The Daily Show
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Daily Show is a half-hour fake news show on Comedy Central, hosted by Jon Stewart. 95% of the show's audience is made up of hipster college kids who watch it simply because all the rest of their internet friends are Democrats, even though they don't know shit about politics and only act as Democrats because they're not the ones in power. The show jumped the shark when they brought back the George W. Bush character for a second term. I mean, come on, it was so predictable. There's only so much you can do with his character, don't run it into the ground, people. This likewise applies for Jon Stewarts never-ending jokes on Dick Cheney, which, despite being done to death At least 100 years ago, are still valid because he SHOT AN OLD MAN IN THE FREAKING FACE.
In one of his most brilliant moments, Jon Stewart pwned Tucker Carlson on his own show.
The Daily Show is considered a valid source of news among many people. It is often accused of a liberal bias, but no one is actually surprised, as its host is, after all, a Jew.
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[edit] H8
It is known fact that when something becomes really cool, the only proper thing to do is derail it constantly. Thusly, TDS is subjugated to constant h8 by butthurt /b/tards.
[edit] Zionist
The Daily show is part of the Jews' total reign over the USA. By doing WTC, the Jews have cleverly manipulated the entire population to believe that watching the daily show constitutes an acceptable level of political protest against W and his policy of pwning all their taxes to pay for the Jewish controlled extermination of every towelhead on the planet.
[edit] History
No one knows the show was actually created in 1996, and hosted by Craig Kilborn, and was actually funny. Though Jon Stewart likes to pretend he was the original everything, Stephen Colbert was actually on the show 2 years before Jon came by to make it even better.
Today, the show includes over 9000 graphics per story, and the only one who laughs at the jokes is Jon. For the last half of the show, Jon commences to kiss the ass of whatever guest he happens to have on, such as his popular show with Hitler, in which he admitted that krystalnacht wasn't "all that bad". The "Moment of Zen", which previously contained such lulz-worthy clips as people throwing baby chicks to alligators as feed, now contains a re-run of C-Span, funny only to... well, no-one, actually.
In 2005, the Daily Show made the full leap to Saturday Night Live Lite, with the addition of the then over-the-hill White Stripes as a musical guest. Since then, John has found more and more ways to vary content.
The only worthwhile point of the show now is the last minute, in which Jon kisses Stephen Colbert's ass, trying to ride on his coat-tails. This, of course, like the rest of the show, fails, and, seconds after the credits roll, Jon is back at his day job, prying gold teeth out of burned concentration-camp corpses.
On the night of July 14th, 2008, Britfag John Oliver made Jon Stewart his Jewish bitch when he rickrolled Jon on national television. Can you say win?
