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As part of the YouTube Improvement Drive, articles which have been declared subpar, lacking lulz, or just plain shit have been given a grace period rather than outright deletion. Joy Nash has a 2 weeks to be improved or it will be flushed.

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Joy Nash is a fat media whore who made a youtube video which was featured on ET and faux news. Her main argument is that fat is healthy and thin people are over obsessed with physical appearance, as opposed to... living. She uses such terms as "weight bigot" (fursecution anyone?) and claims that clothing makers are part of the problem because they don't make clothing in her size, size 18, even though several manufacturers that are actually listed on her video do indeed make clothing in that size. In her quest to prove to everyone she doesn't care about weight and that fat people are superior, she does little more then prove what an attention whore she is.

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[edit] needs moar thinspiration

Apparently this fat cunt's thinspiration was Rosie O'Donnell, as she sees being 5'8 and 240 lbs a good thing, as well as the high cholesterol and heart problems that go with it. This is not of course about weight, any doctor will tell you that being obese is not a good thing, and with obesity come many health problems and even premature death, we can only hope joy finds the latter as a side effect. The best thing about this, is that she mocks thin people for focusing on fashion, and then turns right around and crys her whale cry that these same fashion designers don't make clothing in her size, maybe because fat rolls make backless dresses unattractive.

[edit] News coverage of beached whale

Faux news calls her a sensation, even though Kirstie Alley (who it must be said was at one time incredibly hot, then of course she found Scientology and Xenu forced fed her cupcakes until she reached her current girth) did the same thing, and queen Latifa (a decent nigger actress) before her, unlike Kirstie Alley and Queen Latifa, Nash has no talent, the video itself is proof of this. She wrote said video as a project for a film class, upset that a certain boy wasn't attracted to her and her fat rolls. She claims to be an aspiring actress, but as we all know it takes a lot of talent to make up for just being obese, never mind being morbidly obese, and she certainly doesn't have the talent to overcome it.

[edit] Joy Nash E-MD

She claims in her video that she eats healthy and works out, yet is still fat, yet biologically this is impossible, even if one has a thyroid condition it can be overcome through exercise, the truth is that shes just to much of a fat cow to actually eat healthy or work out, and claims that everyone who does will just gain it all back. So like any opinionated cunt on the internets, she claims everyone else is to blame for her own problems, the diets don't work, the clothes are too small, etc... of course being an e-doctor joy can say with confidence that she is healthy, even though her visible fat rolls say otherwise.

[edit] Links

the video in question, watch the replies, they are hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUTJQIBI1oA

A WOW basement dweller responds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NOoyc82OHU

Another uppity bitch blaming all her problems on other people be sure to say hi on her comments page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fqAuwKAxNg

Owned by a chick who barely speaks english: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udxiu2T0-ko

A german chubby chaser: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g8H2nSm9C0


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