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Jojo

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Official movie image of Jojo.

Jojo is the underage emo star of ~~Dreamwork's~~ ~~Pixar's~~ ~~Disney's~~ Blue Sky Studio's newest CG film, Horton Hires a Ho, based on Dr. Seuss' epic trilogy of novels by the same name. Apparently deaf and dumb, Jojo has nonetheless garnered a huge fan following of people who appreciate his WAI WAI KAWAII nature and soft, dark emo heart.

Nevermind that the kid is underage, just check out that sexy fuzzy body! Who wouldn't want to date that?

[edit] Horton Hears a Sue

“	The first official Jojo and Morgan piccy!!!! :hug: DAMMIT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!! I know that NO ONE loves him more than I do!!!!!! I've never felt this way before!!! :aww: Some of my friends are still in shock, but they say as long as I'm happy then it's cool :D and yes I am extremely happy with Jojo!!!!!! He makes me feel like I've never felt before!!!!! :hug: :heart: So this is what we would look like. I have never taken CGI work into cartoon work before XD I gotta say I like how it came out, I thought it was gonna suck, well the backgorund sucks, but I got lazy :P but I really do love how this came out :aww: I'm gonna put it on a white T-shirt and gonna wear it tomorrow to see the movie :excited: DAMMIT I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!! :D I FREAKIN LOVE JOJO SO SO MUCH I CAN'T SAY IT ENOUGH!!!!!! :heart: :heart: And I am SO glad I have him in my life now!!!!! :hug: XD I sound stupid I know, but it's true!!!! also, I'm getting my hair cut today and I'm hoping to get it to look like that. Which is why it looks different :D!!!!! :aww: More drawings and request coming!!!! :aww: Enjoy!!!!	„
— MorganPhantom15

The first second that Horton trailers hit the internet, the Series of Tubes birthed a horde of squealing Who-Sues.

You just want to stick him down your cleavage.	They trade My Chemical Romance MP3s.
I don't remember there being goths in Green Eggs and Ham.	DAT SUM LENS FLARE?!	He looks old enough so it's AWWWWRIIIIIIIGHT	"Lol! Well i was righting my story when i thought about what it would be like if the Mayor gave JoJo AND Jesse the talk about the birds and the bees. And this is what i got!"
^___________^	Jojo is also banging Hermione of Harry Potter fame.	Come here you beautiful ten-year-old	Ever since having a stroke, the right side of Jojo's face has been paralyzed