Insane Clown Posse
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Incoherent Child Pussy Inbred Cunt Pedophiles, better known as ICP, they are quite possibly the most talentless, worthless musical group to have ever existed (slightly in front of Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit), Insane Clown Posse are a crap-infested "hybrid" group, known for their loser fans (who go by the term Juggalos and/or Juggalettes) and "chafing," "offensive" "lyrics", which are "sung" while the band's members are dressed and face-painted as clowns, causing thousands of unintentional lulz. They are, needless to say, worshipped mostly by children and rapper kids. LOL ICP = I See Pee. They are also closet homos, though this seems to depend on how one defines the term "closet."
The only reason they became popular was because Disney tossed them off their record label, Hollywood Records. Disney claimed this was because of "explicit" lyrical content, but it was moar likely because they didnt want a bunch of fucktards like Insane Clown Posse associated with their fine family entertainment.
ICP is usually recognized as a "good band" by people who like insipid designs such as symbols that mean absolutely nothing (like a guy called "hatchet man" who is brandishing a fucking MEAT CLEAVER), abuse methamphetamines, and drive 1991 Chevy Cavaliers that they got from their redneck uncles for about over $9000. The typical ICP fan has a pierced eyebrow, nipple, tongue, or small penis, and wears a Thundercats beanie. This band's fanbase is full of people who have failed at just about anything except self harm and reaching the metric ton point and gayness, yaaaaay!
ICP fans suffer from a mental illness known as Clowns Syndrome. Teenagers listen, and claim to "enjoy" ICP because they swear a lot, hate teh fagz and rednecks and rich and beautiful people, claim to hate the mainstream media (Even though you can find ICP's CDs at every other store), and show a shocking degree of individuality by covering their faces in black and white paint. Other bands, like KISS, Esham, Natas and The Adicts wore clown makeup first, but in contrast, all of these groups have sold more than 6 albums.
Though they claim to be outside of the cultural mainstream, ICP fans usually end up looking like disaffected gothic emo teenagers whose faces are covered with three-day-old semen. It is widely believed that it may, in fact, be actual semen - since most ICP fans agree that ICP's music is excellent background music to hardcore gay sex. It should be noted that Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope could shit in a box and a juggalo would still buy it. Wait...that's what the Riddle Box was.
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[edit] Juggalos
A juggalo (or juggalette) is someone who is down 4 lyfe and doesnt give a shit what tha fucking hater$ think.
[edit] Origin of the word
The word "Juggalo" started because when ICP was rapping tha Juggla from Carnival of Carnage they accidently said juggalo instead of Juggla. So after that word got out that ICP fans are juggalos.
[edit] Juggalo characteristics
Juggalos will often wear clown make-up to ICP shows and say "MCL" at the end of posts ("Much Clown Love") (shudders). Many juggalos like to pretend they have some sort of social disorder, (wetting the bed) but do not be fooled. One of the idiots from ICP is bipolar or something retarded and unimportant like that so they all think being "insane" is cool.
Juggalos are known for their anti-homosexual ideals and poor spelling .
Many Juggalos also happen to be furries, which doesn't make a lot of sense with their anti-homosexual stance, but does go along with the whole outcast from society bullshit they whine about.
While some ALL juggalos are not TOTAL retards, few NONE of them are worth your time. A lot of them are trailer trash that would be listening to their sisters fucking the entire trailerpark if they didn't have SOMETHING blasting out of their crappy stolen mini-stereo, so they play this.
Juggalos claim to be "hated", "outcasts", and things of that nature. Every time they have a gathering, they leave garbage everywhere, trash the place, and assault people 10 on 1, instantly fucking them in the ass. And then, they wonder why people hate them. Otherwise, in reality, nobody really gives enough of a shit to hate them.
Juggalos are also often stoners who feel it is necessary to play the song "Homies" ad nauseam and tend to have major acne issues (the true reason why they cover their faces with idiotic make-up. Ironically, it's also part of the reason why they have such horrible acne in the first place.)
With their sixth album's release, ICP revealed that the Dark Carnival is, in fact, a complete and separate version of Christianity in which it is believed that god has bestowed upon the Juggalos their own private Juggalo heaven called "Shangri-La", which was actually a fictional heaven from some book by James Hilton. (this favor is most likely due to their extreme holiness and tendency towards morality). In this "religion" it is also assumed that the images associated with ICP album covers are agents of god who judge everyone upon their death. Unfortunately, this is no joke and is actually believed to be the truth by a select few. With this, finally someone has brought into light the obviously true fact that god gives preferential treatment to fans of Psychopathic Record bands. Also, ICP members are all prophets put here on Earth like Jesus to spread their holy messages; upon death, they shall rise again. These are all infallible truths that you would know if you had read the bible.
In a fantastic display of individual thought, many juggalos converted in order to remain "down with the clowns." The results, as expected, were staggeringly retarded. This comes as no surprise, considering the obvious association with Christianity in their lyrics:
My axe iz my buddy, I bring him when I walk me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh me and my axe cut bigot spinal chords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack my axe is my buddy, I never leave without him me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain
...Wusn't it a meat cleaver tho? Amirite?
The Dark Carnival is actually just a cult, much like Scientology. Contrary to popular juggatard belief, you do have to pay to be in it; you have to be 'Down with the Clown' in order to belong to their faggy cult, and in order to do that, you have to buy their ridiculous yet wholesome CDs, as well as facepaint/dried semen and Tshirts from Hot Topic so nobody makes fun of you. Of course, you have to attend meetings, called 'Gatherings'. And just like most cults, the few people who do wake up from it realize that they were tools and are the very definition of sheep, and are now a few hundred dollars poorer for having been a part of it. However, unlike most cults, the Dark Carnival caters to poor people with inane product placement of Faggo and other lower-class drinks and substances.
[edit] Fun facts
- All juggalos were either former emos, wiggers, or any other high school stereotype. Thing is, most still are.
- When you penetrate the cherry of a juggalette (That has a vagina, of course), you automatically lose 313 internets. Congrats!! You have herpes!
- Juggalos are known for their attraction to shitty music, city lights, and country fairs.
- Juggalos are often spotted in front of major malls, but as few of them own a car, are driven their by their parents.
- Juggalos make up 50% of unemployed Americans.
- While Juggalos can be found in any major city, the one place you will never find a Juggalo is a college campus.
- Clowns aren't 'scary' and the half-assed abomination they call rap doesn't make them either.
99.9% ofALL Juggalos everywhere are convicted rapists.- Juggalettes tip the scales in the 250-900 lb. range. Watching them enter any McDonalds with a single step up can pretty much guarantee lulz.
- Juggalos claim that "haters" don't know what they are talking about, and that they "don't understand," when in reality, no one gives a shit.
- Juggalettes have bigger (and in most instances, more) penises than Juggalos.
- Juggalos or Juggalettes have no friends...
[edit] how juggalos exist
Juggalos exist due to a genetic anomaly which causes severe, mind crushing retardation. They continue to spread because due to this handicap, they lack the ability to properly use a condom. Anabelle Lotus can therefore be considered an example of divine intervention. If she had lived, she would have killed herself anyways for having such retarded fucking parents.
[edit] Trolling a Juggalo
If you are a normal person and reading this (unlikely as that may be), you probably do not listen to Insane Clown Posse and have no idea how to piss off Juggalos. In The Art of War, George Bush teaches us to "Know thy enemy". Since we don't want to waste time getting to know Juggalos, here are some key comments you can cut and paste into their journals that are guaranteed to piss them off. Some of these might not make sense to you, but believe me, they will get pissed.
- Shaggy does not write his own music.
- Billy Bill likes it in the ass
- The Dark Carnival is retarded.
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FaygoFaggo sucks. - Eminem is hot.
- Do you use Sea Breeze?
- Where do you keep your nail polish remover?
- Mimes are cooler.
- I want to have Rob Zombie's babies.
- There are only 50 states.
- "Hatchet-man" carries a meat cleaver, not a hatchet you
fucking moron.ignorant mother fucker.borderline retarded ass-baby. - ICP aren't clowns. They are retards playing in make-up (jugglo code for dried semen).
- Their music is worse than John Cena's entire career.
- Violent Gay loves to feel up Abdullah the Butcher's titties.
- Only fags and women wear make-up, and they're definitely not women.
- Claim that you've had sex with their girlfriend/boyfriend and that the make up that they have on their face is YOUR cum mixed in with their bue's blood that came directly from their asshole.
Most All Juggalos are Internet tough guys, so don't feel threated by their bullshit.
Milking juggalo lol cows on youtube.
[edit] Successful Trolling Examples
Xeon113: ICP sucks shit. Puting semen on your face makes you look retared. Plus mimes are way cooler than clowns. Faygo sucks. ICP has to be the worse band in history. The dark carnival is retarded!
HBDEMON: xeon y the hell would u go into a icp music vid jus to diss it. honestly do u have a life or does it revolve around making fun of ppl to make yur sorry ass feel better about yurself. is that it u fucknut bitch. seriously kid grow the fuck up. its sad wen ppl do this
HBDEMON: and i dont give a shit if my grammar sux fuck u the juggalo family will run strong running over any bitch fags like u.
DownWithClowns: fuck you xeon....why the fuck do you sit n diss on us and get on the videos just to talk shit? wtf does that do...do you enjoy gettin your ass kicked by juggalos...you fuckin pussy....your a hater bet you get off by talkin shit
xtephraderm: Xeon113 your just mad that people from icp dont like you you fuckin trash this guy made a nice vid and i expected alot of good coments for this. one of the best vids ever...
xtephraderm: then a kid who dripped out of his dads ass named Xeon113 had to suck a nut out of my cock and get on icps ass for no reason im sorry that there good you worthless piece of shit... i mean really are you that fuckin stupid? "ima search up a icp vid and say there bad cause j wouldnt let me suck his dick" im sorry faggot that he wouldnt let you suck his diomend dick he probly didnt want hit all ove...lol, wut?
warlock253: Fuck Anybody Who Ain't Down Wit The Clown
hWcHazard: :You go down on clowns, you fucking homo.
haVocHWC3: All of you guys are morons. Icp really sucks. These assholes got lucky and now they can spread their filthy, untalented music across the nation. Icp is just another example of no talent dick snots becoming famous like Paris Hilton. Fuck them, fuck you, and fuck everyone who thinks they are a "juggalo/juggalette". You're a dumbass.
[edit] Moar Trolling
What the actual fuck, this guy is just an obese, white Dr Dre, minus the talent.
"But it's all good here, come have a beer I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear And your death comes wicked painful and slow At the hands of MILENKO!"
What the fuck does that even mean? Shoving a bottle into someones ear is hardly going to perma ban them IRL. Also, how is some homoerotic clown demon named Milenko going to help them accomplish this feat? It doesn't really matter what these ICP say anyways,because their credibility is shot to hell in the first place. C'mon...covering your face in man-goo and then becoming big wigger clowns?
Fail.
Juggalos, being as such, have poor reading comprehension and will fail to detect any sarcasm if it's placed with an insult to their band.
For example, saying "Wow, this is just awful. How dumb do you have to be to like this shit? I'd actually take My Chemical Romance over this" will result in an angry message from PLASTICxH3ARTz.
"A dumb ass shit like you would try to listen to this but then start saying shit after about how "bad" our shit is because your an incompetent lil bitch boy that can't comprehend the meaning behind icp, juggalos, or juggalettes and if you could den you would try as hard as you could to be one of us because juggalos and juggalettes are real fo life. we stick together and are family while lil punk ass bitchez like your self don't. you can learn a thing or two cause wou'll never be like us.MCL"
When trolled, even juggalos are capable of lutzworthy Freudian slips -
"koljastar| May 11, 2008 (Block User) Don't ever go the the Gathering of the Juggalos or you will either get your ass kicked or your butt raped."
and
"TheSickness055| May 10, 2008 (Block User) you are a fucking homo fuck you if you went to the gathering of the juggalos/juggalettes and sed that shit you would be fucked in the ass instantly"
Needless to say, nobody has the least doubt of the honesty of feeling behind these blantantly homosexual propositions.
Leaving a disparaging comment on one of the few songs they consider deep(ie, Homies) will result in rapid defense by both raving lunatics, and people who've never read a book, thus considering songs about friendship to be Earth-shattering. "How can you say that this song is about your homies nobody matters more than them."
Recently, a juggalo on Youtube admitted to having an interest in pedophilia
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wow. he actualy made a screenname to piss ppl off with. he must hate icp or have no life or be in the closet. u faggy, fairy, fart-fucker.. thats an alliteration. anyways juggalos can b flaming an flamboyant as hell like this one.. or they can b 100% strait like me. an who doesnt like prepubesecent girls?
[edit] Juggalos in the news
In February 2006, jakejekyll took his retarded juggalo lifestyle a little too seriously and hacked up some customers in a gay bar with a hatchet while shooting at them. Fortunately for his victims, Jake was too stupid to use a hatchet properly and they all lived, despite many years of audio training from listening to ICP. During his short time as a fugitive from justice thereafter, Jake did manage to teach himself how to use his gun, killed a cop, then his uncomfortably much older girlfriend, and then quit IRL forever. While in Arkansas. According to dramatic postings on Jake's MySpace from his juggalo pals, he's now in Shangri-La, or juggalo heaven.
After the tragic Feb. 2007 death of Anna Nicole Smith, a video was leaked to the court of Honorary Ed Lolington (who was to rule on the lucky bastard who owned the rotting, 9,000lb carcass) revealing that Anna was -in fact- a closet Juggalo.
OH SHI--- VIDEO REMOVED! /r/ing another one!
[edit] Juggalettes
A juggalette is a morbidly obese and/or borderline-retarded 16-year-old girl who has zero friends and listens to the Insane Clown Posse religiously. They are proven to be the worst of the Faggalo "Fam". Scientists have, within the last year, been able to prove that if you look into their eyes, you WILL turn into a cheeseburger and they WILL engage in an eat attack. They typically have worst-case-scenario acne and their love life does not exist beyond internet cybersex with juggalos.
Interesting facts:
- Juggalettes come from the Latin root word "Juggee" which means fat and unattractive pig-like creature.
- 98.7% of all juggalettes have penises. The other 1.3% are the Insane Clown Posse themselves.
- Juggalettes can rarely spell properly.
- They are almost always captured when the bait is a stick of butter.
- All Juggalettes have throat chlamydia.
- They harbor extreme swamp crotch and when in close proximity, the aroma will seep into your lungs and you WILL die.
- 90% are pregnant because Juggalos are too poor/stupid to use condoms.
- Most have an outer layer of lard around the brain that slows even the most basic cognitive ability.
- Juggalettes have been known to rip third trimester fetuses from a pregnant woman's body, eat the aforementioned fetus, regurgitate it, pour ranch dressing on the vomit, and lap up the puke while grunting.
- Juggalettes have a horrid odor.
- Juggalettes mostly come out at night... mostly...
- Juggalettes may also come out when their penis-lacking boyfriends need food (although they may have penises, they are still technically women, and as such they still have responsibilities to the "man" of the relationship)
[edit] Persecution
Juggalos/ettes claim that they deserve political and religious recognition. However they fail to understand the concept that liking shitty music does not entitle them to any benefits whatsoever. There is no Dragonforce party, no My Chemical Romance party, so its pretty obvious there will be no ICP party.
The online petition to get this shitty band as a religion has reached over 3000 sigs! Too bad nobody gives a shit about online petitions.
Selected quotes:
I'm sure a song about stirring kool-aid with your penis deserves to be a fucking hymn.
No, that's not one of the Commandments, you stupid fuck.
And so on. More lulz worthy quotes.
UPDATE: They had stopped accepting signatures because of vandalizm and people not taking it seriously (EPIC WIN). Currently, signing is re-enabled, allowing anonymous comments.
[edit] Brotherhood Of Lulz
Juggalo's often have very lulzy saying to pronounce their love for the clown cock. Sadly these really did come from the cock washers of juggalos.
- "Juggalo For Life-a-low"
- "I'm down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground."
- "Dudes, really, stop using my makeup, yours is in the caboodle."
[edit] Sample ICP "music"
[edit] Freestyle Transcript
Please see the talk page for a transcript of an IRL freestyle that ICP recorded and put on their album, Bizaar (2001).
[edit] The Most Annoying Soundclip Ever
[edit] Juggalos on teh Internets
[edit] Typical YouTube Juggalo SerialKillaC
[edit] Successful Trolling of SerialKillaC
Vidfreakfido13: Did you ever wonder how obese Juggalos get to ICP concerts
ComradeMero: They teleport there with the powers of Shangri-la.
Vidfreakfido13: Now since it's a known fact that Shangri-la is the night shift at McDonalds what you are suggesting is crazy. Somehow the Juggalos use McDonalds night shifts as dimensional rifts that actually displace items in real space...my god stunning!
ComradeMero: Yes but to create such a rift one needs to have an IQ of lower than 45 and dive face first into a fryer. It was discovered by Violent Gay who explained his theory to Faggy 2 Grope one night they decided to try it. It was successful but left their faces with painful scars....hence the man make up.
ComradeMero: The various messages about Shangri-la in the various ICP albums are just explanations on how to use the fryer to it's maximum wormhole traveling capability. It's also like a map for various Juggalos so they don't get lost in the Goatse like portal hidden in every fryer. The Dark Carnival is just an explanation of "the warp" that they found and an explanation on how to use it to it's full advantage, moreover they can't be seen again geting dropped off at another ICP concert in Mom's minivan.
Vidfreakfido13: Ah...that explains the KISS rip-off.
YoungMosas:dude your gonna get your ass kicked I've seen juggalos that are those big ass biker dudes you know the ones with muscles and tats that the thought of you getting one like them would make you shutter but you know what all we need is one of our 5 year old juggalettes handle you.... and if you mke a joke of that your a dirty bitch!
Youngmosas:dude yeah they do explain why whena store owner sees a jugalo walk into their store wearing a ICP t shirt or painted they call te cops huh answer that and also ICP can rap I saw the awards idoit
Vidfreakfido13:I dare say Awards like what voted worst band of all time? Which they have won in fact, as well I am in no fear of receiving a pounding of any sort I talk to 'juggahoes' like this in real life. I imagine you say you you'll 'hatchet me' I dare say I'm not worried Juggalos are afraid to attack me. THey know better. Furthermore Try insulting people with intelligence no trains of swears.
YoungMosas:as I told your life partner fuck you to bitch!!!!
Vidfreakfido13:E gad your grammer is terrible it's "You're" not "your"
[edit] TL;DR Message from the Official Juggalette Emissary, Excerpted
Entire communique may be found here.
- "Say what you will of me I'll always have Juggalo Family". So go ahead show hate but read that again and realize we probably don't care about it.
- Yeah they're just trying to piss us off and see what we're going to spit back in their faces. Why would we waste our time right? Most of society hates us and we're looked down upon, but atleast we got friends closer than they'll ever have or dream of. We have friends to fall back on who are always there and we can always count on them, what do these people have? Nothing.
- Apparently not the people who wrote the hate messages, they knew it would start conflict. Don't be pissed if the Juggalo Family is more close then you and your own pathetic family, sorry it's probably true.
- If any of you haters got a problem with this feel free to take straight to me, via email or IM. Yeah, thats how in-your-face Im gonna be. Ill IM kick anyones ass here! Here's my Email address for you too: liltwiztidsammi@netscape.net and if you really want to harass me here's my yahoo and aim screen name. Yahoo: juggalette_whoopwhoop Aim: liltwiztidsammi
- You can even check out my myspace and send me hate mail through there. www.myspace.com/lil_juggalette17
:i would like to also note that i myself took the time to check out the jugga-douche's myspace....what a joke....not only did "internet tough girl of the year" make a private profile but get this---for those of you who have read all of this and laughed hardily you know that eminem is satan in the "dark carnival"=of pussy faggots...little miss i can't spell decided to contradict her "juggalo family" with a poster of Mr. Shady on her bedroom wall under the "hatchet queer"...i chuckled and so should you.]
- I want you to go ahead it's pure temptation. You're nothing but a scared little bitch if you don't. That or you just don't want to 'waste your time' trying to come up with something good to say to me.
- Im very angry at my parents, they bought so much food now Im obese and have no friends, so I listen to ICP and threaten to e-kick anyones ass over it.
- Also, I have testicles
[edit] Official Juggalo Representative Edit
All communiques may be found here.
Please note how thoroughly trapped by consumerism the mind of the Juggalo has become, or quite possibly, this communique came from a Psychopathic Records PR employee.
- We have been around since 1992, and we have enough followers to match the population of Washington, and yet we have no government recognition, but that fight is being fought every day. The word for one who has faith in the Dark Carnival or listens to any Psychopathic Records artist is a Juggalo.
[edit] Official Representative of the Intelligentsia Edit
Juggalos today are consider by law in some states to be an official gang. Anyone wearing Juggalo paraphernalia is subject to be registered as a gang member. The reason for this is the lack of intelligence that Juggalos have, constantly doing drugs, and beating up people who aren't part of the clown fetish family. Secondly, in response to the post above. This individual needs to be more specific on what he means by "government recognition". Being a Juggalo, is not a religion, no matter how hard they worship shitty music.
Most important of all, if Juggalos wanted to even be recognized by the United States Government, let alone by every day citizens, they should try getting a high school diploma. And better yet, going into college, and study law. Because no matter how much they bitch, nobody is going to listen to them unless they have something intelligent to say, and since that is in no way possible, it's safe to say Juggalos will never have an influence on any government.
Empirical data suggests that juggalos have learnt the ability to access (and decipher!) ED, much to our cost. Evidently, this juggalo has learnt Computer Science III
Official Communique from the Land of Staggering Retardation
"I'm not going to waste my time telling this guy what I think about the sack of bullshit he has written, so I'm just going to say right here that this entire page was made up by some dumbfuck who has no life, and has no clue about Juggalo's, and he is just chosing to pick on them. This page contains nothing but lies and shit that he is literally pulling out of his ass because I am a Juggalo (Juggalette, whatever. The correct term is Juggalo for guys AND girls) and I know for a fact this this page is a joke."
[edit] Juggalo skillz
Aside from planning their afterlife in Shangri-la, some Juggalos have become good at stuff. Juggalo 'skillz' include:
- Avoiding having a job
- Whining
- Necrophilia
- Mime
- Taking your order with a smile
- Making their parents regret their reproductive organs
- Gaining weight
- Fail
- Epic Fail
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Buyingstealing 60 dollar t-shirts - Some how spending over_9000 hours loitering at a mall in a 24 period
- Painting their faces with semen and santorum
- Blindfolding and jerking each other off
- Dropping out of high school
- Getting arrested
- Being Bubba's cell bitch
- Threatening people on the interwebs
- Insanely Craving Penis
New juggalo copypasta, brings out the rage in normal people, till someone points out it is too well written to have been done by a loser
- Hey faggots, this juggalo just had to get on and see if this shit was really as funny as people say it is. I'm pretty fucking glad i haven't seen any shit talking on my juggalo brothers because if there was, i would have to come and fuck all of you up right in front of your parents and then fuck your parents up in front of your neighbors and the chain doesn't fucking stop. Juggalos are like a fuckin' family guys so you mess with one of us you mess with all of us. There was a guy talking shit my juggalette a few weeks back and I bent his ass over, shook up a Faygo, shoved it in his ass and then slammed it in there with a fucking HAMMER. All yall are fucking faggots anyway so i know you won't be talking shit cause nobody wants an army of Juggalos at their door.
Also, how does my fucking makeup look you feminem motherfuckers?
Some Juggalo activists are so advanced, they have become 1337, as ED found to its cost:
* devil|is|back-not-here- has joined #ed * windblown` has joined #ed * verus- has joined #ed * er[0]nbcn has joined #ed <fag> hey tfo <Sluttycat> lolol <zewb> lol <Sluttycat> SOMETHING LOL IS GUNNA HAPPEN <JailBait> =o <PedoSeal> i can feelz it [devil|is|back-not-here-:#ed PING] [windblown`:#ed PING] [devil|is|back-not-here-:#ed PING] [windblown`:#ed PING] [verus-:#ed PING] * er[0]nbcn has quit IRC (Killed (darkcube (go away))) [devil|is|back-not-here-:#ed PING] [windblown`:#ed PING] [devil|is|back-not-here-:#ed PING] [windblown`:#ed PING] [devil|is|back-not-here-:#ed PING] [windblown`:#ed PING] [verus-:#ed PING] [verus-:#ed PING] [devil|is|back-not-here-:#ed PING] [windblown`:#ed PING] [verus-:#ed PING] [verus-:#ed PING] [verus-:#ed PING] <zewb> JUGGALOES * devil|is|back-not-here- has quit IRC (Quit: devil|is|back-not-here-) * windblown` has quit IRC (Quit: windblown`) * verus- has quit IRC (Quit: verus-) <PedoSeal> hahahahahaha <Jmax> lol
However, some Juggalos still fail the internets.
For moar info on Insane Clown Posse, see here.
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!?!
[edit] Gallery
 4 life, ok? |
 Artist's rendition of a typical ICP concert. |
 High contrast does not help the situation |
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 Notice the effects of drinking lots of Faggo |
 What could I possibly say? |
 Juggalos preparing to engage in a gay orgy |
 Stupid bitch. |
 This ain't Faggo, oh shi- |
 typical juggalo sex |
 Just a random clown! |
 A typical Saturday for Violent Gay and Shaggy Likes 2 Suck. |
 Stupid fat bitch |
 Typical juggalette. |
 She's related to this guy. |
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 Just say no to juggalos |
[edit] External links
- ICP official site Faggotry abounds.
- Livejournal's Anti-juggalo community
- WATM's Anti-Juggalo Article
- Religious tolerance for Juggalos Troll for good LULZ (Update: EPIC WIN)
- Epic Failure Juggalette Dyke's Poetry Page Please Troll
- 13-year-old wannabe juggalo
- Juggalette Myspace Whore
- PROUD JUGGALO PARENT, WAIT OH SHI-
- ANOTHER JUGGALO PARENT
- Pregnant juggalos? Oh noes...
VIDEO:
- Frontline: The Merchants of Cool - PBS special showing juggalos in their natural habitat (chapter six).
- ICP's MTV commercial (to prove how "hardcore" and "underground" they are)
- ICP brings you closer to God
- ICP recruitment commercial
[edit] See Also
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