting statements as questions?
Waves hand out at the audience, palm facing upward
I mean, come on? And then they'll try to expand the joke by basically just repeating it in a specific context, like how I watched this Jerry Seinfeld guy and he did exactly that?
Walks to the other side of the stage, continuing the arm movement.
And, you know, the jokes usually just peter out without a proper punchline, and yadda yadda yadda?
[edit] TV Show
[[Image:Seinfeld.jpg|thumb|Jerry's show revolves around the love story of him and his bride-to-be Anne Frank. He tries to escape the nazis by dressing up as a faggot in tight jeans and trainers and eats a diet consisting of milk and cereal. OI VEY! Seinfeld had this TV show named after him at least 100 years ago in the nineties that is played endlessly on every channel everywhere. It involves a group of four jews; one is Seinfeld the main jew, one still lives with his parents, one is a Schicksa Feminista and one acts like a fucktard while not being racist.
For some reason, people found this formula involving "friends" funny and as a result it was copied endlessly, especially by another show called - believe it or not - Friends.
[edit] Post-TV Show
At this point in spacetime Jerry is a stage "comedian" again, since he lacks the talent to set up another comedy show without his best friend Larry David. He also whores himself out to do TV commercials, despite having more money than anyone else in the world.
As before, Jerry's typical comedic schtick is still to whine and bitch worse than the French about some perfectly innocuous aspect of life. Cobra Commander, his sworn enemy, attempted to clone Seinfeld, but this only ended up in an imperfect copy known as Ben Stiller.
In 2006, Michael Richards failed his life during a stand-up performance by screaming, "He's a nigger!" and pointing at a black heckler. Oh, that Kramer!
This just in: George Konstanza commited suicide bombing in a mall in New York. Despite this being the first suicide bombing to be conducted on American soil, he is still known only as the bald guy from Seinfeld, even by those who lost friends and loved ones in the explosion.
[edit] Fans
Most fans are people who fail or have no life, and are so sad they drown in shitty jew comedy. Although studies have also shown that Jerry Seinfeld brings in a huge audience of Oprah lovers, underage preppie whores, and racist Soup Nazis, the ones Lenny Bruce noticed as always saying, "Let's watch the Jew be charming."
[edit] See Also
- Jew
- Scientologist Srsly! Salsa? Seltzer!
- FUCKING UNFUNNY!
- Everybody Loves Raymond (aka Seinfeld if it were about Catholics instead of Jew$)
- Kramer
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