JezuzFreek777

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JezuzFreek777 Witnesses God's Glory. EVERY FUCKKKKING DAY!!!!

Like all good Fundamentalist Christians JezuzFreek777 is obsessed with a band whose Frontman has slept with over 3000 women

I SUPPORT THE WAR EFFORT BY MAKING MILITARY HARDWARE OUT OF TIN CANS - "I Call It Jezuz Juice (Not JEWS!!!)"

I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE MY DAUGHTER TO PLAY "HANG THE BROWN SKINNED MAN"

JezuzFreek777 is a YouTube user and fundamentalist Christian who, as his name suggests, is wacky in every way.

Both "down with the kids" (teh zzz's & eee's) and with the crazies (the 777), he has bought into the whole Rapture nonsense his pastor fed him – and believes Jesus is COMING BACK REAL SOON.

Like all Crazy Christians, JezuzFreek777 is a bad father and beats his children, just for the lulz

Jezuzfreek777 also likes to read the Bible and wanks off to pictures of Mother Mary. He spends his free time stopping his kids from having fun or social contact so they can enjoy the Good Book. He won't let his children enjoy themselves with Dangerous Entertainment, so no computer games like Pong and Pac-Man, and no rap either – especially the black rappers. He struggles with himself daily whether or not to allow his children to read Harry Potter.

He does however strongly encourage his daughter to play Iraqi court dramas with her dolls – so long as the brown-skinned man gets killed .

Like any good fundie, he believes no Jews or Muslims are getting into heaven, and even many Christians won't.

[edit] The Fundamentalist Christian

• Faps over Capital Punishment
• Thinks Guns are what makes Amerikkka great
• Thinks UCLA Students should be Tasered in the Library

[edit] Supporting the War Effort

• By Making Military Hardware Out of Tin Cans

[edit] Light Reliefs

• Are Ghosts Real?

[edit] Experimental Video Art

• KISS Stop Motion Tribute

[edit] JezuzFreek777 Appreciates the Satire of ED

Look into his eyes, listen to his trembling voice. ED has scared him in many ways.

[edit] JezuzFreek777 is Congratulated by the YouTube Community

• JezuzFreek777

Scientists are currently investigating how this small boy (girl?) got out of his cage and created a video.

[edit] His Stickam Room

Well, actually it's not his, he just likes to act like the room JesusTalk is his by barking out orders to everyone and being a hypocritical douche. He constantly talks shit about TheAmazingAtheist even though TAA is never even in the room, talks about his motorbikes and how great he is on guitar which you can see here for a good laugh and kicks out anyone from the room who defeats him in an argument in such a way even VenomFangX would be proud of. Brett Keane's always in the room too crying about how YouTube won't let him back and stuff.

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