John Kricfalusi
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John Kricfalusi or John K. since people are too stupid to spell right anyway, is a washed-up hack animator, who thanks to his constant whining about Tiny Toons and Drawn Together, he has been kept in the spotlight.
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[edit] Rise to Fame
About 100 years ago he made a cartoon about furries and buttsecks called Ren and Stimpy and sold it to Nickelodeon. He didn't realize that Nick was a kid's channel and he was such a whinny non-conformist about everything, Nick pwnd his ass and made the show without him.
[edit] Bitterness
John KKK soon found work doing commericals for Old Navy and making shitty internet cartoons. In 1997, Matt Stone and Trey Parker made a show called South Park, they stole not only his thunder, but his idea about poop that talks (which is the most original idea EVER and how dare they steal it). Johnny-boy got all mad and sued, but everyone realized his cartoons sucked. He than got Fox Kids to air the Ripping Friends, but was over the head of the 8 year old boys who were addicted to Power Rangers and Sonic. Butthurt and distraught he made a new version of Ren and Stimpy, which aired after a shitty cartoon about Pam Anderson as a superhero. He now runs a blog where he whines about how old Tom and Jerry cartoons are better than Family Guy (which he and his moronic followers think will be forgotten when people are still watching the shitty Bob Clampett cartoons, that he faps off to.) and shows off his shitty Hanna-Barbara toy collection. He also hates anything made in the last 50 years that is not his stuff or Beavis and Butthead.
[edit] Ways to troll John K.
- Tell him you LOVE Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Histeria, The Smurfs, Family Guy, South Park, Loonatics Unleashed, etc. and what he's said over the years has made you cry.
- Show him your CalArts class projects and tell him you've just been sold into slavery to work at Disney.
- Sign him up for anger management and say it's a gift from Tom Ruegger.
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