Juniper

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Juniper is a stupid whitehat circlejerk first and foremost and sometimes a networking company. Buying Juniper products is almost infinitely preferable to the trash that Cisco produces.

toast and Michael Lynn work there. Toast gets really agitated when you even suggest that the IDP can be bypassed by trivial means so you should do it all the time. You should also point out that the whole IDS mentality is fucking stupid.