Jerry from Doomsday Refreshment Committee
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Jerry is the main person in Doomsday Refreshment Committee. He sits at his computer all day writing horrible gothic/emo poetry and makes horrible gothic music out of it. His music is so horrible, he is not signed and only has an interweb fan base. On top of all his fail and lulz he is also a 40 year old pedophile, who tries to pick up little 16 year old girls and 13 year old boys on his MySpace and vampirefreaks profiles. He also has two little girls who are both underage. one is for sure 13. Oh noes more lulz!
Note: The guy this is about is threatening to sue. Everyone though on this wiki knows that nothing on this site is to be taken seriously. As is says in the disclaimer everything is for lulz (satire/humor/parody) use. But I guess some people still think the Internet is serious business.
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How to be a Jerry
1.- Sit at your desk.
2.- Make shitty music.
3.- Hit on little 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls on AIM.
4.- Not have a record deal.
5.- Invite underage girls to live with you, then tell them to wait until they are of age to do so.
6.- ????
7.- PROFIT!
Quotes
Who hes trying to hook up with
He's been trying to feverishly recover from his butthurt of getting divorced by trying to pick up this girl to the right through AIM. Their forbidden faggot interweb love began when the equally butthurt Kait, started sending him picture comments on MySpace
Ex of such comments:
From then on they have talked over 9000 times through AIM, in which Jerry has brainwashed Kait with his lies and she has bought every one that he has spewed out his ass.
Kait now wants to move in with him and his underage daughters.
But what COULD a 40 year old want with this barely legal little girl?
sex.
Enough said.
For this she joins the legions of retard.
See Also
External Links
- Jerry has a MySpace oh noes!
- His Vampirefreaks profile..
- One of his daughters Vampriefreaks profile.]
- Kaits MySpace.
