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Jujubomb

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JUJUBOMB!

Sucky Sucky 50 cents JUJU is also a one legged hooker.

JUJUBOMB aka Theresa is a 20 year old manish woman who is a psychotic-Bipolar-schizophrenic cam whore. You will find her most times on Broadcaster.com. Where she will be doing any of the following, Singing, Crying, Screaming, Taking her clothes off, Dancing, Throwing things, Shoving a cell phone into her vagina, pissing in a cup, or all listed above at the same time. Please ask JUJU the following:

Why does she not have a car?
Why does she not own a house?
Is she living in a mental hospital?
Oh and ask her why her mother hates her. And wait for the lulz to begin.

1 The Break Down
2 Quotes
3 Stickam
4 Do You Want A Cheap Date?
5 MOAR Quotes
6 External Links

[edit] The Break Down

The upstairs matches the downstairs.

On Sept 28th JUJU had an epic breakdown on broadcaster where for 2 hours she cried about how her life sucks. She rambled on about how her mother hates her. She will never be able to own her own car or house. How she loves life, But all men want from her is to see her naked. Crying for 15 minutes about how big her nose is.

“	Jipsi Kinnear has nothing on this little boys Oh I mean girl’s breakdowns.	„
—Jebbi3

[edit] Quotes

ITS A TRAP??!

“	In second grade my best friend was crazy and her crazyness effected me maybe if I wasn't her friend I would be less crazy.	„
—Jujubomb

“	I'm going to grow an afro. I don't know what it will look like.....I'll look like a negro.	„
—Jujubomb

“	I'm not being racist. I'm just being true.	„
—Jujubomb

[edit] Stickam

Bitches don't know about my hairy nipples

You can also find JUJU on stickam though she has been banned she still has an account though she can't go live or enter into any other stickam user’s room. Word has it she was banned because she can’t keep her clothes on. Before JUJU was banned from stickam, he went bat shit insane and pulled a Britney Spears, shaving her head and crying about it later. JUJU was known to randomly show up in certain stickam users rooms asking them to call her a shit pipe, asking them to fuck their dog and let her watch. If you didn’t put her on mute when she entered a room, you were more than likely to lose your hearing from her random screaming into her microphone. JUJU’s personal tags on stickam are as followed bbqsauce, buttfuck, gay, loser, wannabe.

[edit] Do You Want A Cheap Date?

If you can afford McDonalds, you can tap it.

JUJU gets very excited by the thought of having unprotected sex with ANYONE or ANYTHING for that matter. Sad part is most of the sick twisted perverts on broadcaster can’t get it up for her. JUJU is the modern day freak show for the internets. By the way, JUJU is a cheap date her Mommy and Daddy are still giving her an allowance.

If you want to win over JUJU tell her you are a stranger, and you don’t have aids. Also include that your favorite movie is 13 going on 30, You love the show The Family Guy, and your favorite book is Harry Potter. JUJU loves guys that smells good, that’s her weakness. She also loves non-effeminate gay dudes! Don’t try to talk JUJU into talking her clothes off, ust sit back and wait for her to do it of her own accord, as she is known to randomly remove her clothes at all times. Be prepared!

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JUJU once found love on the interwebs. Only to find out he wasn’t a Greek pop singer called Nino. Maybe this is why she went insane and shaved her head?