Jonny Mentz
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jonny Mentz is notable for being orange, and is probably radioactive. His main attraction is his extraordinarily, flamboyantly faggish personality, and his insistence on labeling himself a "brandwhore" when he lives in Shitsville, Michigan. Nevertheless, he cannot afford clothes more complicated than a sack with a hole for his shriveled genitalia.
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[edit] The Meme
Jonny offically became a meme last thursday, with the preparation of some delicious pasta see: so cash.
Now, this is a story all about how Johhny’s life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit back and chill I'll tell you how he became lulzcow of Roseville
In west Guido-delphia born and raised in the make-up aisle was where he spent most of the days exfoliatin' mosturizin' conditionin' all cool And modelin halter tops outside of the school When a couple of anons Who went in for a look Started making trouble in his Facebook They put him on Craigslist and his mom got scared She said "By the way Son, the fuck’s up with yo hair"
He whistled for the cops but when they came near The squad car missed anon sittin in the bushes over here I wish I could say that Johnny is rare But there’s lots of fags in love with their hair'
The pizza man pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And he yelled to Johnny “Another pizza for you sir” Johnny looked at pie and couldn’t help but jeer Cuz the olives spelled out Anon was here.
[edit] Craigslist Ad
On August 18 2008 at 11:57 a fellow anon posted an ad on Craigslist advertising free items at Jonny's house.
Followed by Jonny's response: [1]
Much lulz were had upon discovery on irc.
[edit] Gallery of RAGE!!!!!!!!!1
 SAUCE ! [ZOMG SAUCE!!!1] |
 Jonny's response. |
 oh noes |
 FLAWLESS VICTORY!!! |
 Disregard that, I suck cocks |
 Him Pathetically begging. *(fake tears*) |
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 Jonny leaves the negotiations |
 Jonny is An Legend |
 Fagget video. |
 Convicted Child Molester. |
 fuck YOU to 4chan. |
[edit] Flawless Victory
Shortly after the onslaught began, MentzMcFagget called it quits. This is evidence of why 4chan is the superhero of the internet.
After a day of attacks ranging from craigslist adverts to relentless phone calls and spam, Jonny moved to 4chan (which he had apparently been lurking on for hours). Posting pictures and apologies Jonny unleashed a wambulance ranging from dead parents to 'bein a gamer jus liek u!'. Discussions with Jonny continue, although it is rumoured that talks have broken down, with Jonny branding requests for n00dz as 'degrading'.
With no compromise reached, it looks as though the attacks are set to continue like a Russia in his South Ossetia.
And as long as Little fagbag jonny doesn't comply, please take the following actions.
(The following is copypasta from an article written by RBCP@phonelosers.org but would work well here.)
This is probably one of the best things to do and can even become a major news event in your area. You pull out the 'ole phone book and open it up to the yellow pages. Now, starting from the letter "A" and working all the way to "Z" call up every single business in the book. Set up an appointment with every company in there for (example) Wednesday morning at about 10:00. Give yourself a few days to do it all and get all the appointment as close together as you can.
You can probably see what's going to happen. Wednesday morning at 10:00 his street is going to be totally filled up with a truck from every business in the entire area. From exterminators to furnace repair to roofing estimates, they'll all be there asking for Chris. (Try to make sure he's going to be home when they come.)
On Wednesday morning you'll want to make some calls. At 9:30 call up every pizza delivery place in the area and have a couple large pizzas sent to Chris. After that, call up all the taxi cabs and instruct them to come to your house to take you shopping.
Tuesday night you'll also want to make some calls. Every T.V. station and newspaper in the area will want to know that "something big is going to happen on Sullivan street" in the morning. Don't tell them what, just tell them that they'd be stupid not to get coverage on something like this. Also call up all your friends and have them call up their friends. Instruct them all to show up on Sullivan street at about 9:45 am.
As this will be an historical moment, bring a video camera and tape the whole event just in case you're not happy with the camera work of the T.V. stations. You might want to call in a false report to the fire department that Chris's house is on fire just to get them there and add to the confusion.
[edit] Adam Gotti
Now that the Jonny Mentz drama is drawing to an end, debate rages as to whether this new guido should meet the internet hate machine. Gotti is without a doubt, the guido king.
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