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/k/ is the weapons board on 4chan, where 13 year old boys go to discuss counter strike guns and how awesome nazis were. Also by far the easiest board to troll. Just post some copypasta from the Brady Campaign or Million Moms March and watch the neckbeards spray their spittle about how only Ron Paul loves gun ownership.
[edit] /k/ memes (a.k.a. how to troll /k/ommandos)
- Meatba - an awesome revolver that cycles automatically!. for that very reason, animu fans often worship it because zOMG!1 vash da stampeed used one in trigun!
- Deagle - The ultimate weapon to defeat any threat, fires awesomely XBOX HUEG round. Vidya game developers love to add this gun as the strongest weapon in the game, even when IRL if you fire this gun you'll get killed by the sonic boom. Attach a tactical katana for extra brownie points.
- Clip - a clip is the thing that holds bullets in a gun. Of course, the /k/unts don't know that and will RAGE when you tell them the truth.
- Glock - A very potent hand grenade. Some say it also functions as a handgun, though this is known to be a myth.
- Tacticool - A gun doesn't need to work, it just needs to look cool.
- Slavshit - Once you go slavshit, you never go back (to slavshit).
- Airshit - All the cool kids do it. Easiest way to troll /k/ is to ask for advice in buying BB gu...i mean airsoft.
- An often misunderstood weapon - The last attempt of a long time poster and flaming homosexual to make /k/ talk about guns. The attempt failed and said faggot committed Internet-suicide and died for all of /k/s sins.
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - GET OUT OF HERE
- AK47 vs M16 - Dumb discussion since Desert Eagle owns both.
- Barrel shroud - Not to be confused with barrel roll, this is actually that shoulder thing that goes up.
- Operator - Operator, operator, operator. Operator-operator, operator operator. Operator operator operator.
- Zergface - A Chinese soldier with camouflage face paint grinning like a Chinaman who just saw some unoppressed Tibetans.
- Zergface #2 - A Estonian Defence League solider standing with a group of other Soilders in the rain while grinning like a Balticfag who just saw some Russians get fucked up.
- Obama thread - feel like a little trolling and creating a little drama? Post a thread on /k/ endorsing Obama 2008 and sit back as basement dwellers through the midwest work their Cheetos encrusted fingers (the only thing they ever work, amirite?) typing away at how if you don't vote for Bob Barr then you're a socialist-gunbanner-faggot!
- Ammo Day - November 19th is Ammo Day. Nevar forget.
- Zombies - Cause you never know how many rounds of ammo you need to stave off an accident/Undead Horde from the Umbrella Corporation.
[edit] Some legendary /k/ screencaps
 /k/unts share their concentration camp experiences |
 YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW! |
 Bat Guano and the essence of /k/ |
 Sure, go ahead and join the Marines. |
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