Joss Whedon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Joss Whedon, plump, geeky, and fond of comic books, is exactly what Quentin Tarantino would be like if raised by Mr. Rogers. Beaten senseless and robbed every day of high school by the girl's chess club, Whedon attended college in England where he was only thrashed once a fortnight by the girl's rowing team. Some have speculated that these formative events were the inspiration for his subsequent works that featured women who are unafraid to use violence to plow through large numbers of foes: Buffy Summers, Illyria, River Tam, Melaka Fray, etc. etc.
Whedon began his professional career in the Los Angeles entertainment industry freelance writing for sitcoms and eating from the garbage cans behind doughnut shops. At last he wrote a screenplay called "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." It bombed in theaters and Whedon decided his failure was suited more for television. He was correct: BTVS ran for seven successful years, keeping the streets safe from goths, emos, 16-year-old girls, and necrophiliacs for one hour a week, more if a marathon was running. Syndication and a DVD collection of the series ensure that BTVS will continue.
Whedon is now unspeakably rich and spends much of his fortune hiring contract killers to commit major slayage on the jocks who flushed him down the second floor toilet in his junior year. He was tapped to write and direct a Wonder Woman movie by Warner Brothers. Rumours that Wonder Woman will become a 16-year-old girl who can mop the floor with hordes of minions remain unconfirmed.
Also, Whedon ruined Runaways.
[edit] Career as a Rapist
In addition to his career in film and television, Joss Whedon is also employed providing surprise sex to his wife nightly, as assuredly ugly bull dyke Allecto says in hyr [LiveJournal http://users.livejournal.com/_allecto_/34718.html?thread=136094#t136094]:
I feel awful for Joss Whedon's wife. From what I've read about him and the interviews I've watched, I'm fairly certain that he rapes his wife and abuses her in various other ways. I honestly can't think of anything worse than living with a man like Joss who thinks of women like the way he portrays in his tv shows. How awful. The comment about the money was meant to be about how I personally could see no benefit from being with a man like Joss OTHER than money. Joss uses and abuses her. Probably rapes her and thinks of women as whores etc, etc. Obviously, Ms Whedon has her own reasons for staying. Fear, patriarchal concepts of love, etc. But I would argue that she gives everything and gets nothing. Money is the only concrete thing that she could possibly gain. But as I said money is worth nothing compared with self-integrity, self-esteem, love (sister/lesbian/gynaffectionate love) etc. So she still loses out. Poor woman.
[edit] Joss Whedon Fan Sites
- BuffyWorld
- Fireflyfans
- Conversation Starters:
- Science fiction is stupid.
- What were they using for fuel?
- I like Dr. Who better.
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[edit] See Also
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