Juliana Wetmore

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A MYSPACE 4 JULIANA! NOWWWWWWWWWW!!

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Warning!:
All mutants are sinful and victims of their corruption and are blasphemous to the Emperor.

“	Beware the alien, the mutant, the heretic.	„
—Tactica Imperium

“	To be Unclean That is the mark of the Mutant. To be Impure That is the mark of the Mutant. To be Abhorred That is the mark of the Mutant. To be Reviled That is the mark of the Mutant. To be Hunted That is the mark of the Mutant. To be Purged That is the mark of the Mutant. To be Cleansed For that is the fate of all Mutants.	„
—Ordo Malleus

For more information on Mutants, see Warhammer 40,000.

Not actually Juliana, but a remarkable facsimile!

When most parents have a baby, they spend months dreaming about what their bundle of joy will look like. Will she look like mom? Will he have dad's eyes? His mother's nose? His uncle's cock in his hand at the age of three? But for one local Navy family, the birth of their daughter didn't give them the answers to those questions. Their daughter Juliana was born without a face. Her birth defect is called Treacher Collins Syndrome. Doctors say it's the worst case they've ever seen. She has cost the insurance companies 3 million dollars, something that undoubtedly would enrage Hitler. Little Juliana is missing 30 - 40 percent of the bones in her face, so she can't bite down if you decide to rape her in the mouth (if for some reason you would want to).

Just looking at that little fucking spasticated monster of a subhuman being. I want to nail her to a fucking wall and fillet her skin off.

Every ugly bitch has a hot sister.

1 Juliana's Rise to Stardom
2 Invasions
3 Rage

[edit] Juliana's Rise to Stardom

Image macros featuring Juliana have been floating around the internets for at least 100 years, but only recently has she reached stardom after being featured on a SomethingAwful article. /b/tards everywhere fapped with much joy.

~~Juliana Wetmore is a meme as of July 30th, 2008.~~ Juliana Wetmore is not a meme, newfag.

[edit] Invasions

It is common knowledge that /b/tards lack any conscience whatsoever. So it is common sense that they'd pounce on such a prime opportunity to lol at the poor, unfortunate, attention whoring parents of Juliana - and what better method than to simply rock up on a Saturday night, feeling all right, BITCH! and spam the shit out of the guestbook? You fucking bet:

Anonymous decided that they needed to lend some moral support to the poor family, and they cast anonymous aside like a bastard son.

[edit] Rage

One enraged /b/tard who was repressing his anger or his negative emotions wrote a lovely story on /b/ about his supposed experience with Wetmore. A few reposts were made, but it didn't take off. Said 'pasta goes like this:

"I was alone with Juliana, and I pulled out my baseball bat and chased her into a corner. As Treachtards cannot scream or make any kind of noise or communication apart from sign language, I knew that she was pretty fucked. Tapping the bat on my palm, I grinned manically at her, and I think she might have looked at me in horror, but I think it was hard to tell. Advancing upon the helpless freak, I quickly charge forward, bellowing a horrible war cry, and swing the bat across her head. CRUNCH! POP! SPLAT! It was amazing. The crunch was the impact of the raw force of my bat smashing into her head, and the pop was the noise of her brain flying through the hole I had made on the other side of her head. It splattered against the wall. I pick it up and shove pieces of it in her dead eyes. I then have every Treacher Collins mongoloid cloned several hundred times, and I start a wonderfully successful band where the only instruments are the varying sounds of people smashing treachers with bats. With the harmonic popping of brains, or the smashing of skulls, it was quite an achievement in the world of music. After the clones all died, we captured the original treachers (making sure not to kill them, but indeed abuse them heavily, they are freaks of human nature and deserve to be thrown aside like a wounded cattle) and went on a manhunt, trying to capture every single treacher in the entire world. We were ultimately successful. The world is now pure. And then I woke up. I screamed in anger. It was then I noticed the bloody bat on the floor next to my bed."

-Anonymous /b/tard

tl;dr...wat

[edit] STFU

As anyone who has gone to the Juliana Wetmore site knows, Mommy and Nurse like to write little journals about Juliana and how she is such a awesome gift from God and about her over 9000 operations. It seems now that Mrs. Wetmore is truly a attention whore who doesn't want her daughter to truly get better, thus proving that she has Munchausen's by proxy.

From Mrs. Wetmore's Journal, Jul 31 2008

"...Oh, I almost forgot to tell you about some very exciting news about Juliana. She has recently been able to start wearing her speaking valve on her trach. This is so exciting for us. The valve is one way, so she can take air in through it, but has to push the air out past her vocal cords. This enables her to "talk." Sometimes, it is awesome and sometimes, I just pluck it off when I want her to hush. When she has it on she is so loud! We have waited five years for this..." LOL WUT

It is apparent that Mrs. Wetmore is just doing this for the lulz.

[edit] Gallery

Irony?	LOOK GUYZ SHES GOT TEETHS NOW!!~*	DO NOT WANT	Fixing the guestbook problem wont fix that abomination of a face.
	Djbb had sex with Juliana Wetmore.	When your baby comes out looking like a fucking pink turtle, you have already failed as a parent.	I see a huge resemblance to Lord Voldemort here :-O
¯\(º_o)/¯		HAI KAZARI MAS
You're takin' a bite out the wrong end babe...		...And its number is 666.	Dad looks on, dreaming of the days before his life was a fucking disaster.
Her beloved cat.	Here she is attempting to get struck by lightning and end the comedy that is her existence.	Why didn't you let me die? WHY?	Brb, going to the moon.
Whatchu bitches want from a nigga?	twins	Irony	Looks like someone got here first!
Well shit, no celebrity look-alike for her to brag to her friends about.	Playing Transformers with a Dora the Fagtard back pack!	Now what the fuck is that :-s
Not photoshopped, her parents actually dressed her like that!	JESUS CHRIST IT'S A...um, er? GET IN THE CAR!	>:( No face detected.	What happened to her cookies?
Ok...ok...Since when did they let retards pass anything but the finish line in the Special Olympics?	I FUCKIN LOVE BALLET	liek omg Beast and the Beauty.	Her biological father.