Jerry Springer
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jerry Springer is possible the best known talk show host in America - or even the world because of his unbelievebly fucked-up shows. Before the internet became popular with the likes of 2girls1cup, Mr. Hands and other shock sites Jerry was providing the world with the very worse humanity has to offer so the sick fucks can fap to the image of teenaged girls being impregnanted with AIDS-infested nigger spunk.
Contents |
[edit] The Man Himself
As well as being an Americunt Springer doubles his faggotry by being born in England in 1944 – sadly missing the greatest years of his hero’s life.
Jerry Springer is to chain-smoking white trash housewives as Dwakins is to atheists or Raptorjesus is to anonymous. Although he has hundred of fans willing to get down on their knees and prove how much they love him he has an even larger amount of haters to declare jihand on him and fucking him through a different hole in his head, once they remove it from his body.
Springer first came to fame in 1970 when he ran for congress but failed to being the current republican, instead becoming the mayor of a city in Ohio. He had to resign however after the police raided a local massage parlour and discovered Springer had been paying someone to slap his cock around for him.
Unable to gain any power or pity sex Jerry did the next best thing - starting a chatshow that would entrall and fuck America harder than it's even been fucked before.
[edit] The Jerry Springer Show
Of all the shitty talkshows that proves you can never underestimate just how fucking retarded Americans are Jerry Springer is by far the worst - making it the most lulzy. The viewers are inevitably fatass rednecks or niggers who have 13 children by 8 different men who watch the show so they can laugh at other fat racist whores.
Like most talk shows it began with boring debates like the effects of rock-and-roll or gun politics until after smoking something he found in his mom's bottom draw Springer began to deal with more common and troubling issues such as rape, pedophilia, incest, bestiality and trannies.
The show always contains shitload of fight - always. Most of what they're saying cannot be understood not just because they're bleeped-out but because they're inbred hicks who can't keep their legs togather. Although security will always manage to break them up the crowd will shout "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" despite the fact the bastard will never get involved. Which is the smartest thing he's done so far.
The Springer show peaked in 2000 and has been getting less and less views every year since the USA discovered someone else who could rape them even harder and with even moar results.
[edit] Controversy
The controversy isn't whether the show is too violent or borders on child abuse - it's that the show isn't screwed-up enough. Some argue that Springer's guests are fake attention whores because no one could possible be that dysfunctional. To prove his point Srpinger will be interviewing Josef Fritzl in the near future on how his family made such terrible lies against him and how he's suffered.
[edit] Special Lulz
On July 24th 2000 Springer aired a show where an ex-wife was confronted with her infidelity - liek all good hosts Springer flaunted it in her husband's face, until hours after the show was aired the bitch was murdered by her husband.
Later on the Larry King show, Springer was confronted with the woman's death and says that although the show is totally NOT fake it had nothing to do with the woman's death.
[edit] Videos
Midget Fight
Boy Fucks his Grandma. We pray to God this is fake
KKK Dad confronts his Daughter's Half-Mexican Baby
White Girl hates Niggers because she was Monkey-Raped as a Kiddie
[edit] External Links
[edit] See Also
- Jeremy Kyle Britian's answer to Jerry Springer
- Montel Williams
- Oprah
- Maury Jerry's biggest fanboi
 |
Jerry Springer is part of a series on Trolls. |
|
| Jerry Springer is part of a series on Jews
|
Patriarchs Habitats Traditions H8s |
|---|
Categories: Stub | Trolls | TV Shows
